the chriper

“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them.  Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.”

– Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check

Tuesday.  More like MEHDAY, amirite?

i need the money tbh

“I thought I was a goalie, but STA told me forget being a goalie they make nothing, and no one cares about them.  Guess what I was a center all along and I had no idea. Now I am the toast of the town, and I am getting offers from all the GMs and Scouts.”

– Spidey Talent Agency, on Activity Check

Names McPickle, Raw Cheese McPickle, and I score goals. Someone please sign me before I get sad

Go Knights 

Jennifer Huh | RW | KEL
Achievements
S74: Signed as a DFA with Regina
S75: Drafted 3 OA by Kelowna
S75: Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna
S76: Drafted 6 OA by Calgary
S76: Named Captain of Kelowna


Slavakov Vladimirashenko | RD | NL/EDM/SFP/CHI
Achievements
S58: Drafted 47OA to Newfoundland
S59: Drafted 16OA to Edmonton
S59: Named Assistant Captain of Newfoundland
S59: Elias Armia Award Winner
S59: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Named Captain of Newfoundland
S60: Named to SMJHL All Star Game
S60: Won 4 Star Cup
S62: Called up to EDM
S64: Traded to SFP
S65: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S65: Named Assistant Captain of SFP
S68: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S68: Named Captain of SFP
S69: Traded to Chicago
S69: Traded to SFP; Named Ass Cap
S70: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S73: Signed with CHI in FA
S74: Retired





Thank you @xjoverax and @phoenix for the sigs!

Also stream I Got You

Jennifer Huh | RW | KEL
Achievements
S74: Signed as a DFA with Regina
S75: Drafted 3 OA by Kelowna
S75: Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna
S76: Drafted 6 OA by Calgary
S76: Named Captain of Kelowna


Slavakov Vladimirashenko | RD | NL/EDM/SFP/CHI
Achievements
S58: Drafted 47OA to Newfoundland
S59: Drafted 16OA to Edmonton
S59: Named Assistant Captain of Newfoundland
S59: Elias Armia Award Winner
S59: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Named Captain of Newfoundland
S60: Named to SMJHL All Star Game
S60: Won 4 Star Cup
S62: Called up to EDM
S64: Traded to SFP
S65: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S65: Named Assistant Captain of SFP
S68: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S68: Named Captain of SFP
S69: Traded to Chicago
S69: Traded to SFP; Named Ass Cap
S70: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S73: Signed with CHI in FA
S74: Retired





Thank you @xjoverax and @phoenix for the sigs!

Game day Kiekko espoo vs tuto (away game for kiekko espoo)

Kaarlo Koivunen || RD || Yukon Malmutes || Calgary Dragons 



Name: Kaarlo Koivunen

Birthplace: Rauma, Finland

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 200 lbs

Number: 28

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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season:

S73 | 66 GP | 6 G | 30 A | 36 P | +2 | 40 PIM | 93 H

S74 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | +8 | 32 PIM | 88 H

S75 | 66 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | +26 | 32 PIM | 84 H

S76 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -32 | 36 PIM | 117 H

SMJHL Post season:

S73 | 13 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -4 | 6 PIM | 16 H

S74 | 11 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 20 H

S75 | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 1 | 0 PIM | 10 H

S76 | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -4 | 4 PIM | 13 H

SMJHL Career: 

 Regular Season: 

 264 GP | 28 G | 101 A | 129 P | +4 | 140 PIM | 382 H
 Playoffs: 
 36 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 P | -8 | 12 PIM | 59 H

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Drafted by yukon malmutes in the s73 SMJHL draft as the 49th pick 

Drafted by calgary dragons in the s74 SHL draft as the 36th pick

Well it is Tuesday and I am already over this week

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Dan Johnston||RD||Peak TPE: 1239
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220
Number: 55
Drafted 16th Overall by Anchorage Armada[S71 SMJHL Draft]
Drafted 15th Overall by Atlanta Inferno[S72 Draft]
S74 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star
S74 Quilha Agante Award Winner (Top SMJHL Defender)
CANADA


{SMJHL}  Anchorage Armada

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REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S71] SMJHL GP:66 G:11 A:29 P:40 +/-: -21 PIM: 48 BK: 131 H: 135
[S72] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 5 A: 28 P: 33 +/-: +3 PIM: 55 BK: 152 H: 107
[S73] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 3 A: 27 P: 30 +/-: +21 PIM: 24 BK: 127 H: 91
[S74] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 14 A: 45 P: 59 +/- +11 PIM: 30 BK: 132 H: 89
SMJHL Totals GP:264 G:33 A: 129 P: 162 +/-: +14 PIM: 157 BK: 542 H: 412
PLAYOFF STATS
[S71] GP:6 G:1 A:3 P:4 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 BK:15 H:8
[S72] GP:7 G:1 A:4 P:5 +/-: -1 PIM:2 BK:14 H:13
[S73] GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-: +7 PIM:4 BK:6 H:12
[S74]  GP:12 G:0 A:1 P:1 +/-: -10 PIM:2 BK:37 H:24
SMJHL Playoff Totals GP:32 G:3 A:9 P:12 +/-: -6 PIM:10 BK:72 H:57


