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S69 mPT #4: Help Wanted February 19th @ 11:59 PM (PST)

Well, I already have a personal assistant, his name is Thelonius. I suppose what he does well is maintain his anonymity in public, conduct torture sessions on my behalf, and manage my dungeon. I pay him in room and board, and no financial compensation.

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- Supply me with nuggets
- Supply me with enough sauce and/or mayo for said nuggets
- Supply me with potato vedges(must be perfectly crispy, but not too crispy)
- Supply me with chicken wings
- Hose me down after a rough day
- Water
Pay: 1850$/month

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My personal assistant will be tasked with making 6 weekly Chirper posts, with a minimum of 3 wishing @James Truong a happy birthday. They will also wash my car.

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- must be a strong, but fair, contract negotiator in order to serve as the player's agent
- must have strong local connections in order to secure sponsorship opportunities for the player
- must be willing to accept a percentage of Vrana's contract as compensation instead of a flat rate.

I would hire someone to read through all of my Discord messages that happen and give me a quick synopsis of what each server is talking about.  Pay would be a quarter per message read.

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Lemo has never been the kind to rely much on other people to handle his things, but if anything he would maybe get someone to help him navigate the twists and turns of the American tax systems.

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- Lemo Pihl rips it to the net...
- Lemo Pihl will find the empty net, that should do it!
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If Jolmi Koivu had a personal assistant their task would be to make sure that he always has w rizz and is constantly dripped out all the time. They will be paid in exposure
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warners personal assistant would help with finances, sponsors and media and also be a chill dude to be around he would get paid a fair amount

Listen making 6M a year in Montreal after taxes reduce that number to 100k a year, Marco is just too broke to hire an assistant. Just ask a fan to do it for free, theyre crazy for their team

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The biggest role of my personal assistant will be to have freshly fried chicken tenders on deck, with at least 3 rotating dipping sauces. Chicken tenders are crucial to my on ice success.

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Grogu's personal assistant will:
- feed me
- go get more food
- feed me again
- travel through space to find a group of sorcerors to return me to my people

Can pay in Imperial Credits

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My assistant will be focusing on socials, financial stuff, and groceries shopping. And he will be making 5M a year. Good luck and have the best time of it.

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My personal assistant is helping me by managing all of my sponsorship appearances, practice and work schedules, and making sure I always have the right equipment I need in order to succeed

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my personal assistant would just make sure there's no schedule conflicts and I get to where I need to be on time, I'd pay pretty well I think

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Jimmy's personal assistant isn't responsible for much of Jimmy's life outside of managing communications and schedules, but they also help with Sara and Kate's lives as well. It's sometimes full time gig and compensated as such, paying a hefty 200,000 a year.

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