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At first glace, yeah! It seems pretty fun, and the Pacific was kind of overpowered this season so it's to my benefit. Not that Viktor is participating at all anyway. I just like seeing my team and by extension my division do well. Go and kick some ass, my friends and rivals (who are also full of friends)!


Bring in the mascots! They all know how to skate already, so why not have them play a similar divisionally-split series against each other? Either that, or have them do a triathlon. Skating, running up and down the arena stairs, and t-shirt cannon sharpshooting. Winning division gets bragging rights and coupons to Chuck E Cheese. Who says no?


The Atlantic is absolutely filthy with scoring talent this season, so I'm going to go with that division. There's no such thing as defense in the All-Star game. They've got the literal top 3 in scoring for season 80. By some miracle they aren't all centers, so Jae-ik Barron would be flanked by Johnny Wagner-Svenson and Jiggle E Puff.


Ah, an opportunity to gush about my favourite player! The most unexpected player for this season for me is Oskar Scholz, though more in the sense that he performed better last season and didn't get in, because I think he should be there every year. I am shameless in my bias when it comes to Viktor's longtime linemate, and it's completely understandable when not many agree with said bias, but I'm pleased as punch that he's getting more recognition recently. Besides Oskar, I'm surprised that Justin Time continues to show up as the pile of bones that he is, and all of the old retired farts that came back from the dead.


For the Atlantic, I'd like to see Cale Salad get a nod. The guy spent most of his career as a forward, and here he is making the All-Star game as a defenseman, and I think that deserves tons of recognition. For the Central division, a homer pick of Juan Tymer or Leo Roze would serve my goal to give props to defensemen, but it's kind of hard not to hand it to THE Ron Mexico. As for the Northeast, my reflexive answer is Pork Tenderloin. He feels like a perennial All-Star, is once again a defenseman, and dude is a cut of pork. I need to see them stitch a C onto a piece of sentient meat. For the Pacific? Goalie captain goalie captain! Dust for bones himself: Justin Time. I couldn't possibly manage not to give it to one of the best goalies of all time, plus maybe he can milk the C for some nap time. Time.