{SHL}  Atlanta Inferno  
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S75] GP: 66 G:3 A:17 P:20 +/-: +3 PIM:34 BK: 126 H: 33
[S76] GP: 66 G:8 A:21 P:29 +/-:-16 PIM:38 BK:229 H:60
SHL TOTALS GP: 132 G:11 A:38 P:49 +/-:-13 PIM:72 BK:355 H:93

PLAYOFF STATS
[S75] GP:6 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:0 PIM:0 BK:16 H:0
[S76] GP:6 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:-2 PIM:0 BK:30 H:3
 

World Junior Championships {Canada(71-73) Canada Black(74)}
[S71] Gp: 15 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3  +/-: 1 PIM: 4  H: 15 BK: 42 [ 4th Place]
[S72] GP: 15 G: 2 A: 5 P: 7 +/-: 8 PIM: 18 H: 16 BK: 35 [ BRONZE MEDAL WINNER]
[S73]  GP:15 G:1 A:6 P:7 +/-: 5 PIM:8 H:18 BK:19 [4th Place]
[S74]  GP:12 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-: 2 PIM: 10  H:17 BK:21[9th Plac]
WJC Totals (4 Tourneys) GP:48 G:6 A:14 P:20 +/-: +22 PIM:36 H:57 BK:102 [Medal Count G: S: B:1]


IIHF Hockey Championships {Canada S75}
S75- GM:15 G:1 A:5 P: 6 PIM:8  +/-:8  H:10 BK:29 [SILVER MEDAL WINNER]
S76: GM:15 G:0 A:4 P:4 PIM:2 +/-:9 H:14 BK:40 [GOLD MEDAL WINNER] 
IIHF World Hockey Championship Medal Count G:1 S:1 B:0



Credit to Ragnar and Enigmatic for the great Signatures

Drysdale is week to week its so over

 

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Karter Mendenhall | | G | | Syndicates | | Malamutes Alumni | | Independent Russia | | 555 TPE
Name: Karter Mendenhall
Birthplace: Philadelphia, USA
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 213
Number: 33]
Current Team:Chicago Syndicates
Head of Independent Russia
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S74 | YUM | GP: 40 (19-12-4) | .900 SV% | 3.51 GAA | 2 SO 
S75 | YUM | GP: 39 (19-13-2) | .896 SV% | 3.41 GAA | 2 SO 
S76 | YUM | GP: 46 (11-23-5) | .904 SV% | 3.67 GAA | 4 SO 
CAREER TOTAL | YUM | GP: 125 (49-48-11) | .900 SV% | 3.53 GAA | 8 SO
SMJHL Post Season Stats:
S74 | YUM | GP: 11 (4-7-0) | .904 SV% | 3.23 GAA | 2 SO 
S75 | YUM | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | .895 SV% | 3.71 GAA | 0 SO 
S76 | YUM | GP: 5 (2-3-0) | .887 SV% | 4.16 GAA | 0 SO 
CAREER TOTAL | YUM | GP: 20 (6-13-1) | .895 SV% | 3.70 GAA | 2 SO
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
SHL Post Season Stats:
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IIHF Stats:
S75 | RUS| GP: 9 (4-3-1) | .900 SV% | 3.4 GAA | 0 SO
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Management Career:
S75 | RUS | 5-5-2 | 15 PTS | Missed Playoffs
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Transactions:
Signed as a Free Agent by the Yukon Malamutes in S74
Drafted 51 OA by the Chicago Syndicate in the S75 SHL Entry Draft
S77: Signed 3 season, $4,000,000 contract with the Chicago Syndicate
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Awards:
S75 WJC Silver
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Team Awards:
S74 Mount Logan Award
1st All Time in Shutouts for YUM
 

*Thank you Nokazoa and Squid for the sigs!

Its chirp'o'clock

 

Россия wants you! Ask for a Transfer! Join Independent Russia Today!


