Im in the need of a private chef

Anyone that wants to work for free?

Busy week in the SHL so far

Thanks Jove for my sig

Hope we keep that going with some splashy UFA signings and a fun draft!

Thanks Jove for my sig

The Montreal Patriotes are a great Franchise

first chirp in a while and its to defend the honor of steamed dogs, a truly noble cause

:prayge:, always a reliable dog solider slicer, thank you for your service

 

@jason kranz sig elite / @sulovilen elite sig

Captain || Derek Martin || Los Angeles Panthers || C || S68 || 2024 pTPE || 1775 cTPE

Height: 5'11'' || Weight: 192 lbs || #26

-------------------------Career Highlights-------------------------

S67 - SMJHL - Drafted 4th OA by the Carolina Kraken

S67 - BI - WJC Silver Medal

S67 - CAR -  Elias Armia Award (Commissioner's Award of Excellence)

S67 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S67 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award (Most Dedicated Player)

S67 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award (Top Rookie)

S67 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award for the player who best demonstrates what it means to be a Kraken

S68 - SHL - Drafted 3rd OA by the Los Angeles Panthers 

S70 - SMJHL - Zac Miller Award (Most Dedicated User)

S70 - CAR - Slothface Leadership Award

S70 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award - Top Forward

S70 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award

S70 - CAR - Kurtis Hunter Award - Team's Choice MVP

S70 - CAR - Michael Fitted Award

S70 - BI - WJC Gold Medal

S71 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal

S72 - LAP - Named Captain of the Los Angeles Panthers

S74 - SHL - Damien Littleton Award
S75 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion

S75 - LAP - Named to the third all-star team

S76 - LAP - Nominated for the Ron Mexico Award

S76 - LAP - Named to the first all-star team

S77 - IRE - IIHF Gold Medal

S78 - LAP - Challenge Cup Champion

S78 - LAP - Nominated for the Anton Razov Award

----------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Regular Season----------------

S67 - CAR | 66 GP | 12 G | 11 A | 23 PTS | -15 | 17:07 TOI

S68 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 22 G | 26 A | 48 PTS | +5 | 17:45 TOI

S69 - CAR (A) | 66 GP | 26 G | 26 A | 52 PTS | +15 | 19:03 TOI

S70 - CAR © | 66GP | 43 G | 39 A | 82 PTS | + 15 | 21:52 TOI
---------------------SMJHL Career Statistics - Playoffs---------------------

S68 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS | +1 | 17:07 TOI

S69 - CAR (A) | 12 GP | 5 G | 17 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 20:50 TOI

S70 - CAR © | 11 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 PTS | +2 | 21:16 TOI

-----------------SHL Career Statistics - Regular Season-----------------

S71 - LAP | 66 GP | 24 G | 26 A | 50 PTS | -4 | 21:36 TOI

S72 - LAP © | 66 GP | 33 G | 33 A | 66 PTS | -4 | 22:06 TOI

S73 - LAP © | 66 GP | 51 G | 41 A | 92 PTS | +11 | 21:15 TOI

S74 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 48 A | 95 PTS | -5 | 20:42 TOI

S75 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 56 A | 103 PTS | +30 | 22:04 TOI

S76 - LAP © | 66 GP | 53 G | 60 A | 113 PTS | +47 | 22:34 TOI

S77 - LAP © | 66 GP | 36 G | 44 A | 80 PTS | +11 | 22:03 TOI

S78 - LAP © | 66 GP | 47 G | 61 A | 108 PTS | +35 | 23:10 TOI

--------------------SHL Career Statistics - Playoffs--------------------

S71 - LAP | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 PTS | -1 | 20:55 TOI

S72 - LAP | 11 GP | 10 G | 3 A | 13 PTS | -7 | 21:36 TOI

S73 - LAP | 8 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 PTS | +2 | 23:15 TOI

S74 - LAP | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 PTS | -7 | 20:31 TOI

S75 - LAP | 18 GP| 9 G | 13 A | 22 PTS | +6 | 23:21 TOI

S76 - LAP | 12 GP | 10 G | 5 A | 15 PTS | +1 | 23:23 TOI

S77 - LAP | 13 GP | 9 G | 9 A | 18 PTS | +0 | 22:47 TOI

S78 - LAP | 24GP | 21 G | 14 A | 35 PTS | +17 | 22:35 TOI

GM || Maurice O'Bready || Ottawa Highlanders || Team Ireland

-------------------------Career Highlights-------------------------

S67 - Named Irish Federation Head
S68 - Hired as Carolina Kraken co-GM

S68 - CAR - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award

S71 - IIHF Gold Medal

S74 - Retired from international management

S75 - CAR - Nominated for the Nour Harrak Award

S75 - Hired as the expansion GM for the Ottawa Highlanders

S77 - OTT - Won the Nour Harrak Award

---------Ottawa Highlanders Season Statistics---------

S76 - 24 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 14th place

S77 - 38 W | 23 L | 5 OTL - 5th place

S78 - 30 W | 32 L | 4 OTL - 11th place

-------Ottawa Highlanders Playoff Record-------

S76 - Lost 2-4 to the Carolina Kraken in the round of 16

S77 - Lost 2-4 to the Vancouver Whalers in the 4 Star Cup Final

S78 - Lost 1-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

---------------------IIHF Career Statistics---------------------

S67 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S68 - IRE - 3 W | 1 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S69 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

