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Slip McScruff has to put together a dream team on a shoestring budget just to hold a 3 goal lead for 10 minutes? He's going to start this from the goalie out. If he was being cute, he'd find the largest fan in attendance because they would do it for free and you might be able to replace skill with size. However, this is serious business and each rink has an emergency backup goalie. No brainer, we put the EBUG in net.

Ok, next he has to get some defense. Normally, Slip doesn't get to play, but now is his chance, he can use all the energy he saved by not playing the first 50 minutes. We could probably get away with just 4 more defense to rotate through the spots. Luckily, Slip has been spending his weird off-ice season at some down and out bars with some really tough bouncers. They owe Slip some favors probably, let's call them in.

Forwards will be exhausting work, especially for people not used to playing much. I think we can just throw literally the whole training staff on the ice and put together some decent shifts. They'll at least have enough exposure to be roughly in the right position. We don't need to score any goals, so we are probably ok.