I have never asked for, and have never been asked for, a résumé on this site. I really don’t know what you’re talking about. Yes, we ask for opened ended applications to gather a basic amount of information and depending on the number of applicants the effort can be a factor in the hiring process. A full on professional résumé though? Lmao. As if I would expect anyone to actually read through those. Actions and GAS factor play an infinitely more important role than words.
KARI KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kari Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Oulu, Finland HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 185 lbs NUMBER: 33 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 10, A: 26, P: 36, +/-: 16, H: 42 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S19 KEL: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/-: 0, H: 6 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAAPO KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Kaapo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Helsinki, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 19 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S25 LAP: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -4, H: 75 S26 LAP: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: -13, H: 94 S27 LAP: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: -2, H: 35 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: -2, H: 96 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 21, P: 34, +/-: -15, H: 85 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 23, A: 22, P: 45, +/-: 4, H: 130 S31 LAP: GP: 50, G: 20, A: 18, P: 38, +/-: 5, H: 162 S32 LAP: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 28, P: 46, +/-: 27, H: 183 S33 LAP: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 22, P: 39, +/-: 20, H: 210 S34 LAP: GP: 50, G: 12, A: 25, P: 37, +/-: -2, H: 131 S35 LAP: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 22, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 115 S36 LAP: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 20, P: 31, +/-: 10, H: 138 S37 LAP: GP: 36, G: 9, A: 17, P: 26, +/-: -1, H: 72 S37 WKP: GP: 14, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -4, H: 19 TOT : GP: 650, G: 153, A: 222, P: 375, +/-: 20, H: 1545 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 LAP: DNQ S26 LAP: DNQ S27 LAP: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -2, H: 15 S33 LAP: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 0, H: 38 S34 LAP: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: 3, H: 23 S35 LAP: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4 S36 LAP: DNQ S37 WKP: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 35 TOT : GP: 41, G: 5, A: 12, P: 17, +/-: -5, H: 115 ------------------------------------------------------------ TATU MÄKELÄ | D | RETIRED NAME: Tatu Mäkelä BIRTHPLACE: Tampere, Finland HEIGHT: 5'11" WEIGHT: 180 lbs NUMBER: 65 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/-: -28, H: 14, SB: 86 S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 21, P: 31, +/-: -3, H: 9, SB: 78 S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 2, H: 13, SB: 65 S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 24, P: 30, +/-: 1, H: 8, SB: 51 S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 28, P: 34, +/-: -6, H: 10, SB: 63 S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 37, P: 41, +/-: 10, H: 130, SB: 71 S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 36, P: 42, +/-: 25, H: 139, SB: 73 S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 23, P: 28, +/-: -4, H: 137, SB: 76 S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 9, H: 151, SB: 70 S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 22, P: 28, +/-: 5, H: 159, SB: 66 S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 152, SB: 72 S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 23, P: 26, +/-: 8, H: 143, SB: 50 S52 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: -3, H: 141, SB: 71 S53 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 14, P: 19, +/-: 23, H: 50, SB: 98 TOT : GP: 700, G: 87, A: 332, P: 419, +/-: 53, H: 1256, SB: 990 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 BUF: DNQ S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0, SB: 10 S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -9, H: 2, SB: 10 S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -1, H: 1, SB: 8 S44 BUF: DNQ S45 BUF: DNQ S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 0, A: 12, P: 12, +/-: 11, H: 59, SB: 28 S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 2, H: 32, SB: 18 S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: 2, H: 64, SB: 32 S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 15, SB: 8 S50 BUF: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: -2, H: 18, SB: 12 S51 BUF: GP: 8, G: 2, A: 5, P: 7, +/-: -3, H: 15, SB: 11 S52 BUF: GP: 15, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 4, H: 47, SB: 26 S53 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 6, SB: 13 TOT : GP: 111, G: 11, A: 55, P: 66, +/-: 6, H: 159, SB: 176 ------------------------------------------------------------ KOLJA KEKKONEN | D | RETIRED NAME: Kolja Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lappeenranta, Finland HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 225 lbs NUMBER: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S53 DET: GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 2, SB: 0 S54 DET: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 8, P: 10, +/-: -6, H: 15, SB: 37 S55 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/-: -24, H: 32, SB: 24 S56 DET: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 17, P: 21, +/-: -20, H: 52, SB: 71 S57 ANA: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 14, H: 52, SB: 70 TOT : GP: 219, G: 16, A: 58, P: 74, +/-: -37, H: 153, SB: 202 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S53 DET: DNP S54 DET: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 2, SB: 3 S55 DET: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3, SB: 0 S56 DET: GP: 5, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: 0, H: 3, SB: 7 S57 ANA: GP: 21, G: 2, A: 13, P: 15, +/-: 5, H: 13, SB: 34 TOT : GP: 37, G: 4, A: 16, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 22, SB: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ KEKW KEKKONEN | C | RETIRED NAME: Karl-Erik-Karl2-Wojtek Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Lohja, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 69 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S61 BUF: GP: 66, G: 10, A: 28, P: 38, +/-: 21, H: 59, SH: 134 S62 BUF: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 36, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 84, SH: 194 S63 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 14, P: 31, +/-: -13, H: 91, SH: 148 S64 BUF: GP: 66, G: 16, A: 51, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 82, SH: 212 S65 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 41, P: 66, +/-: 33, H: 136, SH: 230 S66 BUF: GP: 66, G: 38, A: 43, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 64, SH: 222 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 45, P: 85, +/-: -6, H: 76, SH: 224 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 47, A: 46, P: 93, +/-: 45, H: 51, SH: 326 S69 BUF: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 31, P: 66, +/-: 22, H: 43, SH: 269 S70 BUF: GP: 66, G: 33, A: 48, P: 81, +/-: 18, H: 66, SH: 297 S71 BUF: GP: 66, G: 36, A: 41, P: 77, +/-: 37, H: 55, SH: 257 S72 BUF: GP: 66, G: 25, A: 35, P: 60, +/-: -1, H: 58, SH: 281 S73 BUF: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 41, P: 72, +/-: 23, H: 48, SH: 305 S74 BUF/WPG: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 47, P: 64, +/-: 33, H: 101, SH: 164 TOT : GP: 924, G: 389, A: 547, P: 936, +/-: 275, H: 1014, SH: 3263 SHL PLAYOFF STATS S61 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 11, SH: 24 S62 BUF: GP: 9, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: 2, H: 5, SH: 25 S63 BUF: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, H: 32, SH: 33 S64 BUF: GP: 11, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -6, H: 12, SH: 41 S65 BUF: GP: 18, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 8, H: 34, SH: 62 S66 BUF: GP: 16, G: 11, A: 9, P: 20, +/-: 3, H: 13, SH: 49 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 2, P: 4, +/-: -3, H: 3, SH: 20 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: -4, H: 11, SH: 75 S69 BUF: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -5, H: 2, SH: 13 S70 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/-: -8, H: 2, SH: 25 S71 BUF: GP: 21, G: 12, A: 9, P: 21, +/-: 6, H: 24, SH: 97 S72 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 7, SH: 25 S73 BUF: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 0, P: 3, +/-: -3, H: 11, SH: 33 S74 WPG: GP: 22, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: -2, H: 15, SH: 37 TOT : GP: 161, G: 51, A: 55, P: 106, +/-: -11, H: 182, SH: 559 ------------------------------------------------------------ KAL ÅKAR KEKKONEN | D | SEATTLE ARGONAUTS NAME: Kal Åkar Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: The Wilderness, Gielinor HEIGHT: 6'6" WEIGHT: 240 lbs NUMBER: 75 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 6, A: 14, P: 20, +/-: 3, SH: 83, H: 76, SB: 29 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 8, A: 22, P: 30, +/-: 31, SH: 129, H: 123, SB: 114 S76 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 21, P: 38, +/-: -10, SH: 193, H: 74, SB: 130 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 8, SH: 18, H: 16, SB: 5 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: 2, SH: 40, H: 26, SB: 27 S76 DET: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -2, SH: 8, H: 8, SB: 8 ------------------------------------------------------------
Ruggsy
I definitely applied to col Co with an actual resume format but it was a meme
i've put more effort in my SHL resume than my real resume
I think the SHL should start demanding cover letters and letters of recommendation. You should have to submit a PDF Resume and ALSO type in all the same information into an online form. No one wants to work anymore smh my head
Are you struggling to get a site job or where does this frustration come from?
“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”
Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | SMJHL Playoff Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Stats
Grum
01-25-2024, 12:22 PM slothfacekilla Wrote:
I hate writing cover letters .-. especially when you mass applying its the worst thing ever
01-25-2024, 01:17 PM HabsFanFromOntario Wrote: childhood trauma and drug addiction, you?
01-25-2024, 05:38 PM scudmuffin19 Wrote:
The deepest fear not that we are inadequate but that we are powerful beyond measure.
