1. Flacko Lagerfield.

2. I'll be away for a couple weeks around August.

3. Yea.

4. Yes.

5. Yes.

6. 3? 3-4. Maybe 5. Really depends on you guys and when you need me.

7. Compared to other draftees, I have pumped out more articles than most in my draft class and I'm a TPE whore.

8. 2 and a poutine on the side.

9. How do you drown a hipster? You throw him in the mainstream.