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06-29-2019, 07:03 AM JKortesi81 Wrote: I feel like everyone else is on this awesome acid trip and I’m just over here like :(
Do you have to be the smartest guy in the room???
You must have spies inside my mission control center!
Thanks for leaving the cat out of the bag!
You will understand my rant in this post after you see my next podcast due out before July 7th!
No Plan B... it DISTRACTS FROM PLAN A
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Zach Evans || Forward || Winnipeg Jets
Name: Zach Evans
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 18
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SHL Career Statistics:
S32 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 5, P: 14, +/-: -1, PIMS: 12, H: 59
S33 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 8, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 3, PIMS: 49, H: 106
S34 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 14, P: 28, +/-: 7, PIMS: 46, H: 96
S35 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: -4, PIMS: 23, H: 113
S36 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 28, A: 30, P: 58, +/-: 23, PIMS: 51, H: 140
S37 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 24, A: 27, P: 51, +/-: 2, PIMS: 36, H: 220
S38 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27. A: 38, P: 65, +/-: 12, PIMS: 45, H: 158
S39 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 32, P: 47, +/-: 11, PIMS: 43, H: 85
S40 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 22, A: 31, P: 53, +/-: 11, PIMS: 15, H: 49
S41 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 27, A: 35, P: 62, +/-: 26, PIMS: 34, H: 82
S42 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: -3, PIMS: 15, H: 6
S43 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 29, P: 45, +/-: 11, PIMS: 27, H: 15
S44 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/-: 3, PIMS: 17, H: 17
S45 (WPG): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 34, P: 49, +/-: 4, PIMS: 2, H: 27
CAREER: GP: 700, G: 257, A: 376, P: 633, +/-: 105, PIMS: 415, H: 1,173
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S34 (WPG): GP: 5, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIMS: 4, H: 7
S36 (WPG): GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 16
S37 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/-: 19, PIMS: 12, H: 81
S38 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 6, A: 9, P: 15, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 32
S39 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -2, PIMS: 6, H: 31
S40 (WPG): GP: 14, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 1, PIMS: 13, H: 7
S41 (WPG): GP: 13, G: 8, A: 6, P: 14, +/-: 3, PIMS: 9, H: 26
S43 (WPG): GP: 17, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: 11, PIMS: 2, H: 4
S44 (WPG): GP: 18, G: 4, A: 15, P: 19, +/-: 7, PIMS: 0, H: 3
S45 (WPG): GP: 4, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 121, G: 46, A: 69, P: 115, +/-: 41, PIMS: 50, H: 209
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 50, G: 16, A: 12, P: 28, +/-: 8, PIMS: 10, H: 44
S31 (DET): GP: 50, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -2, PIMS: 35, H: 84
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 31, A: 35, P: 66, +/-: 6, PIMS: 45, H: 128
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S30 (DET): GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 2, H: 0
S31 (DET): GP: 13, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 3, PIMS: 0, H: 9
CAREER: GP: 18, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 9
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S30: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIMS: 0, H: 7
S32: GP: 13, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -4, PIMS: 4, H: 17
S33: GP: 11, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 5, PIMS: 4, H: 12
S34: GP: 11, G: 6, A: 2, P: 8, +/-: 2, PIMS: 2, H: 10
S35: GP: 13, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: 4, PIMS: 18, H: 22
S36: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: -3, PIMS: 2, H: 5
S37: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: 0, PIMS: 0, H: 8
S38: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 10, P: 13, +/-: 8, PIMS: 4, H: 5
S39: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 2, H: 11
S40: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -6, PIMS: 2, H: 8
S41: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 5, P: 9, +/-: 0, PIMS: 2, H: 7
S42: GP: 10, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/-: 5, PIMS: 0, H: 1
S43: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 6, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S44: GP: 10, G: 4, A: 8, P: 12, +/-: 1, PIMS: 0, H: 0
S45: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 1, P: 7, +/-: -13, PIMS: 0, H: 2
CAREER: GP: 167 G: 54, A: 65, P: 119, +/-: 5, PIMS: 40, H: 105
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 25th overall by Detroit, S30 SMJHL Entry Draft
S30 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy Winner
Drafted 5th overall by Winnipeg, S31 SHL Entry Draft
S32 Oriens Trophy Winner (Co-GM, Detroit)
S32 IIHF Bronze Medalist
S36 SHL Second-Team All-Star
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S38 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy Winner
S38 SHL First-Team All-Star
S38 Sarmad Khan Trophy Winner
S38 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S38 Damian Littleton Trophy Winner
S38 IIHF Gold Medalist
S43 IIHF Silver Medalist
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
Inducted into SHL Hall of Fame, S47
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Two things are infinite.
