For my money I am removing Seattle from the division and replacing them with Toronto, so that we can beat up on them more often. Also, we can scout their team for the inevitable next fire sale they have.

 Winnipeg Aurora 

Duncan Mackenzie || RW || Winnipeg Aurora

Height: 6'2"

Weight: 225 lbs

Number: 29

Born: Vancouver, Canada

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SMJHL Draft: 29OA by Kelowna Knights

SHL Draft: 18OA by Calgary Dragons

Traded: S71 Trade Dealine to Baltimore for S72 BAP 1st, S74 BAP 2nd, and Tommy Tightpants

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Career Stats

***SMJHL Regular Season***

S60: GP:66 | G:6 | A:11 | P:17 | +\-: -35 | PIM:18 | H:94

S61: GP:66 | G:23 | A:33 | P:56 | +\-: 7 | PIM:20 | H:97

S62: GP:66 | G:17 | A:32 | P:49 | +\-: -5 | PIM:22 | H:94

S63: GP:66 | G:17 | A:30 | P:47 | +\-: 22 | PIM:12 | H:107

Total: GP:264 | G:63 | A:106 | P:169 | +\-: -11 | PIM:72 | H:392

***SMJHL Playoffs***

S60: GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: -6 | PIM:0 | H:14

S61: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: -1 | PIM:0 | H:15

S62: GP:8 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 2 | PIM:2 | H:16

S63: GP:18 | G:3 | A:9 | P:12 | +\-: -3 | PIM:5 | H:19

Total: GP:38 | G:9 | A:13 | P:22 | +\-: -8 | PIM:7 | H:64

***SHL Regular Season***

S64: GP:66| G:17 | A:10 | P:27 | +\-: -28 | PIM:29 | H:124

S65: GP:66| G:22 | A:24 | P:46 | +\-: -49 | PIM:62*(5) | H:161*(T-1)

S66: GP:66| G:25 | A:45 | P:70 | +\-: -20 | PIM:28 | H:113

S67: GP:66| G:50* (4) | A:44 | P:94 | +\-: 28 | PIM:20 | H:111

S68: GP:66| G:26 | A:47 | P:73 | +\-: 9 | PIM:36 | H:122

S69: GP66| G:30 | A:49 | P:79 | +\-:8  | PIM:24 | H:124

S70: GP66| G:26 | A:59 | P:85 | +\-:5  | PIM:30 | H:107

S71: GP65| G:26 | A:49 | P:75 | +\-:-35  | PIM:44 | H:124

***SHL Playoffs***

S66: GP:5| G:2 | A:0 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:2 | H:7

S67: GP:12 | G:11 | A:6 | P:17 | +\-: 7 | PIM:2 | H:24

S68: GP:11 | G:3 | A:4 | P:7 | +\-: 2 | PIM:0 | H:15

S69: GP:4 | G:0 | A:2 | P:2 | +\-: -5 | PIM:0 | H:11

S70: GP:9 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:15

***WJC***

S60: GP:13 | G:5 | A:0 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:23

S61: GP:13 | G:4 | A:4 | P:8 | +\-: 0 | PIM:2 | H:19

S62: GP:14 | G:3 | A:0 | P:3 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:29

S63: GP:14 | G:9 | A:4 | P:13 | +\-: 1 | PIM:2 | H:37

Total: GP:54 | G:21| A:8 | P:29 | +\-: 1 | PIM:10 | H:108

***IIHF***

S62: GP:12 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | +\-: 0 | PIM:4 | H:7

S63: GP:13 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -1 | PIM:6 | H:25

S64: GP:12 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | +\-: 0 | PIM:6 | H:19

S65: GP:12 | G:1 | A:3 | P:4 | +\-: -5  | PIM:10 | H:20

S66: GP:13 | G:3 | A:6 | P:9 | +\-: 2 | PIM:8 | H:14

S67: GP:12 | G:2 | A:5 | P:7 | +\-: -2 | PIM:2 | H:23

S68: GP:14 | G:4 | A:6 | P:10 | +\-: 5 | PIM:0 | H:33

S69: GP:12 | G:5 | A:5 | P:10 | +\-: -6 | PIM:4 | H:21

S70: GP:12 | G:9 | A:6 | P:15 | +\-: 6 | PIM:4 | H:24

I thought about this two ways.

