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ArGarBarGar · 02-03-2017, 03:57 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Muerto@Feb 3 2017, 02:48 PM

It's just trash talking bro,[b] I have no actual issues with the rankings and I love the articles every season.[/b]

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Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
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BarnabasCollins · 02-03-2017, 03:58 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Muerto@Feb 3 2017, 01:48 PM

It's just trash talking bro, I have no actual issues with the rankings and I love the articles every season.

He just knows he'll never be as good as the Nature Boy!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

crutch · 02-03-2017, 04:01 PM

kez your player SUCKS

GO CACTI

ArGarBarGar · 02-03-2017, 06:23 PM

4. (S22) RW (Portland Admirals) - Chernika Banananov || -1
Average Grade: 95.71
Past Seasons: S25-96, S26-90, S27-19, S28-48, S29-1, S30-3, S31-1, S32-3
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At 4 is new Admirals winger Chernika Banananov, with his fifth 50+ point season in a row and 6th 20+ goal season in a row. Banananov, despite the lack of a physical game, has been incredibly consistent, this season scoring 20 goals and 57 points, helping lead the charge with a handful of players to get the Chiefs into the playoffs. Now with a new team and even more opportunities, Banananov hopes to do the same thing with a new team for the first time.

3. (S26) G (Edmonton Blizzard) - Brett Broadway || +6
Average Grade: 96.71
Past Seasons: S31-32, S32-9
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Entering the top-3, we have Brett Broadway of the Edmonton Blizzard. Broadway takes home the bragging rights for best goaltender in the list, winning every single trophy he could win over the offseason and proving himself as arguably the most dominant goaltender in the league today. Broadway won 29 games, had a save percentage of .926, and even registered 8 shutouts. An incredible statline, and Broadway still has a few more seasons to go before age even starts to knock on the door for him. Broadway does have competition, but right now he is the top dog and it will take a lot to knock him off that perch.

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
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ArGarBarGar · 02-04-2017, 11:14 AM

2. (S24) RW (Manhattan Rage) - Vincent-Leon-Anze Draisaitl-McZehrl || Even
Average Grade: 97.57
Past Seasons: S29-21, S30-9, S31-2, S32-2
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At number 2 on this list for the third straight season we have Vincent-Leon-Anze Draisaitl-McZehrl, who had a record-breaking season with the Manhattan Rage. VLAD scored 31 goals and 70 points on the year, registered 153 hits, blocked 21 shots, and scored 19 points on the powerplay. VLAD is considered by many to be the best player in the game today, but issues with the locker room and how he interacts with some players has seemed to keep him from the top perch. Either way, he is producing for the Rage and they are happy to have him every step of the way.

1. (S25) RW (Minnesota Chiefs) - Lord Pretty Flacko || Even
Average Grade: 97.86
Past Seasons: S30-70, S31-11, S32-1
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At number one, once again the top dog of the list, is Lord Pretty Flacko. Flacko scored a record-breaking 36 goals and 68 points, registered 91 hits, was +9, and scored 12 powerplay points. Flacko was one of only a few producers on the Chiefs, and his can-do attitude and commitment to excellence propelled a Chiefs team that nobody expected to make the playoffs into the 4th seed. Flacko still has youth, and with two straight number 1 finishes he has no intention of giving up the crown, so going forward there will be a ton of competition to see who gets to knock him off.

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
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ArGarBarGar · 02-04-2017, 11:16 AM

Thanks to everyone who voted and helped write for this article! See you next season!

Alonzo Garbanzo Final Tallies (Among Defensemen):
2nd in Goals (208), All-Time Assists Leader (765)*, All-Time Points Leader (973), 3rd in Hits (2587), All-Time Blocked Shots Leader (1882)*
*All-Time Leader Among All Skaters
Player Profile | Update Thread
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Chris-McZehrl · 02-04-2017, 11:22 AM

like each season

great work Cheers

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