Quote:Once the boys were back in Anchorage, Schoochie took a shit outside, let it freeze, and then grated it into Bork Lazer's car's heater. That car was immediately donated to the team's annual demolition derby that it held.




lmao

                 

Center || Daniel Laforest || Edmonton Blizzard || TPE: 1375
HT:6'4" WT: 220lbs SH: L  Born: Que, CAN
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SHL Season Career Stats

S56- Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP |  03 G |  29A | 32 Pts | +29 | 16 Pim | 2 PPP | 1 SHP | 104 SOG | 70 H

S57- Edmonton Blizzard | 66 GP |  07 G |  25A | 32 Pts |  -05 | 20 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 133 SOG | 103 H

S58- Edmonton Blizzard | 66 GP |  11 G |  23A | 34 Pts | +01 | 32 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 143 SOG | 120 H

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SHL Post Season Career Stats

S56- Edmonton Blizzard | 19 GP |  5 G |  10A | 15 Pts | +7 | 6 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 34 SOG | 31 H

S57- Edmonton Blizzard | 07 GP |  0 G |  04A | 04 Pts | -2 | 6 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 17 SOG | 14 H

S58- Edmonton Blizzard | 12 GP |  3 G |  02A | 05 Pts | +2 | 2 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 34 SOG | 26 H

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Career Achievements

-Drafted 9th overall S54 SHL by Edmonton Blizzard

Kelowna Knights || WJC Team Canada Gold Medalist & Silver Medalist (2x)
HT:6'4" WT: 220lbs SH: L  Born: Que, CAN

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SMJHL Season Career Stats

S53- Kelowna Knights | 49 GP |  5 G |  6A | 11 Pts | -9 | 10 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 66 SOG | 12 H

S54- Kelowna Knights | 50 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 Pts | +6 | 24 Pim | 5 PPP | 0 SHP | 85 SOG | 70H

S55- Kelowna Knights| 50 GP | 14 G | 27 A | 41 Pts | +14 | 24 Pim | 16 PPP | 0 SHP | 140 SOG | 52H

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SMJHL Post Season Career Stats 

S53- Kelowna Knights | 15 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 Pts | +4 | 0 Pim | 0 PPP | 0 SHP | 19 SOG | 5 H 

S54- Kelowna Knights  |12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 Pts | -3 | 0 Pim | 1 PPP | 0 SHP | 18 SOG | 10 H

S55- Kelowna Knights  |17 GP | 4 G | 12 A | 16 Pts | +6 | 0 Pim | 3 PPP | 0 SHP | 57 SOG | 29 H

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World Junior Career Stats

S53 WJC- Canada | 15 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 Pts | +3 | 4 Pim | 0 PPP | 1 SHP | 28 SOG | 17 H 

S54 WJC- Canada | 13 GP | 3 G | 9 A | 12 Pts | +5 | 4 Pim | 4 PPP | 0 SHP | 35 SOG | 10 H 

S55 WJC- Canada | 15 GP | 7 G | 5 A | 12 Pts | +0 | 8 Pim | 3 PPP | 1 SHP | 41 SOG | 19 H

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Career Achievements 

-Drafted 7th overall S53 SMJHL by Kelowna Knights 

-S52 WJC Canada GM- Silver Medal

-S53 SMJHL Western Conference Champs

-S53 WJC Canada GM/Player- Gold Medal

-S55 SMJHL Western All Star Team

-S55 WJC Canada- Silver Medal