I could move Philadelphia to the Central Division and bringing in Minnesota. Turns the Atlantic's bottom 3 into a pillow fight of bad while the Forge get thrown into the bloodbath division.

Alternatively, I could swap Calgary and Tampa Bay: TBB would once more get fucked by CGY by no longer having a good shot at a guaranteed lottery pick (someone has to win the LAP/TBB/SFP games!), and BAP likely walks to a top 4 pick this season.

Ultimately, I'm going to pick the first one. Welcome to the East, Monarchs.

M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW

Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina

Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore

Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)

Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD
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SMJHL Stats:
S44 - S46 || COL  || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195
S47 - S55 || BUF  || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X
S56 - S63 || SEA  || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0
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Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy
Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo
Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors
3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55)
Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55
Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle
Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56
Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58

Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - 80

SHL Executioner || S62 - S65
SHL Awards Committee || S57 - S66
SHL Historian Committee || S53 - S64
SHL Head Office || S60 - S61
SMJHL Awards Head || S48 - S57
Colorado Raptors GM || S48 - S53
Colorado Raptors Co-GM || S47
Team Germany Federation Head || S44 - S46
SMJHL HO Member - S45-S46
SMJHL Head Office Intern - S44 

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Thank you karey, OrbitingDeath Ragnar, and sköldpaddor for sigs! 

That's a tough one in our division because they are all quality teams, some legendary historic franchises like Calgary, Edmonton and LA and a relatively young one which is doing very very well right now. The only one who might fall off slightly is San Francisco, and they have a really cool team identity as well so I wouldn't be to eager to get rid of them either. If I had to they'd be my choice though and I'd replace them with the good old Prince George Firebirds because yay Firebirds, my very first team in the history of the league that I played for!

Evan Winter
Edmonton Blizzard
Player Page - Update Page

I would remove the Nevada Battleborn from the Tamper Town division given they are our greatest competition, and add in their place those loveable pushovers, the Regina Elk.

Something happened on the day he died. Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside.
Somebody else took his place, and bravely cried. I’m a blackstar, I’m a blackstar.


Gabriel Fortescue | Retired Defenseman | Winnipeg Jets


Cole Reinhart | D / HOF General Manager | Edmonton Blizzard


Magnus Vikstrand | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard


Tobias Thorvaldsen | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard


Fredrich Koenig | Defenseman | Chicago Syndicate


Lassi Suhonen | Centre | Newfoundland Berserkers | Captain
Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs | Hometown: Turku, Finland
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SMJHL CAREER STATISTICS
S54 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | H: 37| CF%: 50.1 | Rel: -8.0
S55 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 14 | P: 20| H: 29 | CF%: 58.2 | Rel: -6.4
TOTAL | GP: 100 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32| H: 66

SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS
S54 | NLD | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 55.8 | Rel: 3.3
S55 | NLD | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 61.3 | Rel: 2.5
TOTAL | GP: 31 | G: 1| A: 3 | P: 4| H: 12
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TRANSACTIONS & ACHIEVEMENTS
S54: Signed with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S54: Won IIHF World Junior Championship Bronze Medal with Finland
S55: Drafted 25th Overall by the Chicago Syndicate
S55: Won Four Star Cup with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S56: Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers

 a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, source of all greatness, all things that be.

I want to remove the Chicago Syndicate from the central division. For their replacement, the team will be the Hamilton Steelhawks so we can get two punching bags in our division.

I want to remove from the Cain-Robinson Memorial Division... Maine and St.Louis. Yeah, both of them. Come on, we don't have an international airport in Kelowna, we need to go to Vancouver, wait there, service is awful, then get to St.Louis or worse, Maine at the other side of the states, wait for customs, suffer the jet lag, to live in a Days Inn in Bangor for two days.

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Ekaterina Valieva - Baltimore Platoon
GM - Maine Timber


Thanks @xjoverax for the sig!

The can go cuz F them for being at the top of the standings. can come in our division cuz I’d like to visit Tampa more.

Remove Vancouver, currently 2nd in our division and add in Regina, last in theirs. After a couple losing seasons we deserve to beat up on bad teams more. It happened to us enough.
33 words

Get those stinky Maine Timber out of my division and give me those even stinkier Vancouver Whalers, a good way to revive the greatest SMJHL rivalry!

