If Ongo Gablogian was a super hero, his super hero name would be something like “Obese Man” or something along those lines. Something about being fat. His super power would be making food disappear, particularly Taco Bell, since they sponsor him and require they be mentioned in every point task. Maybe he would be “The Taco Bell™ Devourer Supreme Brought To You By The New Chicken Cantina Menu”. His biggest rival hero or villain I guess you could say would be playing actual good hockey. As he finishes at the bottom of the scoring sheet on his team for yet another season, it literally is already his villain, he is just nowhere close to being an actual real super hero. Basically the villain (being good at hockey), would show up and he would cower in the corner. Or he would show up in his super hero outfit and he would trip and fall through a table and his spandex suit would split down the ass crack.