So this reality is the same except God gives a shit about sim leagues and is a Disney movie author at heart. So first thing first, NOLA never cheats against LAP. Not really. See NEW is the one who sets up NOLA to cheat due to their new coach being too green to see throught the crafty tricks. LAP wins despite this and goes on to sweep Calgary, since the red will go well against LAP's nice blue uniforms. Only the final game of the series will go into OT and Simon LeBlanc will get the game winning goal to send them to the finals. Hamilton lost out to NEW who are still big old cheaters. They cheated by teamviewering into JR's computer and changing the oppenents tactics to be all passing no shooting. However one of LAP's tech guys thought all this was suspicious from catching the team viewer icon on stream and is able to stop this for the LAP/NEW series. Now ultimately LAP is gonna win game 7 as the underdogs that came into the new era as champions after a cup drought. Simon LeBlanc will be hailed as the hero of the series after somehow scoring on a takeway as a defensive defenseman.



So what they do for the intermission in Hamilton is they have an airshow. Now I know what you are thinking, The Stelldome is a dome, the roof doesnt retract. However, they have attached enough hot air balloons to lift the roof, which was retrofitted to be detachable, off the stadium and are able to keep it airborne for at least thirty minutes. So the airshow starts and its all normal until they start to see people jumping out of the planes. WHO COULD IT BE? You guessed it, its Mike Izzy and teh rest of Calgary. Now they don't fall down all slow. That isn't epic. Instead they are loaded up with roman candles and pipes, and, yes, they are shooting at each other. As they land, you know the ones who survive, they start a chicken parm eating contest. Its crazy, and as we get down to the winner of the contest, the roof begins to slowly fall back down. HOWEVER, we attached a bunch of fireworks to the balloons like we are in brazil baby, and them bad boys start going off. So either everyone survives or the stadium is destroyed killing three teams.








a. Pepperonis is the best player. He is the one guy everyone in the league will argue is the star of our team. He has dominated in the STHS era and he continued his success into the FHM era. He also brings a lot of things off the ice. A lot of intangibles if you will. No only is he a GM, but he is also someone most of the league respects. Not to downplay anyone of HAM. They are all threats, but I never hear people single out individuals on that team as much as Pepperoni has been lately. Im also full of shit

b. i think HAM has the edge in this series. I think all these things that EDM brings are good, but HAM is very much an attacking team. Speed is nice on Offense,, but you had to think that EDM will be on their backfoot more than they want. However, I think EDM can score more with less chances because of their strengths.

c.
f-Ola Wagstrom- Top Forward on a great team. He is also 2k and I think he is a hot commodity.
f- Luke Thomason- Similar to Wagstrom except I like Luke a lot. He too is a top forward on a team that will need him.
f- Jean-Paul Boivin- I am ideally on every stacked team even if I hurt them in the end.
D- Simon Leblanc- I dont know a lot of Defensemen so Im picking Simon because I like him a lot as a person.
D- Brady McIntyre- I definetely butchered that name, and I am sorry. I just know he is a good guy,
G- HAM- I think Ham is pretty good, the goalie has a lot of heat in the final and he doesnt let a lot in.

c. I like snow as an idea but Im from TN and they dont handle snow well. We end up blowing most of our salt pretty fast and then no one has snow tires so its a mess. A big old mess. I like doing stuff in the snow too. My fiancee also loves snow so there is that.

Verification: Edmbbhahah
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