GM OF THE NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK

Jacques Hammer || W || New England WolfPack || New England GM ||
Name: Jacques Hammer 

TPE:1405

Age: 25
Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Height: 6'0 
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 43
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Career Statistics:

SHL Regular Season:

S70 | 66 GP | 15 G | 36 A | 51 P | 148 SOG | 9+- | 52 PIM | 77 H |

S71 | 66 GP | 22 G | 39 A | 61 P | 182 SOG | 47+- | 24 PIM | 137 H |

S72 | 66 GP | 23 G | 53 A | 76 P | 192 SOG | 38+- | 26 PIM | 134 H |

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SHL Playoffs

S70 | 28 GP | 10 G | 17 A | 27 P | 56 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 39 H | 

S71 | 9 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 34 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 14 H | 

S72 | 21 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | 52 SOG | -4+- | 8 PIM | 37 H | 

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SMJHL Regular Season:
S66 | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | 76 SOG | -54+- | 28 PIM | 157 H |

S67 | 66 GP | 29 G | 33 A | 62 P | 189 SOG | -22+- | 32 PIM | 213 H |

S68 | 66 GP | 36 G | 23 A | 59 P | 193 SOG | -20+- | 26 PIM | 123 H |

S69(nice) | 66 GP | 31 G | 41 A | 72 P | 202 SOG | 8+- | 32 PIM | 112 H |

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SMJHL Playoffs

S67 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 12 SOG | -6 +- | 6 PIM | 15 H |

S69(nice) | 10 GP | 7 G | 4 A | 11 P | 29 SOG | 4+- | 4 PIM | 21 H |

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General Manager Statistics

S67 |KEL| 23 W| 35 L | 8 OTL |

S68 |KEL| 23 W| 35 L | 8 OTL |

S69(nice) |KEL| 42 W| 19 L | 5 OTL |

S70 |KEL| 31 W| 28 L | 7 OTL |

S71 |NEW| 0 W| 0 L | 0 OTL |

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Trophy Case/Achievements

Drafted 4th Overall by Kelowna Knights S66

Drafted 17th Overall by New England Wolfpack S67

S67, S68 & S69(nice) SMJHL All-star team

Kelowna Captain Season 67-69(nice)

S67 2nd All time Kelowna Hits (213)

S68 3rd All time Kelowna Goals (36)

S69(nice) 3rd All time Kelowna Points (72)

S70 Challenge Cup Winner in rookie season

      

I would remove from Pacific Division San Francisco because it is at the moment worst team in the division. I would replace it with Winnipeg because harder competition develop players more.

In our division I would remove Buffalo and add Minnesota, because Minnesota has been a bad team for years and we score more goals to padd our stats.

Rikkert Biemans || #21 || S66  || Tampa Bay Barracuda || Katth#7745
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Drafted 8th overall by the Kelowna Knights
Drafted 6th overall by the Texas Renegades and traded to Montreal Patriotes
Traded to St. Louis Scarecrows
Traded to Tampa Bay Barracuda
S67 WJC Gold Medal - Dach
S70 IIHF Gold Medal - Germany
S72 IIHF Gold Medal - Germany
S73 All Star Game (1st appearance)
S74 IIHF Gold Medal - Germany
S79 IIHF Top Forward - Germany
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SMJHL:
S65 || GP: 66 || G: 14 || A: 11 || P: 25 || SHT%: 13.6% || Hits: 85
S66 || GP: 66 || G: 19 || A: 20 || P: 39 || SHT%: 13.8% || Hits: 93
S67 || GP: 66 || G: 36 || A: 32 || P: 68 || SHT%: 18.6% || Hits: 129
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SHL:
S68 || GP: 66 || G: 29 || A: 25 || P: 54 || SHT%: 16.8% || GWG: 6 || Hits: 108
S69 || GP: 66 || G: 12 || A: 38 || P: 50 || SHT%: 08.4% || GWG: 3 || Hits: 72
S70 || GP: 66 || G: 22 || A: 32 || P: 54 || SHT%: 13.5% || GWG: 0 || Hits: 73
S71 || GP: 66 || G: 31 || A: 40 || P: 71 || SHT%: 14.8% || GWG: 2 || Hits: 100
S72 || GP: 66 || G: 38 || A: 31 || P: 69 || SHT%: 16.6% || GWG: 7 || Hits: 102
S73 || GP: 66 || G: 38 || A: 43 || P: 81 || SHT%: 13.0% || GWG: 6 || Hits: 94
S74 || GP: 66 || G: 42 || A: 57 || P: 99 || SHT%: 16.3% || GWG: 7 || Hits: 100
S75 || GP: 66 || G: 33 || A: 61 || P: 94 || SHT%: 13.5% || GWG: 3 || Hits: 103
S76 || GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 57 || P: 85 || SHT%: 11.6% || GWG: 2 || Hits: 110
S77 || GP: 66 || G: 17 || A: 50 || P: 67 || SHT%: 10.4% || GWG: 0 || Hits: 99
S78 || GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 35 || P: 63 || SHT%: 15.5% || GWG: 4 || Hits: 117
S79 || GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 41 || P: 59 || SHT%: 11.2% || GWG: 5 || Hits: 105
S80 || GP: 66 || G: 39 || A: 31 || P: 70 || SHT%: 20.2% || GWG: 4 || Hits: 122


