1.) Any truth to the rumor Jimmy Slothface is negotiating to GM an expansion team called the "Providence Rocketsloths" in Nobles' SLL??

2.) Number of seasons it takes in SHL for Sloth to have a 25 Goals/25Assist campaign ??

3.)What does Slothface do when he finds out he's hyper allergic to the color purple??

P.S. Shaving cream in the lockers = Baby powder filled AC vents in your car ...