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jj2416 · 05-31-2023, 04:31 PM

I think I would play the trumpet and get the smooth jazz going as I think our team would be a jazz band that comes together nicely. With great teamwork we could make some great jazz sounds and bands.

*Pyro182* · 05-31-2023, 08:06 PM

The Kraken would play Jazz music, our lead singer/sax player would be Alexej Kastrba, Westley would provide the scat lyrics, and Filip Svatos would play trumpet. Our band would be called "Jazzman and the Kraken", and overall the night went quite well considering a baby was allowed to scream into a microphone.

Reedy0rNot · 05-31-2023, 09:27 PM

In my short time with Anchorage. I feel like the Armada would make an EDM group. Something that will get the crowd super hyped. Everyone seems super humble, though. I’d imagine we would wear masks like Daft Punk to hide are identities from the world.

Weaves · 06-01-2023, 10:20 AM

let’s be real here if there was a party Activity Check would be absolutely slamming in on the electric guitar - the crowd would be absolutely pumped up and would be throwing the absolute biggest party

**PapaSorin** · 06-01-2023, 08:16 PM

Our team band would be named Crap in the woods, a mediocre folk band. Pretty sure the night would be a real hoot.

Our Harmonica player would be Arnošt Hlemýžď because a guy with that many accent marks has to have some soul.
Nathan Thomson would be our trombone player, an instrument we don't have because he's never around.
Billy Hill would be our Banjo player. The Hillbilly is always on the fiddle.
Pork Tenderloin would be our drummer, because that dude can hit just about anything.

With this much personality and sheer idiocy in one place, someone's definitely getting smashed and tossed in the campfire.

LinC · 06-02-2023, 10:54 AM

Our band would be called the Sexy Mutes cause the we're just a bunch of sexy malamutes. We would play some smooth jazz to get the mood right. I would be on drums, eggcracker would be on the sax, and HFFO would be belting it out on the mic.

sulovilen · 06-02-2023, 11:51 AM

I think the most fun party band would be a band that only plays some pop/rock hits that would be easy to sing along. Everyone could play any instrument obviously, so I'm picking the names that just sound the coolest. So it will be Jaromir Jagrbomb playing the bass, Steve Fudge playing the drums, Keegan Gamble playing the guitar and Lea Cranberry and Redd Savage being the singers.

MyLittleHexx · 06-02-2023, 04:36 PM

I think for sure, someone on the Scarecrows would play the bassoon. The band would probably be a cover band that plays songs fitting the folk punk genre sound.

***Citizen of Adraa*** · 06-02-2023, 06:25 PM

The only actual option is an experimental electronic music group called the Unbearable, consisting of me on the vocals with incomprehensible screeching, Billy Hill on smashing station creating a massive cacophony of noises and sounds, and doing the actual mixing and music work, our very own new captain, Pork Tenderloin, who actually is very appropriately named for such an act.

The Unbearables, a weird corner of Youtube for you to discover one rainy October Tuesday, where you will just sit and try to figure out how far you can stretch the word "art".

seanpizzle99 · 06-02-2023, 08:45 PM

Allowing the Berserkers to be the band at this party turned out to be a big mistake. Turns out we are much better at hockey than music:
Erikson and Hopoate out front leading the vocals
Beauregard playing bass.
Wobet and Steiner dueling electric guitars.
Carp on the drums.
The rest of the us tried to add some background vocals, but just so we didn't feel left out.
I think everyone could tell we didn't really practice anything tried to just wing it. It did not go well and the reason most left early.

Thunfish · 06-03-2023, 06:50 AM

Given Sunrise van de Schubbekutteveen isn't quite musically oriented, he probably would pass the whole ordeal. Still, if he had to do some band, he'd probably opt for a one-man do-it-yourself act using a disc table.

ChickenLeg · 06-03-2023, 02:28 PM

The Kraken are unfortunately not very musically gifted. What myself, Westley Kirkpatrick and Jason Bolden but luckily what we do have however are three kazoos and plenty of enthusiasm.

Southie · 06-04-2023, 05:40 AM

On ice they're know as the Vancouver but off ice they're known as The Whale Killers. Wednesday Addams on lead vocals, Klaes Ashford on lead guitar, Colt Fox , and Jaden Tanner on drums. Come listen to thrash classics like Stick It In Your Blowhole and The only good Orca is a dead is a dead orca.

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***Pythonic*** · 06-04-2023, 07:29 AM

As a Finnish national, Artturi Lappalainen would obviously try to form some sort of heavy metal band - himself on drums, of course. He would have to recruit some of the other northern Europeans on the team into the band, perhaps sticking Lasse Zeigler on the guitar and König Wolf on the bass. Overall, I think a heavy-hitting, head-banging group of these three would be a great trio.

*bibleman19* · 06-04-2023, 12:43 PM

Our band would be called the Vancouver whales, and our specialty would be making whale noises to help people fall asleep. Main whale noise generator would obviously be rain delay, meanwhile I would be primarily focusing on the splash sounds while nerji would focus on bubbles and smaller fish

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