1) Link to player page: STEVEN 'THA GAWD' JALOPSKI

2) What type of player do you see yourself becoming? Honestly? I hope SHL will one day let you lower the Discipline stat, so I can set all-time PIM records.

3) What do you like about the New England Wolfpack? Probably the logo/colour scheme, but the name 'Ace Faulkner' is surprisingly enjoyable, so I'll include that as a like. Sounds like the name of a superhero tv show produced by some seedy independent company that only gets a 1 season run.

4) Where do you see yourself being drafted? Everyone in the league is sleeping on me, so probably a later round.

5) Are you friends with any of the Wolfpack? No, but I wanted to meet Dion @ 2nd ave McDonalds, which is a real shitty McDonalds in the city we live in. I'm also a one-man wolfpack and I've fucked somebody up outside of that very same McDonalds I was gonna meet up with Dion at. (I wasn't gonna fuck Dion up though)



Also, if you draft me and give me a big signing bonus/contract, I'll pay for a TPE move and move the 45 points I wasted to Fighting to something more useful, and become a the best defenceman in the draft. Since apparently my 70 Fighting only garnered me 1 fight in the NWJHL season.