Kermit Murphy, the widely feared prank tsar of the Baltimore Platoon, orchestrated a master stroke involving a rival team's equipment. Before a crucial matchup late in the season, he arranged for the ventilation in the opposing team's locker room to malfunction overnight, causing the room to become uncomfortably warm and humid. He also coated the entrance to the air vents into the room with deer urine he purchased from a hunting supply shop. As a result, the other team's gear not only remained wet and uncomfortable, but it also took on a sticky feel that was only made worse by the horrendous smell of warm, stale deer piss. Not only did the other team have to get dressed in a sauna, it was a terribly gross sauna. Their gear was disgusting, greatly affecting their focus on the ice. This unexpected inconvenience put them off their game and gave the Platoon the strategic advantage they needed to pull off the big win
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It's hard not to expect that something is up after the mice aliens saw their fellow players get destroyed. These robots definitely are going to be tougher opponents or something is going to be up. Suspecting something to be afoul with this, Toasty is going to be acting as player coach in this one. As one of the most talented players in the SHL (in his mind at least), Toasty is going to be the best player who can react to anything that's going on. The aliens of Toasty's team have adapted so well to the game that they should be able to handle things as well. Even though the robots will likely be programmed with some of the best skills in hockey but our team so far has shown that we're some of the most adaptable players to play the game and I'm sure we're going to succeed. Let's see what challenge this brings.
In the world of the Simulation Hockey League (SHL), rookie forward Billy Herrington was in on some locker room buzz. The buzz was all about hatching the ultimate prank to throw their archrivals off their game. With a sly grin, Billy joined the brainstorm session, his excitement clear. The target? That sneaky star defenseman from the rival team, known for playing mind games. So, the game plan was this: Billy would buddy up to the rival player at a pre-game bash, doing some undercover recon. Now, everyone knew this defenseman had a soft spot for his flashy sports car. So, Billy and his crew pulled off a harmless yet seriously attention-grabbing stunt. They plastered that car with neon sticky notes, creating a trippy masterpiece that was impossible to miss. Word about the tricked-out car spread like wildfire, and the locker room was buzzing with anticipation. Billy was low-key chuffed about his role in the whole ruckus. The prank was designed to mess with the defenseman's head, throwing him off his game-face. Game day came, and all eyes were glued on that defenseman. Would the prank play mind games with his game? Well, Billy, the fresh-faced rookie, had just added a whole new level of excitement to the rivalry. It was a cheeky reminder that even the toughest competitors could be taken down a peg by a well-timed prank.
Angus McFife had heard of his alternate reality counterpart, after the hero of Fife, Angus, and the chaos wizard from Kil'viriath terrorvortex, we now have the robot protector, the Robot prince of Auchtertool and their robot hockey team. Alas the rivalry is only natural, Angus is the heir to the throne, the real throne, and this robot aspires to his prized cup. Angus is red with rage at the robots, yelling IM GONNA WIN THE CUP. I think the game would be very hard because the robot prince of aucthertool is a powerfull being, incoruptible and also geared with astronomical artifacts. usually he tries to defeat evil but in a clash of heroes who knows who will win. The gloryhammer is a laser powered goblin smasher and a thunder striking wizard thrasher however its fate against robots is unknown, can it be a HEavy Metal Robot slayer? maybe. We will need all of our fantasy trope artifacts to hope to win this game.
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Honestly I’m not even convinced that my player would make a team full of hyper talented and skilled robotic hockey players. That’s such a very specific type of player and need that I don’t think my player would fill anything that the robot team is missing. Maybe passion? I don’t know, robots seem to have everything in all reality and they pretty talented. I think they would also have all the skills necessary to win the game, whatever variety, against an alien team. Of course, that also implies that the aliens aren’t robots or Vice versa and I don’t really know what to do with that potential. Also it is possible that they’re not robots or aliens and they’re something else entirely. Either way, I don’t even know if the robots are the aliens or if the alines are the robots or if either one is good at sports. But this has been an adventure of a season.
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After all the losses they gave us in the last couple of seasons, we had no choice but to prank the Chicago Syndicate.
They are in our division and since we are in a rebuild, it's been hard to play against them, so this season we have decided to give us a little edge on them by doing some little pranks. Nothing to crazy to get suspicious from them nor the league.
There is the old tricks of putting on their fire alarm at their hotel, we know how important athlete needs no sleep so to force them to wake up in the middle of the night is an advantage.
Other than that, we "accidentally" forgot to pass the Zamboni before their practice so they had to wait with all their equipment on. After the practice, the bathroom had no hot water so they had to take icy bath and\or shower.
So only little things like that, and it's kinda work because they managed to wins some games against them and we face them in the playoffs so it will be a good match-up!
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They may not necessarily be our biggest rival, they are our playoff opponents and share a state with us in California. Either way, Svoboda decided that the San Fransisco Pride have to be pranked before their series starts tomorrow.
It started off rather innocently. Things like sneaking in and unscrewing all of their bottle lids, and stealing their skate laces.
Svoboda thought that maybe this wasn't quite far enough, and wouldn't throw their opponents off their game. That's when he had an idea. He went to a local zoo and snuck in to steal a panther from its exhibit. He lured it towards the rink and left it in the visitor's locker room, with some food and water of course. Now it was time to wait. When the Pride enter their locker room tomorrow they'll have quite the surprise waiting for them. Now hopefully things don't go too badly. Svoboda doesn't exactly want to harm them, after all, just throw them off their game.