Nikolai Evans || Defenseman || HAM/TBB/TEX
Name: Nikolai Evans
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 19
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SHL Career Statistics:
S47 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 1, A: 10, P: 11, +/-: -4, SB: 39, H: 32
S48 (HAM): GP: 50, G: 5, A: 9, P: 14, +/1: 6, SB: 57, H: 37
S49 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 9, A: 14, P: 23, +/-: -22, SB: 78, H: 51
S50 (TBB): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: 4, SB: 64, H: 39
CAREER: GP: 200, G: 22, A: 53, P: 75, +/-: -16, SB: 238, H: 159
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
S48 (HAM): GP: 5, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, SB: 6, H: 3
S49 (TBB): GP: 12, G: 0, A: 5, P: 5, +/-: 0, SB: 20, H: 8
S50 (TBB): GP: 19, G: 5, A: 7, P: 12, +/-: 1, SB: 29, H: 6
CAREER: GP: 36, G: 6, A: 12, P: 18, +/-: 0, SB: 55, H: 17
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 13, P: 20, +/-: -1, SB: 60, H: 25
S46 (MTL/HFX): GP: 50, G: 7, A: 20, P: 27, +/-: -1, SB: 47, H: 68
CAREER: GP: 100, G: 14, A: 33, P: 47, +/-: -2, SB: 107, H: 93
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S45 (MTL): GP: 6, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: -1, SB: 7, H: 4
S46 (HFX): GP: 13, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -4, SB: 18, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 19, G: 5, A: 5, P: 10, +/-: -5, SB: 25, H: 18
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IIHF Statistics (Russia):
S45: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -5, SB: 12, H: 2
S46: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, SB: 11, H: 2
S47: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/-: 2, SB: 17, H: 12
S48: GP: 12, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -6, SB: 22, H: 0
S49: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 6, P: 12, +/-: -6, SB: 25, H: 7
CAREER: GP: 61, G: 10, A: 19, P: 29, +/-: -17, SB: 87, H: 23
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WJC Statistics:
S44 (World): GP: 15, G: 6, A: 7, P: 13, +/-: 8, SB: 18, H: 13
S45 (Russia): GP: 22, G: 2, A: 10, P: 12, +/-: -13, SB: 33, H: 14
S46 (Russia): GP: 28, G: 9, A: 15, P: 23, +/-: 0, SB: 26, H: 14
CAREER: GP: 55, G: 17, A: 32, P: 48, +/-: -5, SB: 77, H: 41
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Montreal, S45 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 1st overall by Hamilton, S46 SHL Entry Draft
Traded to Halifax Raiders during S46 SMJHL season
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda prior to S49 SHL season
S48 Fantasy Global Champion
S50 Mathias Chouinard Trophy Winner
I'll finish updating this at some point
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The Russian Prince
Zdenko Beranek || Winger || Quebec City Citadelles
Name: Zdenko Beranek
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 27
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S55 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 6, A: 15, P: 21, +/-: -22, PIMS: 6
S56 (QCC): GP: 50, G: 10, A: 27, P: 37, +/-: 9, PIMS: 20
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Transactions and Awards:
Drafted 1st overall by Quebec City, S55 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 18th overall by Seattle, S56 SHL Entry Draft
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I'm here for this. YEET.
Nickolas Klaus || C || Baltimore Platoon || Retired
Age: 29
Birthplace: Oslo, Norway
Height: 6'11"
Weight: 300lbs.
