S76 mPT #4: :kermitknife:
Due: Sunday, May 5th @ 11:59 PM PST
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sliceruser
SHL GM SHL GM
MIN out here looking all tough but i bet they dont even do daily huggers, what are you, a Chicken? real hockey players hug daily and we will always beat you in the hugging department !
caltroit_red_flames
Trading Card Admins S45 Challenge Cup Champion
Looks like it's basically everyone in the Central. Good thing we've got plants in every other Central organization. Texas, New Orleans, Winnipeg and Minnesota you've got some really nice teams and facilities. It'd be a shame if something unfortunate happened to them.
Keven
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UberBJ
Registered Senior Member
Our biggest competitor is ourselves. So I force everyone to skate faster by threatening to poop in their pillow and steal their doorknobs. Go Trees, sink boats.
ibuprofenaddict
Registered Posting Freak
I dont even need to say anything to the Wolfpack - they already know theres no catching this train with their roster of corpses and babies. Get effed. To the wider SHL membership, teams in the opposite conference are not your rivals in the playoff race. Your lack of hockey knowledge just demonstrates that you wont deliver on the ice in crunch time. Bring it on, everyone.
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Puppy
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In a 16 team playoff everyone and anyone could be a threat. So we’ll go with Bilbo’s wisdom and throw out a “I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
Carpy48
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Hey NOLA, I guess this is directed at you being above us in the standings. I'm sorry you'll have to deal with us in the playoffs. Actually I'm not, because once we're done with you, you probably won't remember much about what happened in the series.
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swoosh
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Oh San Diego, you better watch your back or you're gonna get it! I'll smear salami all over your faces and then you'll have to wash your faces cause that's dirty and salami doesn't belong on your face.
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Ricer13
Registered Senior Member
Texas is a fake team. All flash in the regular season but quickly sizzles out when the pressure of the playoffs is on. NOLA finishes further in the playoffs. Bet.
yosh
SMJHL GM cut back down to my knees, gotta get back, gotta get free, cut back to my knees, lean back now, lean back and breathe
An open letter to the Edmonton Blizzard:
Consider the following. Is every fish meant to swim? Why do they call it an oven? I am not a dentist yet I still own a toothbrush. This nonsense will confuse the Blizzard and allow us to take the upper hand indeed
efischermann
SHL GM SHL GM
Any message about the playoffs coming from me would be confusing...considering we aren't even sniffing them. So being that Edmonton is closest to us, guess I will just say...you guys are going down (the standings)...or should you be going up? I don't even know anymore.
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Massive Coiler
File Worker Top 100... in our hearts
Philly isn't really close to anyone, they're 10 points ahead of New England and 13 behind Baltimore. So for anyone thinking of going on a heater, don't even think about it pal! Specifically New England, I'm gonna pee in the clam chowder if you pass us!
ZootTX
Fantasy League Manager Posting Freak
Sand Diego Tide Pods can't even wash their own hockey jerseys and have them come out clean. Too busy doing the Tide Pod challenge and pooping out soap suds!
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JR95
SHL GM Jabbin' his Jelly Bean
Hey NEW england, you better find some consistency you muppets. You think another team is gonna knock you ot of contention? Nah, it'll be you shooting yourself in the foot if you dont figure out how to string more than a win together at a time on a consistent basis.
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