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S70 mPT #1: The Cardshark

I, Grogu, win every game because I use the force to mind control everyone into folding their hands, and if it seems like they might beat me, I just force choke them. Unless Chewbacca is there, because you always let the wookie win!

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Nobody on Chicago even likes me…so unfortunately I play a real lot of solitaire on roadtrips. And sometimes, I even play go fish, but that’s pretty hard to play with yourself. Well, don’t play with yourself in public. You get the idea.

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Tiberius Kane wins the most games because he is the worlds most apt commander of military forces. When compared to the logistical challenge of commanding dozens of battalions of anti-authority punks, a board game is nothing

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My teammate Spack Jarrow wins all the card games on the away trips and I am pretty positive he is cheating but he just says I am making assumptions because he was/ is a pirate.

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Ragnar Lothbrok is a ruthless game player. He's experienced with the cards and it's so hard to read what he's thinking so he can easily fool teammates and win games.

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Jimmy Wagner plays a lot of Scrabble. Or tries to at least. It's a fairly decisive game and more than a few teammates are sick of the crossword game by now.

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Since Makrus established in a previous PT that he rides on a separate bus with the Mascots (rescue wolves), I would say I am the best player. We don't normally get through an entire game without someone being mauled but I count it as a win.

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Outside of hockey everyone knows Erik Bergmarks passion in life is uno. You will frequently catch him calling people be names such as 'draw four' on accident because he is just that hooked in to the uno lifestyle. Hes pretty trash at poker though

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I definetly think that Billy is the type of guy who could win a few hands of poker. He has a rich Irish background which is really helpful in playing his solid bluff in things like this.

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Patya wins the most board games and card games. It's definitely due to beginner's luck. Because he's never played any of them, he has an infinite amount of it.

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i think that award would go to edward elric, just because he is a massive nerd, he always is good at those strategy games and also those trivia games he just knows it all so it is barely worth it playing with him anymore

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Brendan Laroux wins all those board game match in the Minnesota locker room. I'd say that board game are more than likely his second passion in life right after hockey.

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It's Ryuuji Minamino. I've never seen him play a game that he isn't immediately insanely cracked at. Rocket league? Cracked. Watchers? Cracked. Haxball? Cracked. Chel even though he claims to be knew? Backhand cracked.

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For whatever reason, @SchwarzNarr always has a pack of uno cards with her. Even when we're on the road, we know that it'll be there right when the conversations trail off or somebody gets into a mood.

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It's me. I know all the board games and card games. And when I play, I make sure there's at least 1 player who is quite new to that game, and I sit after them, so that I can relentlessly take advantage of their lack of knowledge.

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