Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Rider Clitsome
Jay McDonald Trophy: Theo Kane
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo
Scott Stevens Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Sebastian Strange
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Theo Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: Rider Clitsome
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakub Aittokallio
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Jakub Aittokallio
Scott Stevens Trophy: Alonzo Garbonzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Sebastian Strange
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Jakub Aittokallio

Alexis Vermette | RW | New England Wolfpack | 929 TPE |
Name: Alexis Vermette
Position: Right Wing
Team: New England Wolfpack
Player Type: Speedy Forward
Birthplace: Montréal, Canada
TPE: 722

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Theo Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: Pierre Luc-LaFlamme
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo
Scott Stevens Trophy: Alonzo Garbonzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Geronimo Otto
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo

           

Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43


Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55


Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Esa Anrikkanen
Jay McDonald Trophy: Rider Clitsome
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakob Tanner
Ron Mexico Trophy: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
John McBride Trophy: Hunter Wong
Scott Stevens Trophy: Big Manius
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Mia Landvik
Jeff Dar Trophy: Slappy Mcdoodle
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Big Manius

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Rider Clitsome
Jay McDonald Trophy: Theo Kane
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakob Tanner
Ron Mexico Trophy: Rider Clitsome
John McBride Trophy: Jakob Tanner
Scott Stevens Trophy: Alonzo Garbanzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Mia Landvik
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Jakub Aittokallio

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Cody Black
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Theo Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: Theo Kane
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakob Tanner
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Jakob Tanner
Scott Stevens Trophy: Barney Stinson
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Mikko Linna
Jeff Dar Trophy: Theo Kane
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Theo Kane

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Rider Clitsome
Jay McDonald Trophy: Theo Kane
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo
Scott Stevens Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Sebastian Strange
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo

san francisco group of cats - mikael koskinen
quebec city citadelz  - mikael koskinen

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Theo Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: Rider Clitsome
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakub Aittokallio
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Jakub Aittokallio
Scott Stevens Trophy: Alonzo Garbonzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Sebastian Strange
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Jakub Aittokallio

Turd Ferguson Trophy: (Most PIMs) Big Manious
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: (Points leader) The Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: (Goal scoring leader) Pierre Luc-Laflamme
Mike Honcho Trophy: (Goalie who allows the least goals in the season) Jakub Aittokailo
Ron Mexico Trophy: (League MVP voted by the committee) Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: (Best goalie) Jakub Aittokailo
Scott Stevens Trophy: (Best defenceman) Alonzo Garbonzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: [/b (Best rookie) Mia Landvik
[b]Jeff Dar Trophy: (Best two way player) Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: (League MVP voted by the players) Jakub Aittokailo

09 || Jason Visser || C || Winnipeg || St. Louis || 3420 TPE
THE VISSHOUND
Age: 36
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 178
Number: 09
Birthplace: Gilbert, Arizona


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Season Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 50 || G:  8 || A:  6 || PTS: 14 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 15
S31 || STL || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 13 || PTS: 28 || +/- +2  || PIMS: 35
S32 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 04  || A: 04  || PTS: 08 || +/- -4  || PIMS: 22
S33 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 11  || A: 13  || PTS: 24 || +/- +5  || PIMS: 17
S34 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 12  || A: 19  || PTS: 31 || +/- +7  || PIMS: 12
S35 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 17  || A: 34  || PTS: 51 || +/- -4  || PIMS: 12
S36 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 27 || A: 43  || PTS: 70 || +/- +24  || PIMS: 18
S37 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 36  || PTS: 60 || +/- +28  || PIMS: 25
S38 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 20 || A: 34  || PTS: 54 || +/- +30  || PIMS: 4
S39 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 22  || PTS: 45 || +/- +20  || PIMS: 4
S40 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 35  || PTS: 59 || +/- +25  || PIMS: 11
S41 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 34 || A: 44  || PTS: 78 || +/- +36  || PIMS: 38
S42 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A:  26 || PTS: 39 || +/- -2  || PIMS: 20
S43 || WIN || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 45  || PTS: 74 || +/- +32  || PIMS: 31[pbl]SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 100 || G:  2[/font][/color]3 || A:  19 || PTS: 42 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 50 
[/size][/size][/size][/size][/font][/size][/color]SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 600 || G: 238 || A: 355 || PTS: 593 | +/-  +197 || PIMS: 214