Karter Mendenhall | | G | | Syndicates | | Malamutes Alumni | | Independent Russia | | 555 TPE
Name: Karter Mendenhall
Birthplace: Philadelphia, USA
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 213
Number: 33]
Current Team:Chicago Syndicates
Head of Independent Russia
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S74 | YUM | GP: 40 (19-12-4) | .900 SV% | 3.51 GAA | 2 SO 
S75 | YUM | GP: 39 (19-13-2) | .896 SV% | 3.41 GAA | 2 SO 
S76 | YUM | GP: 46 (11-23-5) | .904 SV% | 3.67 GAA | 4 SO 
CAREER TOTAL | YUM | GP: 125 (49-48-11) | .900 SV% | 3.53 GAA | 8 SO
SMJHL Post Season Stats:
S74 | YUM | GP: 11 (4-7-0) | .904 SV% | 3.23 GAA | 2 SO 
S75 | YUM | GP: 4 (0-3-1) | .895 SV% | 3.71 GAA | 0 SO 
S76 | YUM | GP: 5 (2-3-0) | .887 SV% | 4.16 GAA | 0 SO 
CAREER TOTAL | YUM | GP: 20 (6-13-1) | .895 SV% | 3.70 GAA | 2 SO
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SHL Regular Season Stats:
SHL Post Season Stats:
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IIHF Stats:
S75 | RUS| GP: 9 (4-3-1) | .900 SV% | 3.4 GAA | 0 SO
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Management Career:
S75 | RUS | 5-5-2 | 15 PTS | Missed Playoffs
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Transactions:
Signed as a Free Agent by the Yukon Malamutes in S74
Drafted 51 OA by the Chicago Syndicate in the S75 SHL Entry Draft
S77: Signed 3 season, $4,000,000 contract with the Chicago Syndicate
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Awards:
S75 WJC Silver
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Team Awards:
S74 Mount Logan Award
1st All Time in Shutouts for YUM
 

*Thank you Nokazoa and Squid for the sigs!

Anyone ever seen a porch completely separate from a foundation when they are poured at the same time? Until today me either.

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Dan Johnston||RD||Peak TPE: 1239
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220
Number: 55
Drafted 16th Overall by Anchorage Armada[S71 SMJHL Draft]
Drafted 15th Overall by Atlanta Inferno[S72 Draft]
S74 SMJHL 1st Team All-Star
S74 Quilha Agante Award Winner (Top SMJHL Defender)
CANADA


{SMJHL}  Anchorage Armada

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REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S71] SMJHL GP:66 G:11 A:29 P:40 +/-: -21 PIM: 48 BK: 131 H: 135
[S72] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 5 A: 28 P: 33 +/-: +3 PIM: 55 BK: 152 H: 107
[S73] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 3 A: 27 P: 30 +/-: +21 PIM: 24 BK: 127 H: 91
[S74] SMJHL GP: 66 G: 14 A: 45 P: 59 +/- +11 PIM: 30 BK: 132 H: 89
SMJHL Totals GP:264 G:33 A: 129 P: 162 +/-: +14 PIM: 157 BK: 542 H: 412
PLAYOFF STATS
[S71] GP:6 G:1 A:3 P:4 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 BK:15 H:8
[S72] GP:7 G:1 A:4 P:5 +/-: -1 PIM:2 BK:14 H:13
[S73] GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-: +7 PIM:4 BK:6 H:12
[S74]  GP:12 G:0 A:1 P:1 +/-: -10 PIM:2 BK:37 H:24
SMJHL Playoff Totals GP:32 G:3 A:9 P:12 +/-: -6 PIM:10 BK:72 H:57


{SHL}  Atlanta Inferno  
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
[S75] GP: 66 G:3 A:17 P:20 +/-: +3 PIM:34 BK: 126 H: 33
[S76] GP: 66 G:8 A:21 P:29 +/-:-16 PIM:38 BK:229 H:60
SHL TOTALS GP: 132 G:11 A:38 P:49 +/-:-13 PIM:72 BK:355 H:93

PLAYOFF STATS
[S75] GP:6 G:0 A:2 P:2 +/-:0 PIM:0 BK:16 H:0
[S76] GP:6 G:0 A:0 P:0 +/-:-2 PIM:0 BK:30 H:3
 

World Junior Championships {Canada(71-73) Canada Black(74)}
[S71] Gp: 15 G: 1 A: 2 P: 3  +/-: 1 PIM: 4  H: 15 BK: 42 [ 4th Place]
[S72] GP: 15 G: 2 A: 5 P: 7 +/-: 8 PIM: 18 H: 16 BK: 35 [ BRONZE MEDAL WINNER]
[S73]  GP:15 G:1 A:6 P:7 +/-: 5 PIM:8 H:18 BK:19 [4th Place]
[S74]  GP:12 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-: 2 PIM: 10  H:17 BK:21[9th Plac]
WJC Totals (4 Tourneys) GP:48 G:6 A:14 P:20 +/-: +22 PIM:36 H:57 BK:102 [Medal Count G: S: B:1]


