Question 1:
Post something funny that has happened to you. This can be a joke that was said or a very odd situation.

This may not be the funniest story but it is the shittiest.

When I was younger my grandma would always make a german soup that was fucking delicious and my dad thought he would make it one night but he obviously did something wrong as it gave my bro and I food poisoning which made my bro and I lay on the couch for the rest of the night dying and we both finally passed out from all the drugs we took but I woke up later and felt a shit coming so I did what I hope most would and went to the bathroom and threw up out of my asshole. When I was done I got up feeling great and the moment I stood up I felt a fart coming and I played a game of fart roulette which I had the choice to not let it go or let it rip and hope it was just a fart. I decided to pull the trigger and I lost as I sharted all over the floor and the rug in my bathroom which I had to throw away that night. After cleaning all the shit up I went back to bed any no one had a clue what happened. I don't give a fuck if this was funny or not it is more of a warning to NEVER play fart roulette when you are sick because you are gonna have a bad time.