Number: 9
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Regular Season Stats
S44 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 22 || Pts: 36 || PM: -21 || PIM: 4 || H: 20
S45 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 23 || A: 46 || Pts: 69 || PM: +13 || PIM: 18 || H: 60
S46 - KEL || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 18 || Pts: 36 || PM: +12 || PIM: 23 || H: 64
S47 - MIN || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 9 || Pts: 19 || PM: -9 || PIM: 8 || H: 34
S48 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 19 || A: 26 || Pts: 45 || PM: +21 || PIM: 6 || H: 27
S49 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 16 || A: 18 || Pts: 34 || PM: +16 || PIM: 27 || H: 30
S50 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 18 || A: 23 || Pts: 41 || PM: +8 || PIM: 13 || H: 41
S51 - TBB || GP: 50 || G: 5 || A: 19 || Pts: 24 || PM: -25 || PIM: 10 || H: 39
S52 - WKP || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 21 || Pts: 38 || PM: +8 || PIM: 9 || H: 26
S53 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 20 || Pts: 35 || PM: -21 || PIM: 54 || H: 78
S54 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 24 || A: 19 || Pts: 43 || PM: -11 || PIM: 14 || H: 37
S55 - BAP || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 22 || Pts: 33 || PM: -23 || PIM: 20 || H: 31
S56 - BAP || GP: 39 || G: 5 || A: 13 || Pts: 18 || PM: -28 || PIM: 22 || H: 29
SMJHL || GP: 150 || G: 55 || A: 86 || Pts: 141 || PM: +4 || PIM: 45 || H: 144
SHL || GP: 489 || G: 140 || A: 190 || Pts: 330 || PM: -64 || PIM: 203 || H: 372
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Movement
S44 - Undrafted in SMJHL Draft
S44 - Signs 1 year/3.0 million with Kelowna Knights
S45 - Drafted 16th Overall by Minnesota Chiefs
S45 - Signs 3 year/7.5 million with Minnesota Chiefs
S48 - Signs 2 year/7 million with Tampa Bay Barracuda as Free Agent
S49 - Signs 2 year/8 million extension with Tampa Bay Barracuda
S52 - Signs 3 year/18 million with West Kendall Platoon as Free Agent
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Achievements
S44 - Named Team Germany-Austria WJC GM
S44 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season points record
S45 - Broke SMJHL single season assists record
S45 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S45 - IIHF Team Germany
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S46 - Kelowna Knights "A"
S46 - WJC Team Germany-Austria
S46 - IIHF Team Germany
S47 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - Named Team DACH WJC GM
S48 - IIHF Team Germany
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - Named Kelowna Knights Co-GM
S49 - IIHF Team Germany
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Team Germany
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
S51 - IIHF Team Germany
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Trophy Case
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (Player)
S44 - WJC Bronze Medal (GM)
S45 - SMJHL single season points record [69]
S45 - SMJHL single season assists record [46]
S45 - Jared Hanson Trophy
S45 - Raymond Lindsey Trophy
S45 - Ideen Fallah Trophy
S48 - President's Cup
S48 - WJC Silver Medal (GM)
S49 - IIHF Gold Medal (Player)
S49 - Mathias Chouinard Award (GM)
S49 - Occasus Trophy (GM)
S50 - Mathias Chouinard Trophy
S50 - IIHF Silver Medal (Player)
S50 - President's Cup
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I don't know how to grade this at all... @ grader head what do?
Colorado Raptors Capitan S42-Until Forever!
Czechia Wants you! Ask about a transfer!!
S74 - Troy McClure IIII
Late To Draft - Signed by Regina Elk
Drafted 18th overall in SHL Draft to New England Wolfpack
S42-Troy McClure III- D-Retired
Undrafted Signing-S41
S43-S52 SHL Totals: 500 games played 32 goals 189 assists 891 hits 10227 minutes
S41-S42 SMJHL Totals: 100 games played 10 goals 52 assists 187 hits 1818 minutes
S41-S52 Czechia Totals: 124 games played 12 goals 42 assists 230 hits 2468 minutes
Awards
S41 WJC Gold Medal Champion Co-GM!!
S42 Quilha Agante Trophy Winner
S42 Ideen Fallah Trophy Winner
S44 Champion Cup Champion - Winnipeg Jets
S53 Champion Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks
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You can throw this one in the trash too...
I'll make more money elsewhere!