Man, the Denver Guardians would've been the coolest. But D G G ? That's too many letters man.

I'm into whatever you're into, but bridges? Too adjacent to trains.

I don't feel TOUGH as a 'Sound'. I get it for the city, not for a team. It's the Utah Jazz. There's no jazz in Utah. None.

Madison Valkries wins I guess. I love Norse mythology, and I'm down for purple jerseys. But Madison? Isn't having a team in Chicago enough?