IIHF Hockey Championships {Canada S75}
S75- GM:15 G:1 A:5 P: 6 PIM:8  +/-:8  H:10 BK:29 [SILVER MEDAL WINNER]
S76: GM:15 G:0 A:4 P:4 PIM:2 +/-:9 H:14 BK:40 [GOLD MEDAL WINNER] 
IIHF World Hockey Championship Medal Count G:1 S:1 B:0



Credit to Ragnar and Enigmatic for the great Signatures

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Chores of all ages DeGeneres proudly presents to you. Demand the myth the legend juice m. Fining William, I hope everyone gets money today. I hope you get to see a beautiful woman. And I hope you feel her embrace oo. Tell you he can't beat me and see me in the pain

PSU you can't kick call my keys. I need to move the fridge. And and just remember when in doubt whip it out shaking it around. I'm showing what you're all about. Kick dude

Chilling in the office dreaming of higher cubicle walls so I could bring in my switch

 Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Hamilton | Great Britain | S71 - | 1448 TPE

Age: 24

Height: 6'4

Weight: 220 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Player Type: Old-School Defenseman
Number: 22

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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons

(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks

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CAREER

GP: 552 | G: 40 | A: 184 | P: 224 | B: 1,279 | -59
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SMJHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60
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SMJHL Playoffs
GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6

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SHL Regular Season
GP: 132 | G: 11 | A: 49 | P: 60 | B: 182 | +15
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SHL Playoffs
GP: 33 | G: 04 | A: 11 | P: 15 | B: 49 | -1
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WJC
GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3
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IIHF
GP: 39 | G: 02 | A: 03 | P: 05 | B: 19 | -10
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Achievements

(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit

(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader

(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season

(S71) All-Defense Team

(S71) WJC Silver Medal

(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

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Teams

(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons

(S75-) Hamilton Steelhawks

Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE
Age: 37
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Player Type: Power Forward
Number: 22

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(S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades

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CAREER

GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191
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SMJHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13
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SMJHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14
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SHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157
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SHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5
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WJC
TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2
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IIHF

TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28
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Achievements
(S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team
(S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie)
(S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S53) Eastern Conference All-Star
(S53) Four Star Cup Champion
(S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL
(S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ)
(S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader)
(S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)

(S53) Ideen Fallah Nominee (Award Committee MVP)

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(S54) WJC Silver Medal
(S54) IIHF Silver Medal
(S55) IIHF Gold Medal
(S56) IIHF Silver Medal
(S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie)
(S56) All-Rookie Team
(S57) IIHF Silver Medal

(S58) IIHF Silver Medal

(S59) Western Conference All-Star

(S59) Challenge Cup Champion

(S60) IIHF Silver Medal

(S61) Western Conference All-Star

(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward) 

(S61) IIHF Gold Medal

(S62) Challenge Cup Champion

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Teams
(S52-55) Detroit Falcons

(S56-65) Texas Renegades

(S66) Seattle Argnoauts

(S67) Los Angeles Panthers

(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda

(S69) Los Angeles Panthers

William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 -

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CAREER

Regular Season | 163-143-24

Postseason | 23-21

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SMJHL Regular Season

(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th

(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th

(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd

(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th

(S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th

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SMJHL Playoffs
(S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4

(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3

(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4

(S76) | R1: 0-4

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Achievements

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)

my goal last week was to chirp every day. I failed miserably

   

Jeff Goldblum || Maine Timber || D || S73 ||

___________________TRANSACTIONS__________________

S72 SMJHL Draft 14OA Maine Timber

Former Player

Sean Gatez || Calgary Dragons || D || S57 ||
Height: 6'-4"

Weight: 220LBS

_________________ACCOLADES_________________

Timber Alexander Roach Award (Timber MVP) S59

Timber Dominic Montgomery Award(Best Defenseman) S59

Timber Captain S58 S59

Timber Alternate Captain S57
Timber Dash-Sondergard Award (Best Rookie S57

S56 WJC Silver Medal

S65 Challenge Cup

S69 Bojo Biscuit Award

___________________TRANSACTIONS__________________
S56 SMJHL Draft 18OA Maine Timber

S57 SHL Draft 3OA LA Panthers

S66 Trade to Manhattan

S70 Trade to Hammilton

S70 Trade to Edmonton

S70 Trade to Calgary

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