Hello and good time appropriate greeting friend!

1. If you were to be given your entire SHL earnings to spend exclusively on needless luxuries what would you buy?

2. Would you rather your player have to carry a pound of feathers or a pound of steel with them at all times?

3. If I poked one of your pressure points and said that one makes you better at ice skating; how would you respond?

4. What would you say is your favorite hockey position and why?

5. What position or league job do you think Sherlock Holmes would do best at in the SHL?

6. Would you willingly keep a small but knowing clown in your house?

7. What is your favorite render that you have seen and favorite that you have worked with?

8. Three minutes left in the game would you rather be the goaltender up one on the defensive, or the center down one on the offensive?

9. How well do you think the SHL would fare if the commissioner were to be turned into a vampire? Do you think any of us would even notice a difference?

10. A berserker, a knight, and a lumberjack walk into a bar. Which one wins the inevitable bar fight?

11. Hockey has three periods, basketball and gridiron football have four quarters, and baseball has nine innings. Why do you think they cannot come to an agreement on a simpler division of games?

12. Do you know what a dozenal system is in comparison to a decimal system?

13. Is the user name Nokazoa meant to bring to mind protozoa?

14. If you had to make an all animal team for hockey what animal do you think would do the best job?

15. Do you have a favorite attribute in FHM?

16. What dinosaur if frozen in the ice of the hockey rink do you think would give the best home field advantage?

17. Do they call it home field in hockey or home ice, and could you tell I don't know anything about hockey before this question came up?

18. When it comes to action games/movies et cetera do you prefer a dual wielder?

19. Do you think dual wielding hockey sticks would be the new meta if it were legal?

20. Given I am assuming you are doing this for money have you heard the good news about Chirper?

I hope that these questions find you well and that you have a pleasant podcasting experience!