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S62 mPT#2: Last Laugh
Offline grimreaper
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#286
11-21-2021, 09:58 PM

You know what when birds fly in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other?

There's more birds on that side.

I'm always fond of jokes that are completely stupid.
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#287
11-21-2021, 10:00 PM

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
Wazza B? 

What did the ocean say to the boat?
Nothing, it waved.

How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-Tickles

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#288
11-21-2021, 10:01 PM

i think that JY is a joke because he refuses to eat butt even when we have democratically elected that to be his lunch. i dont think that he will make it in this league.

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#289
11-21-2021, 10:17 PM

Here's a couple of my favourite dad jokes since i've become a dad.

How do you make seven even? You take away the S.

Dad, can you put the dog out? I didn't know it was on fire!

I’ll see myself out….

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#290
11-21-2021, 10:35 PM

Something that makes me laugh is @efiug. Very funny guy, so many great jokes. Funny dancing milk man, cum, Jared Spurgeon, gamer juice. Literally the funniest member of SHL even when he's inactive.

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#291
11-21-2021, 10:40 PM

Only a few words for you. "Bagpiper hit by low flying seagull". The concept of that is just so funny to me lol. Just why? Bagpiper? Seagull? What could go wrong? lmao. Its all perfect in reality.

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#292
11-21-2021, 10:44 PM

The Lord of Yoshies @bdu754 and the one true acquired sire @TheWoZy. Because who doesn't enjoy the vibes of the beeg Yoshi and mob of Quagsire

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#293
11-21-2021, 10:49 PM

The funniest thing I've experienced on this site has been @nour sharing in GM chat that his date found his SHL podcast and hit him with an impersonation of the intro.

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#294
11-21-2021, 10:59 PM

one good joke i saw recently was off a video from reddit

Did you guys here about the actress that was stabbed? Reese......
Witherspoon?
No with a knife

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#295
11-21-2021, 11:05 PM (This post was last modified: 11-21-2021, 11:06 PM by Sean.)

Sometimes I like to go up to my friends and as "do you feel like a pizza" and no matter their response I say "well, you sure look like one".

10/10 practical joke.

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#296
11-21-2021, 11:25 PM

I think my favorite joke is just messing with my friends by moving something of theirs when they go to the bathroom. Like moving their laptop when we are working on HW and putting it on the other side of the table.

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#297
11-21-2021, 11:25 PM (This post was last modified: 11-21-2021, 11:26 PM by hockeyiscool.)

Man, something that always gets me laughing is thinking about hearing about age ol' Kraken story about Fitted and his early part of the league and winning the cup. the Ghost of Terry Bradshaw, fuck the penalties. Also love me some pingy.

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#298
11-21-2021, 11:29 PM

One of the funniest things from my time in the SHL has to be the Anaheim Outlaw memes from when we were in the SMJHL championship back in S53? We would post memes in the play by play thread and was just a fun time to be in the locker room.

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#299
11-21-2021, 11:48 PM

I remember one time when I was on the Maine Timber, I had a bad cold and had to take off from work so I was sorta in and out of it all day. I woke up randomly and forgot that we played that day. So I found the replay on youtube and watched it...and we were on fire. I think we won three straight games and were just pummeling our opponents. So I go in the server and I'm thrilled, pinging folks, just celebrating like crazy because we were horrendous that year and any win was a big deal.

Turns out it was the sim from a couple weeks prior.....we actually lost every game we played that day and we all had a good laugh later.

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#300
11-21-2021, 11:55 PM

I don't know what it is but there was a period where "yo momma jokes" were absolutely hilarious between my sister and I. Thankfully our mom didn't understand.

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