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By day, RDNH plays hockey, scores the goals and hits the boards. By night, he transforms into Dino-Nugget Man! Made entirely of suspect chicken and/or pink goo, with a mediocre breadcrumb-based crust, Dino-Nugget Man saves the day with aplomb (and a plum sauce). Superpowers include being yummy as hell, multiplying his body up to 15 times (a regular serving size), a really loud rawr, and being able to recite the entirety of Jurassic Park verbatim. Secure that his identity is completely a secret and could in no way be traced back to the budding Carolina Kraken hockey star that features Dino-Nugget in his name, the tasty hero turns up the heat to 425 against his arch-nemesis, A Well-Balanced Meal!! Destroying the world with micronutrients, a Well-Balanced Meal terrorizes young children with despicable food items like broccoli, carrots and radishes! But never fear, for Dino-Nugget Man has found his new sidekick: Sweet Chili Dipping Sauce! With their powers of elite cuisine combined, the children of the world are saved having a well-rounded diet!