We tried sacrificing to the old gods and the new to make Raf invincible, but that didn't work, so we traded for Kewl. All the skaters have been commuting uphill both ways in the snow. The centers have to win a hundred faceoffs before they're allowed to have breakfast. The wingers were recently dropped into the wilderness with their sticks and a box of pucks and told to hunt for food to survive. The defense has been training with Shaolin monks for the last few weeks. The coaches are currently in the Clockwork Orange chair watching tapes. The local coven has been asked to curse Kelowna so that their laces come untied during a penalty kill. The power play unit has gone on a tour of a power plant for inspiration. I personally have been body checking every person I see on the street. Clearly our preparations are working, as we've knocked out Quebec.