If I were create one perfect player, that would honestly be really easy. I wouldn’t have to look too far and I wouldn’t have to do so much soul sacrificing to combine different people.
For the hands, I would take the hands of none other than the legend Ambacas Cuddles. His passing and puck handling skills are unmatched. There’s a reason that Ambacas Cuddles is an SMJHL all star in his rookie season. His passing and puck handling are beyond his years.
For heart, I would also pick none other than Ambacas Cuddles. Ambacas has a really big heart. Not because of his amazing intangibles or anything, but because that dude is big as fuck he’s like 7 foot 9 how would he not have the biggest heart in the league.
Lastly, for grit, I would choose, you guessed it, Ambacas Cuddles. Ambacas is a big, mean motherfucker. He gets in the corners, blocks shots, and lays people out. He really does it all.
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Teddy Cuddles | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame Player Type : Two Way Forward Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19 Number: 79 Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA -------------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4 S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1 S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10 S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18 S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10 S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7 S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4 S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9 S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2 S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19 S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9 S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9 S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8 S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7 S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1 -------------------------------------------------------------- Post Season Stats : S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1 S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3 S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7 S38 | EDM | Did not qualify S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1 S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2 S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1 S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1 S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3 S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8 S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5 S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2 S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0 S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2 -------------------------------------------------------------- Awards and Achievements: S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward S40 | Gold Medal Winner S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits S45 | Challenge Cup Champion S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP S45 | Silver Medal Winner S46 | 1st Team All Star S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee S46 | Jef Darr Nominee S47 | Jef Darr Nominee S49 | Challenge Cup Champion S49 | Anton Razov Nominee -------------------------------------------------------------- Draft/Signing/Trade History: S35 | Signed to STL S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall S36 | Traded to Edmonton Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM
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