I'll start writing The Bender again eventually, I've just been whalloped by the start of the school year last week.

D squad!

Me

Patrikov Bure || New England Wolfpack || "A" || Retired || 
Name: Patrikov Bure || Patrick Taylor
Age: 38
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 202 lbs
Number: 10 || 14
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Transactions:
Drafted 25th overall by Vancouver in the S23 Draft
Signed 2 Million dollar deal with Vancouver
Drafted 24th Overall by Winnipeg in S24 Draft
S24 Signed entry level 3 year deal with Winnipeg
S24 Changed name to Patrikov Bure/Transferred to Russia
S26 Called up to SHL
S26 Signed 1 Year extension with Winnipeg
S27 Traded to New England
S27 Signed 4 year extension with New England
S31 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S32 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S33 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S34 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S35 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S36 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S37 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S38 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S39 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S40 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S41 Signed 1 year extension with New England
S42 Signed 1 year extension with New England
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SMJHL Season Statistics
S23 || VAN || 9 Goals || 15 Assists || 24 Points || -1 || 16 PIMS || 45 HITS || 
S24 || VAN || 19 Goals || 30 Assists || 49 Points || -3 || 26 PIMS || 55 HITS || 
S25 || VAN || 25 Goals || 28 Assists || 53 Points || +10 || 18 PIMS || 55 HITS || 
Total: 140 GP || 53 Goals || 73 Assists || 136 Points || +6 || 60 PIMS || 155 HITS ||
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S23 || VAN || 18 GP || 3 Goals || 5 Assists || 8 Points || +1 || 8 PIMS || 10 HITS || 
S24 || VAN || 17 GP || 11 Goals || 14 Assists || 25 Points || +1 || 4 PIMS || 18 HITS || 
S25 || VAN || 5 GP || 2 Goals || 2 Assists || 4 Points || -4 || 2 PIMS || 8 HITS || 
Total: 40 GP || 16 Goals || 21 Assists || 37 Points || -2 || 14 PIMS || 36 HITS || 
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SHL Season Statistics 
S26 || WIN || 10 Goals || 11 Assists || 21 Points || +2 || 15 PIMS || 4 HITS || 
S27 || NEW || 10 Goals || 14 Assists || 24 Points || -7 || 0 PIMS || 2 HITS || 
S28 || NEW || 12 Goals || 13 Assists || 25 Points || +0 || 4 PIMS || 4 HITS || 
S29 || NEW || 16 Goals || 23 Assists || 39 Points || +22 || 2 PIMS || 1 HITS || 
S30 || NEW || 26 Goals || 34 Assists  || 60 Points || +19 || 16 PIMS || 46 HITS || 
S31 || NEW || 19 Goals || 32 Assists  || 51 Points || +9 || 35 PIMS || 136 HITS ||
S32 || NEW || 20 Goals || 24 Assists  || 44 Points || +11 || 34 PIMS || 96 HITS || 
S33 || NEW || 21 Goals || 22 Assists  || 43 Points || +13 || 24 PIMS || 106 HITS || 
S34 || NEW || 17 Goals || 33 Assists  || 50 Points || +15 || 50 PIMS || 162 HITS || 
S35 || NEW || 18 Goals || 24 Assists  || 42 Points || +11 || 60 PIMS || 194 HITS || 
S36 || NEW || 13 Goals || 14 Assists  || 27 Points || +4 || 55 PIMS || 206 HITS || 
S37 || NEW || 21 Goals || 20 Assists  || 41 Points || +7 || 54 PIMS || 189 HITS || 
S38 || NEW || 14 Goals || 29 Assists  || 43 Points || +2 || 35 PIMS || 163 HITS || 
S39 || NEW || 11 Goals || 11 Assists  || 22 Points || -17 || 4 PIMS || 41 HITS || 
S40 || NEW || 15 Goals || 25 Assists  || 40 Points || +13 || 12 PIMS || 29 HITS || 
S41 || NEW || 14 Goals || 13 Assists  || 27 Points || -9 || 0 PIMS || 38 HITS || 
pbl]S42 || NEW || 16 Goals || 10 Assists  || 26 Points || -16 || 4 PIMS || 68 HITS || [/pbl]
Total: 850 GP || 17 Seasons || 273 Goals || 352 Assists || 625 Points || +82 || 404PIMS || 1485 HITS || 
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S26 || WIN || 12 GP || 2 Goals || 4 Assists || 6 Points || -2 || 7 PIMS || 1 HITS || 
S27: Did not Qualify
S28 || NEW || 7 GP || 0 Goals || 1 Assists || 1 Point || -1 || 0 PIMS || 0 HITS || 
S29: Did not Qualify
S30 || NEW || 14 GP || 6 Goals || 6 Assists || 12 Points || +2 || 0 PIMS || 23 HITS || 
S31 || NEW || 19 GP || 11 Goals || 13 Assists || 24 Points || +9 || 17 PIMS || 39 HITS || 
S32 || NEW || 11 GP || 3 Goals || 2 Assists || 5 Points || +3 || 8 PIMS || 29 HITS || 
S33 || NEW || 18 GP || 7 Goals || 10 Assists || 17 Points || -1 || 20 PIMS || 55 HITS || 
S34 || NEW || 11 GP || 4 Goals || 7 Assists || 11 Points || +5 || 24 PIMS || 42 HITS || 
S35 || NEW || 10 GP || 2 Goals || 4 Assists || 6 Points || -7 || 12 PIMS || 33 HITS || 
S36 || NEW || 18 GP || 11 Goals || 11 Assists || 22 Points || +9 || 22 PIMS || 63 HITS || 
S37: Did not Qualify
S38 || NEW || 7 GP || 3 Goals || 1 Assists || 4 Points || +4 || 8 PIMS || 32 HITS || 
S39 || NEW || 12 GP || 2 Goals || 2 Assists || 4 Points || +4 || 0 PIMS || 8 HITS || 
S40 || NEW || 5 GP || 1 Goals || 5 Assists || 6 Points || +2 || 2 PIMS || 1 HITS || 
S41: Did not Qualify
S42 || NEW || 18 GP || 4 Goals || 6 Assists || 10 Points || +2 || 5 PIMS || 8 HITS || 
Total: 14 Playoffs || 165 GP || 56 Goals || 72 Assists || 129 Points || +31 || 129 PIMS || 334 HITS
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Awards/Accomplishments
S23 4 Star Cup Run
S24 4 Star Cup Champions
S24 Playoff Most Points
S24 Ronan O'Keefe Trophy
S26 First Fight
S30 Highest P/20 of Career and League
S30 Challenge Cup Champion
S31#12 On Top 100 Players
S31 New England Wolfpack Alternate Captain
S31 Challenge Cup Champion
S31 Anton Ratzov Trophy
S32 #13 On Top 100 Players
S33 Challenge Cup Champion
S33 #14 on Top 100 Players
S33 New England Wolfpack Alternate Captain
S33 Team Russia Captain
S33 Anton Ratzov Nominee 
S34 #16 on Top 100 Players
S35 #17 on Top 100 Players
S35 Inducted into Vancouver Whalers Hall of Fame
S36 #35 on Top 100 Players
S36 Challenge Cup Run
S38 #67 on Top 100 Players
S39 #45 on Top 100 Players
S41 #83 on Top 100 Players
S42 Challenge Cup Run

