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S80 SMJHL mPT#4 - Somebody Once… Due: Sunday, January 12th @ 11:59 PM PST
#16

To present my MVP team. Here are the potential candidates for election:

C - Zeus Storm
LW - Hughes Incorporated
RW - Elaina Beneski
LD - Micool is Gonnawinthecup
RD - Barcus Juneau
G - Linus Ully

Because this year's team was incredible

 
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#17

While the focus is always on the most talented players in the league, this year's all-star game will showcase "Season 80's All-Loniest Team"; those with the lowest ice time. Behold:

Wilhelm Seider (97)
Aartholomew Bittokallio Lorequavius (98)
Bartholomew Aittokallio Lorequavius (106)
Jean-Luc Gagnon (166)
Ryan Dino-Nugget Hopkins (178)

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#18

C - Khalfani - 50 pts, +8 and DGR 66
W - Valtteri Pulkkinen - 103 pts, +39
W - Gutter Gauthier - 53 pts, -1 and DGR 62
D - Ivan Ivanovich - 51 pts, +50 and DGR 69
D - Pavel Mintyukov - 49 Pts, DGR 69
G - Katharina Rosenthal - W 36, SV% 91.5

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#19

Weston Windsor
Twinkle Toes
Spaceman Spiff
Oggee Ortby
Mitch Morris
Kral King

These are 6 players who have the same letter that starts their first and last name.

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#20

What I want to see in my all-star teams isn't necessarily a group of players who know what they're doing. In fact, I barely researched the following people's stats at all, except to verify position.

No, what I want is for the announcers to have to call the most incredible names with the straightest of faces.

May I introduce my Greatest Names All-Star Team?

At Left Wing, it's Jimmy Twoshoes!
Our Centerman, The Puck!
On Right Wing, Outen Deboonies! (My personal favorite. Bravo!)
Left D-man, Hip Hurts!
Right Defence goes to Tony Bologna!
Last but not least, our Goalie, my tandem, Martin Mackerelmore!

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#21
(This post was last modified: 01-12-2025, 07:27 AM by Raven. Edited 1 time in total.)

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With the end of the regular season in sight we all have our opinions on who should make the All Star Game rosters. Therefore we would like you to present us with your S80 All-*something* Team.
*The something can be anything you want - a team of the best animal themed players in the league, a team of the best names in the league, a team of the hottest players in the league, a team of the oldest geezers in the league, etc.*
You must list 6 players and explain the theme of your team.

The theme for my all-something team will be the oldest users and that in the sense of who has the oldest account on the site.

Center - Matthew Leroux - GoodLeftUndone | GoodLeftUndone joined the SHL on the 28th of January 2015. Comfortably being the oldest current center with the second closest being JuOSu who joined the 28th of November 2017.

Left Wing - Captain Obvious - Inf1d3l | Inf1d3l joined the SHL on the 30th of May 2017, almost 2.5 years before the next oldest left wing user Baron1898 who joined on the 22nd of November 2019.

Right Wing - Outen Deboonies - Glyc | Glyc joined the SHL on the 26th of September 2017, just beating out MrPrime who joined the SHL on the 23rd of December of 2017. The tighest gap between two join dates out of any position.

Left Defense - Océane Söderberg-Tremblay - sköldpaddor | sköldpaddor joined the SHL on the 28th of January 2019. The youngest of the oldest position users. With only 4 left defenders the pickings are slim, but sköldpaddor beats out the 2nd oldest Left Defense user TubbyTim69 who joined on the 10th of March 2020.

Right Defense - Apollo Seaborne - NJBadApple | NJBadApple joined the SHL on the 26th of May 2015. A whopping almost 4 years before the next oldest user TheFlash who joined on the 19th of February 2019.

Goalie - Cauliflower Pizza - ByrdeMan | ByrdeMan joined the SHL on the 24th of June 2013. The oldest of the oldest positional users. Part of the reason I choose this was because I thought I had a decent shot of being featured here, but my join date of the 19th of October 2015 gets absolutely smoked by ByrdeMan, but atleast I am the 2nd oldest goalie user in this draft class.

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#22

The All-Who Needs Defense Team

(OGR/DGR)

Kral King (84/60)-Bas O'Bigbers Jr. (76/67)-Chuck Lumbermouth (86/60)
Jacob Marsh (80/60)-Wilhelm Seider (71/62)-Hamilton Steelhawk (78/55)
Lucas Lindberg (75/60)-Jervis Arbwranger (70/68)-Soobin (77/61)

Peter (68/71)-Weston Windsor (68/78)
Javelin Bodine (67/75)-Rodwin Dionicio (67/73)
Earl Biggins (67/69)-Benjamin Theodore (66/72)

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#23

Today we are going to do the top 6 Thunder Bay Walleyeish Players in the league.

Starting off we got

Tommy O'Donnell. Walleye to death. 
Ricky Koivu. Ok gabe lol.
Sven panda. This guy is pure grit. 
Will Nuck. Love this guy. Pure walleye.
Trevor Lahey. Trevor corey smokes.
Jani Manty. He is a walleye great.

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#24

In honor of my deep dive topic, I present the All-Rookie All-Name Team, given to the players with the best names of the class.

Left Wing: River Yekaterina Volkova. Baller name, no bias.
Center: Franjo Frankopan Jelacic. Great three-part name, though José Salcedo was a close runner-up.
Right Wing: Lucas Lindberg. Not a top tier name, but surprisingly slim pickings at the winger position past River.
Left Defense: Océane Söderberg-Tremblay. Probably the best name in this entire draft class, so a placement here was a no-brainer.
Right Defense: Apollo Seaborne. Mathieu Mathématique was super close here, but Apollo is a crazy cool name.
Goalie: Claude L'Castor. Not quite an alliterative name yet incredibly fun to say and slips right off the tongue.

DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION.

I do my best work in the ISFL, go find me there.
#25

The all economist team is made up of only me: Paul MFing Krugman. I am a New York Times OP ED writer and Nobel prize winning economist and no one else is really qualified, that I know of.
#26

My all-star team is going to be based on alliteration and that is the only thing I am considering. I literally don’t even care about position. They’ll do what I tell them to do.

Spaceman Spiff
Dirk Dienhart
Ivan Ivanovitch
Tip Toasty
Twinkle Toes
Martin Mackerelmore

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#27

For my all star game, I would love to have a rookie game. Here are my selections

LW: David Corrigan
C: Jordan Lafreniere
RW: Hetaksh
D: Erik Johnson
G: Honza Havran

HM: John Gibson - G
#28

I present to you... the S80 All-Alliterative Team! Also known as the team that best rolls off the tongue, this team is comprised of 1st and 2nd year players who have alliterative names.

LW - Lucas Lindberg
C - Franjo Frankopan Jelacic
RW - Dirk Dienhart
LD - Twinkle Toes
RD - Mathieu Mathématique
G - Honza Havran

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#29

The All People Who Could Probably Choke You Out Before You Knew What Happened Team is entirely made up of goaltender Jack Ryan, a former Navy Seal.



#30

S80 All-LateNightSnack Team - this 6 player team all has some edible item in their player's name. It makes me hungry when I see their names, and I'm sure it would get the fans hungry for some big wins. 
LW: Cheese N'Wine 
C: Hitlock Burrito 
RW: Ryan Dino-Nugget Hopkins
LD: Tony Bologna
RD: Hotdog Lunch 
G: No Cheddar




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