“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”
Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Season Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | SMJHL Playoff Stats S76: GP: 0 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | 0 | PIM: 0 | Hits: 0 | | ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Season Stats
Lime
01-25-2024, 10:23 PM Lime Wrote: first time in the NEW LR?
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01-25-2024, 05:38 PM scudmuffin19 Wrote: Active addiction or recovery? If recovery, how long clean?
spidey
01-25-2024, 12:22 PM slothfacekilla Wrote:
I would also like a power point presentation with a video highlighting your strengths.
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Logan Webb || Kelowna Knights || Maine Timber || San Francisco Pride Name: Logan Webb Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 55 Postion: LW ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL REGULAR SEASON KELOWNA - S70: | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 26 | P: 47 | -3 | 28 PIM | 130 HITS KELOWNA - S71: | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 42 | P: 65 | -25 | 24 PIM | 195 HITS KELOWNA - S72: | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 35 | P: 56 | -31 | 34 PIM | 160 HITS MAINE - S73: | GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 48 | P: 92 | 23 | 48 PIM | 187 HITS SMJHL Playoffs: S70: | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +2 | 2 PIM | 5 HITS S72: | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | 0| 2 PIM | 12 HITS S73: | GP: 13 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | 0| 2 PIM | 12 HITS ----------------------------------------------------------------------- AWARDS: S70: Elias Armia Trophy - Awards in Excellence Given by League Commissioner S71: Zach Miller Trophy - Awarded to Most Dedicated Player S73: Four Star Cup Champions - MAINE TIMBER
Kain Webb || 21 || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED Kain Webb || 21 || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED Name: Kain Webb Age: Retired Height: 6'1" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 21 ------------------------------------------------------------ Total - GP: 554 || Goals: 248 || Assists: 318 || Points: 566 || Rating: +118 Status: Hall of Famer & LEGEND TROPHIES/AWARDS: S06: Jesster Award (Dragons MVP) S12: Ron Mexico Trophy S12: Jay McDonald Trophy S13: Jay McDonald Trophy S13: JJ Krever Award S15: Jesster Award (Dragons MVP) S15: Dragons Hall of Fame S16: SHL Hall of Fame
01-25-2024, 12:22 PM slothfacekilla Wrote: I had 3 letters of recommendation for my application for Minnesota GM lol, but that's because I wanted to go above and beyond to make sure there was no question on if I was qualified.
So you're saying the stream of violent abuse I've been sending isn't the optimal tactic? Well damn.
aleks
I unironically applied to JGM, and HO with what was basically a resume, I applied to BUF cogm with a resume, it's a format that just makes sense lol and it isn't hard to throw together either
Aleksandr Iskandrov || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Vancouver Whalers || 806 TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats S64: GP: 66 G: 6 A: 17 P: 23 S65: GP: 66 G: 11 A: 35 P: 46 S66: GP: 66 G: 37 A: 51 P: 88 S67: GP: 66 G: 35 A: 52 P: 87 TOTAL: GP: 264 G: 89 A: 155 P: 244 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats S64: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 4 P: 6 S65: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 S66: GP: 11 G: 3 A: 8 P: 11 S67: GP: 5 G: 3 A: 2 P: 5 TOTAL: GP: 32 G: 8 A: 16 P: 24 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Achievements S67 Wollker Division Champion S66 Jared Hanson Trophy (Regular Season Points Leader) S66 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - Award Given to the Most Outstanding Player as Voted by the Players S66 Ideen Fallah Trophy - Award Given to the Most Outstanding Player as Voted by the Awards Committee S66 All Star Team S67 All Star Team ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WJC stats S64 ICE: GP: 12 G: 3 A: 4 P: 7 S65 RCL: GP: 12 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 S66 RCL: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 3 P: 9 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF stats S67 RUS: GP: 12 G: 1 A: 0 P: 1 S68 JPN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 S69 JPN: GP: 12 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 S70 JPN: GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Playoff stats S67 RUS: GP: 3 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 S69 JPN: GP: 1 G: 0 A: 1 P: 5 S70 JPN: GP: 3 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Achievements S70 JPN: Bronze Medal (General Manager and Player) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics S68 HAM: GP: 66 G: 23 A: 30 P: 53 S69 HAM: GP: 66 G: 20 A: 30 P: 50 S70 HAM: GP: 66 G: 35 A: 46 P: 81 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Achievements Enlightened Centrist || C || Colorado Raptors ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats S79: GP: 0 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0
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