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Celeste seems like a player who should be considered a team hero, but they certainly would not agree with that assessment. Although the stats would bear out that they are, in fact, a chronic committer of heroic clutchery, they're just out here to play a game. And Celly is a noted fervent lover of defenders and goalies, so they would have to give the hero nod to a teammate rather than to themself.

In this case, that teammate would be Jaromir Jagrbomb. Celly has been singing his praises since they were teammates back in Quebec, and their opinion has not changed. After all, how many players can put up those kinds of defensive performances AND record multiple game winning goals every season? All while eating minutes like some kind of bizarre metaphysical vacuum cleaner. Behold, Manhattan's newest hero, the savior of every game. He's got Spiderman beat for sure, at least for the hockey folk among us.

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