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Playoff Stats
S30 || STL || GP: 7 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 4
S31 || STL || GP: 4 || G: 0 || A: 0 || PTS: 0 || +/-  -1 || PIMS: 2
S34 || WIN || GP: 5 || G: 0 || A: 2 || PTS: 2 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 4
S36 || WIN || GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 1 || PTS: 4 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 6
S37 || WIN || GP: 18 || G: 6 || A: 17 || PTS: 23 || +/-  0 || PIMS: 13
S38 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 8 || A: 3 || PTS: 11 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 0
S39 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 3 || A: 4 || PTS: 7 || +/-  -3 || PIMS: 0
S40 || WIN || GP: 14 || G: 5 || A: 7 || PTS: 12 || +/-  -4 || PIMS: 4
S41 || WIN || GP: 13 || G: 5 || A: 5 || PTS: 10 || +/-  -2 || PIMS: 2
S43 || WIN || GP: 17 || G: 4 || A: 12 || PTS: 16 || +/-  +3 || PIMS: 9
SMJHL TOT || STL || GP: 11 || G: 0 || A: 3 || PTS: 3 || +/-  -3 || PIMS: 6
SHL TOT || WIN || GP: 99 || G: 34 || A: 51 || PTS: 85 || +/-  -10 || PIMS: 38

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Transactions
S30 SMJHL Draft - 21st Pick STL
S30 STL - 1 Season $3M
S31 SHL Draft - 8th Pick WIN
S31 WIN -  3 Seasons $9M
S34 WIN - 3 Seasons $9.5M
S37 WIN - 2 Seasons $10M
S38 WIN - Opted out
S38 WIN - 3 Seasons $9M
S41 WIN -  2 Seasons $6M
S43 WIN -  1 Season $5M
S44 WIN -  1 Season $5M
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Other
S31 STL - Received (A) for 2nd half of S31
S31 USA - IIHF Gold
S31 STL - Michael Haan Award for Most Dedicated
S31 STL - Luke Riggs Award for Most Activity in the LR
S34 USA - IIHF Gold
S36 WIN - Lowest TPE player to hit 70pts - Realism Era.. idrk - 1420
S36 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S37 WIN - Won Challenge Cup
S37 WIN - Most Face-Offs Taken In league History
S37 WIN - 2nd Most Face-Offs Won In league History
S37 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S37 WIN - 2nd Team All-Star
S38 WIN - Received (A) in sim
S38 WIN - 3rd Team All-Star
S39 WIN - Became highest TPE player in the league - 1876
S40 USA - IIHF Gold
S40 WIN - Most TPE all time - 2285
S41 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S41 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S41 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S41 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S41 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S43 WIN - Sergei Karpotsov Award (Most Points)
S43 WIN - Jay McDonald Award (Most Goals)
S43 WIN - Ron Mexico Award (League MVP)
S43 WIN - Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by the fans)
S43 WIN - 1st Team All-Star
S44 WIN - No longer highest TPE player in the league
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] ||
Sojan Sviser
Age: 38
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 268
Number: 44
Birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri
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SMJHL Regular Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 15 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .365 || 6th Place
S36 COL || W: 27 || L: 20 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .570 || 4th Place
S37 COL || W: 29 || L: 18 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .610 || 3rd Place
S38 COL || W: 22 || L: 24 || OTL: 4 || WIN PCT: .480 || 7th Place
S39 COL || W: 31 || L: 16 || OTL: 3 || WIN PCT: .650 || 2nd Place


TOT || COL || W: 117 || L: 93 || OTL: 16 || WIN PCT: .553 ||
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SMJHL Post Season History
S35 COL || W: 8 || L: 5 || OTL: 4 || Result: Swept By VAN In Finals
S36 COL || W: 0 || L: 3 || OTL: 1  || Result: Swept By PGF In Round 1
S37 COL || W: 3 || L: 2 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To MTL In Round 1
S39 COL || W: 1 || L: 3 || OTL: 2 || Result: Lost To VAN In Round 2
TOT || COL || W: 12 || L: 13 || OTL: 9 || Result: Bad
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Transactions:
S35 COL Hired As Co-GM
S39 COL Relived As Co-GM
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Awards:
S35 COL - Oriens Trophy Winner

