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Welcome to Saturday’s edition of the Post Game Show. Today we will be recapping the past few days for the Wolfpack. As always, I am joined by former SHL players Eoghan O’Donnell and Tobias Mortensen. Take it away gents!

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Eoghan O'Donnell GBE and Tobias Mortensen CBE

GAME SUMMARIES WITH EOGHAN O'DONNELL AND TOBIAS MORTENSEN!</div>

EO: Thanks Gus! We have something very serious we have to talk to you about, Toby.

TM: What’s that, Eoghan?

EO: You mispronounced poor Erik Lehner’s name.

TM: I’m pretty sure I said Robin Lehner correctly. It’s not a hard name to pronounce. ROBIN. LEHNER. See, it’s easy.

EO: *clears throat* That’s ERIK Lehner, not Robin. Those two aren’t even close, Toby.

TM: …oh. I’m sure he didn’t mind. It’s not like I made a major mistake.

EO: If I was Donald Trump, I’d fire you. But I’m not, so I can’t. Anyways, this week we’re not really going to go into depth about the games. Instead, we’ll talk about how crappy the other teams in the league are. But first, I want to name my My Pierre McGuire MONSTER of the week brought to you by the Pushover Plunge.

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The New(?) sponsor of the Pierre McGuire MONSTER of the Game/Week</div>

TM: I thought it was brought to you by Turtle Wax.

EO: The Pushover Plunge is giving me a lifetime supply of alcohol.

TM: Lush.

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"I'm going to get you, Tobias" - Erik Lehner</div>

EO: Shut-up, fool. Anyways, my Pierre McGuire MONSTER of the Week brought to you by the Pushover Plunge is Erik Lehner because he deserves some love after you have repeatedly mis-pronounced his name. CONGRATS! Who is the worst team in the league.

TM: The worst team of all is the Toronto Stars. They are so brutal, even Mexicans don’t like them.

EO: How does that even remotely make sense? My favourite team, or should I say least favourite team are the West Kendall Platoon. They are so bad, they make little babies cry. They are the reason Justin Bieber is relevant. Hey Toby, I hear that’s your favourite artist.

TM: I bet Maxy told you that. He’s always trying to ruin my reputation. I’m going to tell you one time that that is not true.

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Tobias Mortensen's (and Maxy's) favourite musical artist.</div>

EO: Wow, you’re super cool. How did you ever get so cool? Actually, how can I be as cool as you?

TM: It takes a lot of practice, Eoghan.

EO: I have another question for you, Toby. Why do you look so much like Nicklas Wastlund?

TM: I can’t tell you my secrets to sexiness.

EO: I just can’t deal with you right now. So we’re going to cut this short. Any final thoughts?

TM: I’m too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

EO: No. Back to you Jim!

I hate you both. My name is Adele Dazeem, not Jim, not Gus. ADELE DAZEEM! We have a special interview with The Beast! Hey it can't be any worse than last week's. Down to the most eloquent person since Don Cherry, Reginald Semin.

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Carter "The Beast" O'Callahan with Reginald Semin</div>

RS: Thanks Pierre! I’m here with Carter O’Callahan. Carter, how do you think the season is going so far?

CO: It’s going sossssssooooo ggggrreeeaattt! Reeaasaaaally love the waaaay we’re play-playing.

RS: Are you drunk?

CO: Fffffffuffffuuuuckk you, you son-ssssson of a bitch-nizzle.

RS: I don’t appreciate your tone, mister.

CO: I don give a fuck you stupid cock-sucker.

RS: I heard you are a little bitch, how do you feel about that?

CO: Oh aren’t you a high and mighty son of a gun. Go fudge yourself. I hate your guts and hope you die.

RS: You’re an even bigger lush than that Eoghan O’Donnell fellow.

CO: Do you even lift? You’re a scrub and awful and I hate you.

RS: Love you too, back to you Dickhead.


Gee, thanks Reginald, I certainly appreciate the love. Thanks for joining us on tonight’s show. May God have mercy on your souls. For the Post Game Show, I’m Adele Dazeem.