Shaquille Derisraka || Vancouver Whalers || 550 TPE ||
Name: Shaquille Derisraka
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 208 lbs
Number: 34
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Transactions:
Drafted 16th overall by Vancouver in the S43 Draft
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SMJHL Season Statistics
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
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SHL Season Statistics 
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SHL Playoff Statistics
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Awards/Accomplishments
S43 Draft 16th overall by Vancouver Whalers

All-time New England Wolfpack scorer

heyyy

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

I'm your updater, so keep that in mind.

Originally posted by IncorrectAtlas@Sep 3 2015, 09:03 PM
I'll start writing The Bender again eventually, I've just been whalloped by the start of the school year last week.

D squad!

D Squad 4 life.

I swear I'm not a goon, I can't get Clayton to stop fighting though ;_;

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SHL Commissioner S34-S52
New England Wolfpack GM S30-S40
Montreal Milita Co-GM S26-S29

Originally posted by Eggy216@Sep 3 2015, 02:50 PM
I swear I'm not a goon, I can't get Clayton to stop fighting though ;_;

My fighting is at 60 and I haven't dropped the gloves once. My time is coming thought I hope.

You should add me

Originally posted by Dangles13@Sep 3 2015, 10:06 PM
My fighting is at 60 and I haven't dropped the gloves once. My time is coming thought I hope.

You just know that Black and MacGregor will drop gloves one day.

Mostly because we're the only ones to put points into fighting.

Originally posted by Dangles13@Sep 3 2015, 04:06 PM


My fighting is at 60 and I haven't dropped the gloves once. My time is coming thought I hope.

