By the periods combined, its Captain Earthnut!  This humanoid peanut plays for the power of good on the ice against the (presumably evil until proven innocent) forces of despair.  Arch nemesis' known as Steelhawks or Dragons or the fiery minions collectively known as "Inferno".  Captain Earthnut with his trusty ward, Mutou Mutou strike fear into the hearts of the evil netminders looking to steal goals away from their rightful owners!  While not imbued with any super powers, though Mutou Mutou was rumored to have some occult relationship with Egypt, this Puck-Fighting dynamic duo speeds around in their aptly named Zambomobile in defense of the good in the Simulation Hockey League.  Each day they find themselves facing off against the puck-stealing forces of evil like:  Dr. Schattenaxt, known for his abilities to steal right out in broad daylight and Earthnuts personal nemesis, Peanut Butter Zamboni.  This evil-doer prevents well appropriated goals from entering en-masse and who's very existence is a threat to Captain Earthnuts life!  Despised so much in fact that there wasn't even a cool enough nickname to give them!  Peanut Butter...the death of Earthnuts!

Stay tuned for future adventures!