 



Barry Batsbak || #92 || S46 || Calgary Dragons || 2,080 TPE (peak) || Katth#7745
Alias: The Bird
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 204 lbs
Number: 92
Country: Austria
Render: Evgeny Kuznetsov
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SHL:
S48 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 03 || A: 10 || P: 13 || +/- -10 || SHT%: 03.66% || FO%: 50.49%
S49 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 10 || A: 11 || P: 21 || +/- -01 || SHT%: 13.33% || FO%: 49.89%
S50 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 05 || A: 20 || P: 25 || +/- -05 || SHT%: 04.85% || FO%: 53.81%
S51 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 12 || A: 17 || P: 29 || +/-  05 || SHT%: 09.45% || FO%: 54.32%
S52 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 15 || A: 26 || P: 41 || +/-  11 || SHT%: 10.79% || FO%: 54.99%
S53 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 17 || A: 38 || P: 55 || +/-  16 || SHT%: 10.37% || FO%: 56.70%
S54 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 36 || P: 50 || +/- -06 || SHT%: 07.22% || FO%: 57.82%
S55 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 14 || A: 42 || P: 56 || +/- -11 || SHT%: 08.86% || FO%: 57.82%
S56 || CGY || GP: 50 || G: 29 || A: 34 || P: 63 || +/-  39 || SHT%: 15.59% || FO%: 55.44%
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SHL Playoffs:
S48 || CGY || GP: 11 || G: 01 || A: 05 || P: 06 || +/- 00 || SHT%: 05.56% || FO%: 44.74%
S49 || CGY || GP: 07 || G: 02 || A: 03 || P: 05 || +/- 05 || SHT%: 15.38% || FO%: 51.67%
S50 || CGY || GP: 20 || G: 02 || A: 08 || P: 10 || +/- -01|| SHT%: 06.25% || FO%: 58.21%
S51 || CGY || GP: 07 || G: 01 || A: 03 || P: 04 || +/- 01 || SHT%: 05.88% || FO%: 47.93%
S52 || CGY || GP: 13 || G: 05 || A: 07 || P: 12 || +/- 09 || SHT%: 15.15% || FO%: 51.50%
S53 || CGY || GP: 07 || G: 02 || A: 01 || P: 03 || +/--02 || SHT%: 08.00% || FO%: 00.00%
S54 || CGY || GP: 05 || G: 01 || A: 04 || P: 05 || +/- 00 || SHT%: 07.14% || FO%: 00.00%
S55 || CGY || GP: 06 || G: 01 || A: 03 || P: 04 || +/--04 || SHT%: 05.88% || FO%: 00.00%
S56 || CGY || GP: 05 || G: 01 || A: 04 || P: 05 || +/- 00 || SHT%: 07.14% || FO%: 00.00%
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IIHF Round Robin:
S48 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 00 || A: 01 || P: 01 || +/-  00 || SHT%: 00.00% || FO%: 50.00%
S49 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 04 || A: 02 || P: 06 || +/- -01 || SHT%: 20.00% || FO%: 51.95%
S50 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 00 || A: 03 || P: 03 || +/-  03 || SHT%: 00.00% || FO%: 53.18%
S51 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 04 || A: 04 || P: 08 || +/- -01 || SHT%: 16.00% || FO%: 57.39%
S52 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 06 || A: 04 || P: 10 || +/-  10 || SHT%: 23.08% || FO%: 61.13%
S53 || AUT || GP: 12 || G: 01 || A: 10 || P: 11 || +/- -02 || SHT%: 02.94% || FO%: 00.00%
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IIHF Medal Rounds:
S48 || AUT || GP: 01 || G: 01 || A: 00 || P: 01 || +/-  01 || SHT%: 50.00% || FO%: 100.00%
S50 || AUT || GP: 02 || G: 00 || A: 00 || P: 00 || +/- -01 || SHT%: 00.00% || FO%: 47.50%
S51 || AUT || GP: 01 || G: 00 || A: 00 || P: 00 || +/- -00 || SHT%: 00.00% || FO%: 00.00%
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S45 || KEL || GP: 50 || G: 08 || A: 05 || P: 13 || +/-  -04 || SHT%: 16.00% || FO%: 46.88%
S46 || KEL || GP: 50 || G: 11 || A: 25 || P: 36 || +/- +12 || SHT%: 10.68% || FO%: 46.10%
S47 || KEL || GP: 50 || G: 13 || A: 25 || P: 38 || +/-  -10 || SHT%: 10.08% || FO%: 48.30%
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S45 || KEL || GP: 04 || G: 02 || A: 00 || P: 02 || +/- +00 || SHT%: 50.00%
S46 || KEL || GP: 18 || G: 02 || A: 12 || P: 14 || +/- +10 || SHT%: 06.06%
S47 || KEL || GP: 10 || G: 05 || A: 07 || P: 12 || +/- +00 || SHT%: 15.63%
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Transactions & Awards:
S45: Drafted 61st overall by Kelowna Knights
S45: Silver medal WJC (CAN)
S46: Drafted 22nd overall by Calgary Dragons
S46: Laurifer Trophy (KEL - SMJHL)
S46: Riko Muerto Award (KEL - Most Underated Player)
S46: Bronze medal WJC (CAN)
S47: John McBride Award (KEL - Playoff MVP)
S47: Gold medal WJC (CAN)
S49: Appointed as Head Coach of the Kelowna Knights
S49: First career shorthanded goal (Thursday, August 15, 2019)
S49: First career hattrick (Saturday, August 17, 2019)
S49: President's Trophy (CGY)
S49: Appointed Federation Head for Austria
S49: Mike Izzy Award (CGY - Exemplary commitment to off-ice contributions to the team)
S50: Named Alternate Captain for S50 (CGY)
S50: Western Conference Champion (CGY)
S50: Challenge Cup Champion (CGY)
S51: Appointed co-GM for Kelowna Knights
S52: Appointed GM for Kelowna Knights
S53: Jesster Award (CGY - Most Valuable Player)
S53: Western Conference Champion (KEL)
S54: Named Alternate Captain for S54 & S55 (CGY)
S54: Laurifer Trophy (KEL)