My fighting's at 25, checking at 55, discipline at 67.

Yet somehow I lead the league in PIM.

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SHL Commissioner S34-S52
New England Wolfpack GM S30-S40
Montreal Milita Co-GM S26-S29

Thanks for playing EASHL with me!

NOW WRITE >:-)

Player Page || Update Thread


Rocco Berni | C | Minnesota Monarchs | 1290 TPE |
Birthdate: April 15, 2001
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 83
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S51 | ANA | 3 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -1 | FO %: 00.00%
S52 | KEL | 50 GP | 6 G | 16 A | 22 P | 23 PIM | +/-: -3 | FO %: 45.48%
S53 | KEL | 49 GP | 7 G | 25 A | 32 P | 12 PIM | +/-: +6 | FO %: 55.50%
S54 | KEL | 50 GP | 15 G | 32 A | 47 P | 38 PIM | +/-: +25 | FO %: 56.60%
S55 | KEL | 50 GP | 12 G | 21 A | 33 P | 32 PIM | +/-: +2 | FO %: 57.40%
Career | 202 GP | 40 G | 94 A | 134 P | 105 PIM |
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S51 | ANA | 14 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -1 |
S52 | KEL | 13 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | 14 PIM | +/-: -7 |
S53 | KEL | 15 GP | 0 G | 9 A | 9 P | 6 PIM | +/-: -4 |
S54 | KEL | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 2 PIM | +/-: +0 |
S55 | KEL | 17 GP | 3 G | 6 A | 9 P | 2 PIM | +/-: -3 |
Career | 71 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | 24 PIM |
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S56 | MIN | 50 GP | 8 G | 17 A | 25 P | 14 PIM | +/-: -26 | FO %: 57.50%
S57 | MIN | 66 GP | 13 G | 32 A | 45 P | 48 PIM | +/-: -15 | FO %: 53.02%
S58 | MIN | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: +0 | FO %: 00.00%
Career | 116 GP | 21 G | 49 A | 70 P | 62 PIM |
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S56 | MIN | MISSED PLAYOFFS
S57 | MIN | MISSED PLAYOFFS
S58 | MIN | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM | +/-: +0 | FO %: 00.00%
Career | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | 00 PIM |
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Transactions
S51 - Signed $1M contract with Anaheim Outlaws
S52 - Drafted 9th overall to the Kelowna Knights
S53 - Drafted 20th overall to the Minnesota Chiefs
S53 - Signed 3 season, $3M contract with Minnesota Chiefs
S55 - Extended 3 seasons, $4.5M with Minnesota Chiefs
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Awards/Honours
S54 - SMJHL All-Star (2nd Team)


