S56 PT #3 - Subscription Service
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Kraagenskul
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Zebluon Leaviit [ZL] This is Zeb? Zeb's Agent [A] Hey Zeb, it's your agent! ZL: Hey, man, how's it going? A: Good, good. Hey, I got a company that wants you as a spokesperson! ZL: Oh shit, that's awesome! Which company? A: It's one of those subscription services, that send you stuff every month! ZL: Dude! You mean like one of those Loot Crates or Men's Clothes of the month type things? A: Um, not quite, it's- ZL: Game of the month! It's PS4 game of the month, isn't? I talked to one of their reps last week online, he was telling me during a COD game that he worked for Sony and he would hook me up! A: Yeah, I doubt that guy worked for Sony. ZL: Dollar Shave Club? I use their shit, I love the Butter! So slick and slippery and makes it really easy in the shower to- A: Stop, just stop. ZL: Is it Bark Box? DUDE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE DOGS DID YOU GET ME BARK BOX???? A: You need to slow the fuck down. ZL: Sorry sorry sorry, you just got me super excited. What is it for? A: Jelly of the month club. ZL: I'm sorry, what? A: Jelly of the month Club. ZL: What in the Nine is the Jelly of the month club? A: They send people jellys. ZL: Like lubes? I mean, I think I might be okay with that, but that seems a bit odd, I'm not really a player or anything? I mean, don't get me wrong, I do okay with the ladies, but not that okay. A: No, no, no, not that type of jelly. Like, PB & J jelly. ZL: What? A: You know, jelly! Every month subscribers get a box with a variety of jellies. This month is Raspberry, Apricot, and Mint! Their slogan is "It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year." ZL: Mint? Who the bloody hell uses mint jelly? Is that for a toothpaste sandwich? A: Um, I think people use it on lamb? ZL: Lamb? I might get the PB & J connection, but lamb? I don't think I've ever even eaten lamb? A: Look, they wanted you! ZL: I guess I'm flattered, but that's the best you could do for how much I pay you? A: It's worth 3 TPE? ZL: Sign me, the FUCK UP. Like now. |
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