food poisoning brings the following symptoms: diarrhea, stomach pain, cramps, nausea, vomiting, and fever. this diarrhea could last multiple days, and could be bloody. you could be throwing up, unable to keep liquids down. these are not things that are congruent with the fast paced hard hitting sport of hockey. once again, not ideal.

enlightened centrist is from a very athletically gifted nation of fiji. enlightened centrist would immediately go to fiji before the game by plane, making it back in time with the entire fiji rugby 7s squad. this squad is fast, theyre strong, and theyre smart. this squad has won two straight olympic gold medals, and is one of the most decorated hsbc rugby 7s teams in history. this is because they are really good at sports. doing this, the colorado raptors would be saved by the fijians. and as a result of that, fiji would be added to the iihf