Griffin Simons | C | Hall of Famer | 1351 TPE |
Birthdate: August 25, 1995
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 180 lbs
Number: 5
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S19 | MTL | 40 GP | 11 G | 22 A | 33 P | 12 PIM | +/-: +9 | FO %: 49.03% |
S20 | MTL | 19 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 P | 4 PIM | +/-: +5 | FO %: 57.17 % |
Career | 59 GP | 18 G | 37 A | 55 P | 16 PIM |
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S19 | MTL | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 4 PIM |
S20 | MTL | 6 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | 2 PIM |
Career | 11 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | 6 PIM |
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S21 | HAM | 52 GP | 12 G | 35 A | 47 P | 2 PIM | +/-:  -1 | FO %: 49.22% |
S22 | HAM | 52 GP | 11 G | 30 A | 41 P | 22 PIM | +/-: -6 | FO %: 49.41% |
S23 | HAM | 52 GP | 13 G | 29 A | 42 P | 0 PIM | +/-: +13 | FO %: 52.78% |
S24 | HAM | 52 GP | 24 G | 31 A | 55 P | 19 PIM | +/-: +21 | FO %: 51.26% |
S25 | HAM | 50 GP | 17 G | 20 A | 37 P | 11 PIM | +/-: +2 | FO %: 53.31% |
S26 | HAM | 50 GP | 9 G | 38 A | 47 P | 33 PIM | +/-: -18 | FO %: 53.83% |
S27 | HAM | 50 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | 17 PIM | +/-: +2 | FO %: 52.12% |
S28 | HAM | 50 GP | 16 G | 34 A | 50 P | 34 PIM | +/-: +3 | FO %: 52.82% |
S29 | HAM | 50 GP | 25 G | 33 A | 58 P | 7 PIM | +/-: +13 | FO %: 57.73% |
S30 | TOR | 50 GP | 22 G | 23 A | 45 P | 22 PIM | +/-: +10 | FO %: 51.32% |
S31 | MIN | 50 GP | 22 G | 32 A | 54 P | 11 PIM | +/-: +18 | FO %: N/A |
S32 | MIN | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P | 8 PIM | +/-: -8 | FO %: N/A |
Career | 608 GP | 208 G | 355 A | 563P | 186 PIM |
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S21 | HAM | 18 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -3 | FO %: 48.65% |
S22 | HAM | MISSED PLAYOFFS
S23 | HAM | 7 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -1 | FO %: 54.20% |
S24 | HAM | 18 GP | 7 G | 18 A | 25 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -4 | FO %: 51.87% |
S25 | HAM | 5 GP| 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 5 PIM | +/-: -3 | FO %: 48.13%
S26 | HAM | 15 GP | 12 G | 12 A | 24 P | 5 PIM | +/-: +11 | FO %: 52.98% |
S27 | HAM | 17 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | 5 PIM | +/-: -5 | FO %: 49.30% |
S28 | HAM | 12 GP | 7 G | 7 A | 14 P |  0 PIM | +/-: +1 | FO %: 55.81% |
S29 | HAM | 19 GP | 12 G | 16 A | 28 P |  0 PIM | +/-: +15 | FO %: 53.13% |
S30 | TOR | MISSED PLAYOFFS
S31 | MIN | 5 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 0 PIM | +/-: -3 | FO %: N/A |
S32 | MIN | 7 GP | 1 G | 7 A | 8 P | 4 PIM | +/-: -2 | FO %: N/A |
Career | 123 GP | 51 G | 85 A | 136 P | 19 PIM |
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Transactions
S19 - Drafted 30th Overall in SMJHL Entry Draft by Montreal Impact
S19 - Signed $2M contract with Montreal Impact
S19 - Signs to play internationally with Ireland
S20 - Drafted 36th Overall in SHL Entry Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S20 - Signed 2 season, $3M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks
S21 - Extended 2 seasons, $3M with Hamilton Steelhawks
S21 - Named Alternate Captain of Hamilton Steelhawks
S22 - Named Alternate Captain of Hamilton Steelhawks
S23 - Extended 4 seasons, $3.5M with Hamilton Steelhawks
S27 - Extended 5 seasons, $2M with Hamilton Steelhawks
S30 - Traded to Toronto North Stars
S31 - Traded to Minnesota Chiefs
S32 - Extended 1 season, $20M with Minnesota Chiefs
S32 - Announced retirement
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Awards/Honours
S19 - Named Assistant Captain of Montreal Impact
S19 - Named to Super Series Rookie Team
S19 - Won Christoph Klose Award (Best Impact Forward)
S19 - Won Armin Brovalchuk Award (Impact MVP Voted by GMs)
S19 - Won Kurtis Hunter Award (Impact MVP Voted by Players)
S19 - Named to SMJHL All-Star Team (3rd Line)
S20 - Named captain of Ireland National Team
S21 - Won Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie in SHL)
S24 - Number retired by Montreal Impact
S24 - Named to SHL Eastern All-Star Game Team
S24 - Won Challenge Cup in 7 games vs. LAP
S24 - SHL All-Star (3rd Team)
S24 - Won Anton Razov Award (Playoff MVP)
S25 - Named Captain of Hamilton Steelhawks
S26 - Won Challenge Cup in 4 games vs. SEA
S26 - Won Anton Razov Award (Playoff MVP)
S27 - SHL All-Star (1st Team East)
S29 - Broke SHL Record for most shots in a single season (261)
S29 - SHL All-Star (1st Team)
S31 - SHL All-Star (3rd Team)
S32 - Inducted into Hamilton Steelhawks Hall of Fame
S34 - Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame

Originally posted by SethTrollins@Sep 3 2015, 03:27 PM


You just know that Black and MacGregor will drop gloves one day.

Mostly because we're the only ones to put points into fighting.

I hope we square off one day. May the best man win.

Originally posted by Dangles13@Sep 3 2015, 11:04 PM
I hope we square off one day. May the best man win.

All of this kindness sickens me.

<3

Originally posted by SethTrollins@Sep 3 2015, 04:15 PM


All of this kindness sickens me.

<3

Just trying to get you all love sick so I can sucker punch you. >:D<

Originally posted by BluesBoy71@Sep 3 2015, 03:31 PM
Thanks for playing EASHL with me!

NOW WRITE >:-)

That was fun, I NEED NHL16 NOW!!