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Big Manious
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Theo Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: Pierre Luc-LaFlamme
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo
Scott Stevens Trophy: Alonzo Garbonzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Mia Landvik
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Jakub Aittokailo

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Theo Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: Rider Clitsome
Mike Honcho Trophy: Jakub Aittokalio
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Jakub Aittokalio
Scott Stevens Trophy: Alonzo Garbonzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Sebastian Strange
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Theo Kane

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Cody Black
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Kristian Eriksson
Jay McDonald Trophy: Kristian Eriksson
Mike Honcho Trophy: Hunter Wong
Ron Mexico Trophy: Kristian Eriksson
John McBride Trophy: Mark Harter
Scott Stevens Trophy: Alonzo Garbanzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Sebastian Strange
Jeff Dar Trophy: Sean Leonidas
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Kristian Eriksson

Andrey Barbashev II|| LW || Kelowna Knights || TPE 667
Son of North Star Great Andrey Barbashev
Birthplace: Vienna, Austria
Height: 6'0
Weight: 185
Number: 92
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL S49 Regular Season:
S49 | 50 GP | 6 G | 5 A | 11 P | -2 | 0 PPP | 6 PIM | 36 H
S50 | 50 GP | 17 G | 21 A | 38 P | +13 | 7 PPP | 16 PIM | 48 H
S51 | 50 GP | 20 G | 19 A | 39 P | +9 | 6 PPP | 24 PIM | 73 H
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Transactions:
S49:Drafted 32nd Overall by Kelowna
S49:Signed 1yr/$3.0M
S50:Drafted 15th Overall by West Kendall
S49:Signed 3yr/$12.0M
S51:Extended 1yr/$6.0M for S52 with WKP
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Accomplishments:
S49:World Junior Gold Medalist

 

Turd Ferguson Trophy: (Most PIMs) Andris Bukss
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: (Points leader) Sterling Knight
Jay McDonald Trophy: (Goal scoring leader) VLAD McZehrl
Mike Honcho Trophy: (Goalie who allows the least goals in the season) Mark Harter
Ron Mexico Trophy: (League MVP voted by the committee) Esa Anrikkanen
John McBride Trophy: (Best goalie) Mark Harter
Scott Stevens Trophy: (Best defenceman) Alonzo Garbanzo
Ryan Jesster Trophy: [/b (Best rookie) Sebastian Strange
[b]Jeff Dar Trophy: (Best two way player) Esa Anrikkanen
Sarmad Khan Trophy: (League MVP voted by the players) Sterling Knight

Sig Credits: Gorlab and Kylrad

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Bojo Biscuit
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: Theo Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: Pedro Sarantez
Mike Honcho Trophy: Brett Broadway
Ron Mexico Trophy: Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: Hunter Wong
Scott Stevens Trophy: Jackson Rogers-Tanaka
Ryan Jesster Trophy: Nicolas Winters
Jeff Dar Trophy: Kristian Eriksson
Sarmad Khan Trophy: Theo Kane

Cameron Carter II || LW/C || HOF INDUCTEE (via cuddles)
Projected Career TPE: 500-900
Number: #9, #4, #8
S45 IIHF Silver Medal, S48 IIHF Silver Medal, S50 IIHF Gold Medal
S46: 24 Goals (T-9), 192 Hits (4th)



Cole Carter || Örebro HK Youth || LW
Youth Player

Turd Ferguson Trophy: (Most PIMs) Nathan Russell
Sergei Karpotsev Trophy: (Points leader) Theo Kane
Jay McDonald Trophy: (Goal scoring leader) Kristian Eriksson
Mike Honcho Trophy: (Goalie who allows the least goals in the season) Hunter Wong
Ron Mexico Trophy: (League MVP voted by the committee) Theo Kane
John McBride Trophy: (Best goalie) Hunter Wong
Scott Stevens Trophy: (Best defenceman) Jackson Rogers-Tanaka
Ryan Jesster Trophy: (Best rookie) Sebastian Strange
Jeff Dar Trophy: (Best two way player) Andrey Barbashev
Sarmad Khan Trophy: (League MVP voted by the players) Theo Kane