S70 - IRE - 2 W | 1 OTW | 9 L - Group Stage

S71 - IRE - 8 W | 1 OTW | 3 L - GOLD MEDAL

S72 - IRE - 7 W | 1 OTW | 4 L - Lost in Round 1

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S74 - IRE - 4 W | 0 OTW | 8 L - Group Stage

--------------Carolina Kraken Season Statistics--------------

S68 - 43 W | 22 L | 1 OTL - 2nd place

S69 - 37 W | 26 L | 3 OTL - 7th place

S70 - 30 W | 31 L | 5 OTL - 10th place

S71 - 34 W | 28 L | 4 OTL - 6th place

S72 - 36 W | 24 L | 6 OTL - 5th place

S73 - 29 W | 34 L | 3 OTL - 11th place

S74 - 31 W | 28 L | 7 OTL - 10th place

S75 - 29 W | 31 L | 6 OTL - 10th place

------------Carolina Kraken Playoff Record------------

S68 - Lost 3-4 to the Detroit Falcons in the semi-finals

S69 - Lost 3-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

S70 - Lost 2-4 to the Maine Timber in the quarter-finals

S71 - Lost 1-4 to the Newfoundland Berserkers in the quarter-finals

S72 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the quarter-finals

S73 - Lost 3-4 to the Nevada Battleborn in the round of 16

S74 - Did not Qualify

S75 - Lost 2-4 to the Colorado Raptors in the quarter-finals

Not the result we wanted, but a nice run

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

do i hear iihf????????

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

I don't wanna go to work tomorrow

Alexa Johansen | LW | Edmonton Blizzard| USA | Season 75 - | 954 TPE

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 176 lbs

Number: 16

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(S75) J Draft- 2nd OA, St. Louis Scarecrows

(S76) SHL Draft- 2nd OA, Edmonton Blizzard

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Career Highlights

SEA|TEAM|GP|G|A|PTS|S%|+/-|HITS|PiM|

S75|STL|66|13|22|35|9.7%|-61|78|31|

S76|STL|66|20|38|58|11.8%|-38|117|38|

S77|STL|66|30|36|66|15.5%|-15|93|54|

S78|STL|66|31|51|82|11.1%|+13|71|35

S79|EDM|66|45|44|89|15.6%|-23|107|30

Where's the massive solar flare when you need one?

Alexa Johansen | LW | Edmonton Blizzard| USA | Season 75 - | 954 TPE

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 176 lbs

Number: 16

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(S75) J Draft- 2nd OA, St. Louis Scarecrows

(S76) SHL Draft- 2nd OA, Edmonton Blizzard

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Career Highlights

SEA|TEAM|GP|G|A|PTS|S%|+/-|HITS|PiM|

S75|STL|66|13|22|35|9.7%|-61|78|31|

S76|STL|66|20|38|58|11.8%|-38|117|38|

S77|STL|66|30|36|66|15.5%|-15|93|54|

S78|STL|66|31|51|82|11.1%|+13|71|35

S79|EDM|66|45|44|89|15.6%|-23|107|30

Happy Tuesday. Big blues win last night, SHL draft and wjc around the corner. Going to be a good day

There, up, finished my morning coffee. Ended up posting the results of my ESPN Fantasy league with my friends (I'm sucking this year, but still at least I get to enjoy some hockey). Now, I enjoy some chirping before writing my e-fed promo, then who knows what else? Maybe I'll have another interview for a team? Who knows?

Claude L'Castor #70||Goaltender||Nevada Battleborn 

 

I also have made the mistake of not checking my email and I missed a few things which are incredibly frustrating!!! D:

Claude L'Castor #70||Goaltender||Nevada Battleborn 

 

well that's your first GM fine, wtf how dare you say that?

@kahri@Pyro182@sliceruser@Papajon CALLING THE STEAMED DOG ARMY, WE CAN'T LET THIS STAND

I will die for steamed dogs, @sliceruser send the image

Thank you hewasajazzman, Slothfacekilla, Sulo, Frenchie, and Raymond for the sigs

Westley Kirkpatrick || LD || Carolina Kraken || TPE: 348
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | CAR | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 PTS | 75 TA | 15 GA
SMJHL Playoffs:
S71 | CAR | 9 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | 8 TA | 2 GA

Feel like I could have slept for hours longer