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Yoshinobu Ishii moonlights as "The Bushido Bear" where he patrols the mostly tame and boring streets of Great Falls, seeking to wear down his opponents with his staunch defensive abilities before hitting his signature "face off" ability which, trust me, is far too gruesome to describe here.  His greatest nemesis is Railman @Prayl07 and his devout blind follower KUM  @hotdog, who like most villains, see themselves as the true heroes, but we know the truth here. Why are they in Great Falls? What carnage are they looking to reap? As Railman spins his stick around over and over and over, The Bushido Bear waits patiently for the right opportunity to strike before ripping a shot through and into his opponent, he has an immaculate shooting percentage. He also simply just dodges and parries KUM's weird sticky substance...where does that come from, anyway?  The Bushido Bear will not apply a "face off" to Railman, since he's good for business, and not sure why he's hanging around Great Falls. Maybe he just wants new friends? Is he not a fan of KUM? 

Yoshi strives to protect Great Falls, but is eager to lend a hand to a big city. He's intrigued by a faraway place called Philadelphia...