 
S50 Challenge Cup Finals Game 7

Looking at the standings, i would remove Philly and add San Francisco. Not specific reason other than Philly being good and apparently San Francisco is going through a rough patch.

I'd remove Manhattan because they're stinky and keep beating Atlanta in the playoffs. very not cool. incredibly not very cash money of them. really just a bad vibe for all of us. I'd replace them with Minnesota for the memes.

sig by me (:

Kezia MacKenzie - LW - Regina Elk - Atlanta Inferno

Remove Tampa Bay and replace it with Detroit Falcons. No reason whatsoever, just the weakest team in the past few season replaced with the strongest team in the past few seasons from the minor league. Also we get to have the Battle of the Birds, when Detroit meets Hamilton for a new rivalry.

Please for the love of god remove Atlanta from our division. In their place please substitute the 1989 Denver Broncos, while a legendary football team I doubt they would be any good at fake hockey.

    

Evil AllBran - C - Philadeplia Forge - Peak TPE: 2194 #5th All time TPE leaderboard
S71 Jay McDonald Trophy

S71 Ron Mexico Award

S71 Sarmad Kahn Nomination

S69 Challenge Cup Champion
S69 Jay McDonald Trophy
S69 Anton Razov Award Nomination
S69 Sarmad Khan Award Nomination
S63 Damian Littleton Award Nomination
S61 WJC Gold - United States
S61 WJC Best Goal Scorer Award
S60 Vyacheslav Onopprienko Trophy

Special thanks to Carpy48, Ragnar, Merica, High Stick King, Sulovilen, sothfacekilla, enigmatic and LeSizz for the signatures!