The object of development was Bedrock's ability to shoot a one-timer. He had the X factor feature One tee. He would also develop his ability to read the game so that he would understand the game so well that he would be called the Professor.

WC: 45

My players special ability would be to point off into the stands to distract the refs, then commit an egregious goalie interference to set up a GWG.

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The newest video game on the scene is SHL80 and they are in the process of designing your player right now!
The developers have given you the freedom to give any player a stat or attribute change, and if you really wish, the option to sabotage someone else.
What hidden ability is your player going to develop?

Honza Havran's special ability is to discreetly set up a puck safe glass barrier in the goal which will bounce away any shots fired at it. The ultimate goalie is one which just completely blocks the net.

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Honza Havran || G || Kraken/Wolfpack || 410 TPE || Name: Honza Havran Age: 20 Height: 6'4" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 37 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 24th overall in S80 SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken Drafted 22th overall in S81 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack

Ryuuji Kawashima || C || Edmonton Blizzard || 2034 TPE || Empty Pockets Name: Ryuuji Kawashima Age: 20 Height: 6'4" Weight: 213 lbs Number: 26 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 4th overall in S58 SMJHL Draft to the Anaheim Outlaws

Rafe Ulrich || LW || Montreal Militia || 1442 TPE || New England Wolfpack Name: Rafe Ulrich Age: 18 Height: 6'7" Weight: 250 lbs Number: 13 ----------------- Transactions: Drafted 3rd overall in S41 SMJHL Draft to the Montreal Militia Drafted 1st overall in S42 SHL Draft to the New England Wolfpack

Raven Silverwang || RW || Wolfpack || 1718 TPE || Triple Gold Champ Name: Raven Silverwing Age: 34 Height: 6'7" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 13 ----------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S26||MTL||GP: 50||G: 4||A: 1||P: 5||+/-: -6||PIM: 8||H: 33||SHT: 15||SB: 2 S27||MTL||GP: 50||G: 33||A: 29||P: 62||+/-: 19||PIM: 38||H: 44||SHT: 212||SB: 12 S28||MTL||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 33||P: 53||+/-: 22||PIM: 16||H: 48||SHT: 185||SB: 9 SMJHL Total Regular Season Stats: S26-28||MTL||GP: 150 || G: 57 || A: 63 || P: 120 || +/-: 35 || PIM: 62 || SHT: 412 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Play Off Statisticals S26||MTL||GP: 5||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 2||H: 3||SHT: 4||SB: 0 S27||MTL||GP: 17||G: 12||A: 9||P: 21||+/-: -2||PIM: 0||H: 19||SHT: 68||SB: 4 S28||MTL||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 6||P: 12||+/-: 5||PIM: 8||H: 27||SHT: 59||SB: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Stats S29||NEW||GP: 50||G: 2||A: 5||P: 7||+/-: -9||PIM: 11||H: 38||SHT: 80||SB: 3||SHT%: 2.50% S30||NEW||GP: 50||G: 13||A: 18||P: 31||+/-: 9||PIM: 0||H: 10||SHT: 176||SB: 13||SHT%: 7.39% S31||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 27||P: 47||+/-: 15||PIM: 0||H: 4||SHT: 182||SB: 11||SHT%: 10.99% S32||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 19||P: 39||+/-: 20||PIM: 7||H: 8||SHT: 190||SB: 2||SHT%: 10.53% S33||NEW||GP: 50||G: 26||A: 24||P: 50||+/-: 14||PIM: 33||H: 16||SHT: 209||SB: 9||SHT%: 12.44% S34||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 25||P: 50||+/-: 17||PIM: 12||H: 10||SHT: 200||SB: 7||SHT%: 12.50% S35||NEW||GP: 50||G: 25||A: 21||P: 46||+/-: 11||PIM: 22||H: 25||SHT: 211||SB: 16||SHT%: 11.85% S36||NEW||GP: 50||G: 20||A: 28||P: 48||+/-: 12||PIM: 12||H: 70||SHT: 205||SB: 18||SHT%: 9.76%||FO%: 56.79%||FOT: 1141 S37||NEW||GP: 50||G: 21||A: 28||P: 49||+/-: 5||PIM: 19||H: 18||SHT: 198||SB: 16||SHT%: 10.61%||FO%: 55.90%||FOT: 1855 S38||NEW||GP: 50||G: 24||A: 29||P: 53||+/-: 4||PIM: 4||H: 19||SHT: 212||SB: 21||SHT%: 11.32%||FO%: 51.76%||FOT: 1735 <OPTION>SHL Regular Season Stats: S29-38||NEW||GP: 500||G: 196||A: 224||P: 420||+/-: 98||PIM: 110||H: 218||SHT: 1863||SB: 116||SHT%: 9.99%||FO%: 54.82% ||FOT: 4731 SHL Play Off Statisticals S29||NEW||DNQ S30||NEW||GP: 14||G: 6||A: 7||P: 13||+/-: 13||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 47||SB: 4||SHT%: 12.77%  *CUP* S31||NEW||GP: 19||G: 8||A: 11||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM:17||H: 2||SHT: 56||SB: 4||SHT%: 14.29% *CUP* S32||NEW||GP: 11||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 0||PIM: 0||H: 1|| SHT: 54||SB: 3|| SHT%: 3.70% S33||NEW||GP: 18||G: 9||A: 10||P: 19||+/-: 14||PIM: 21||H: 7||SHT: 72||SB: 2||SHT%: 12.50% S34||NEW||GP: 11||G: 5||A: 5||P: 10||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 11||SHT: 40||SB: 1||SHT%: 12.50% S35||NEW||GP: 9||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -8||PIM: 19||H: 3||SHT: 34||SB: 4||SHT%: 2.94% S36||NEW||GP: 18||G: 10||A: 9||P: 19||+/-: 5||PIM: 5||H: 17||SHT: 87||SB: 6||SHT%: 11.49%||FO%: 52.77% (578) S37||NEW||DNQ S38||NEW||GP: 7||G: 2||A: 3||P: 5||+/-: 4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 29||SB: 2||SHT%: 6.90%||FO%: 50.20% (249) SHL Total Playoff Stats: S29-38||NEW||GP: 107||G: 43||A: 50||P: 93||+/-: 29||PIM: 62||H: 45||SHT: 419||SB: 26||SHT%: 9.64%||FO%: 51.49% (578) ------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Round Robin Statistics S26||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 7||SHT: 1|| SB: 0 S27||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -4||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 7|| SB: 1 S28||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 2||P: 2||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 4|| SB: 2 S29||UK||GP: 10||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: -5||PIM: 2||H: 9||SHT: 14|| SB: 1 S30||UK||GP: 10||G: 3||A: 3||P: 6||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 5||SHT: 30||SB: 3||SHT%: 10.00%||FOT: 208||FO%: 40.38% S31||UK||GP: 10||G: 1||A: 4||P: 5||+/-: -7||PIM: 0||H: 3||SHT: 21||SB: 3||SHT%: 4.76%||FOT: 259||FO%: 43.24% ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Medal Round Statistics S26||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 0||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 0 S27 - Did not qualify- S28||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 0||P: 0||+/-: -1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 0||SB: 1 S29 - Did not qualify- S30||UK||GP: 3||G: 2||A: 1||P: 3||+/-: 2||PIM: 0||H: 1||SHT: 8||SB: 0||SHT%: 25.00%||FOT:51||FO%: 43.14% S31||UK||GP: 1||G: 0||A: 1||P: 1||+/-: 1||PIM: 0||H: 0||SHT: 1||SB: 0||SHT%: 0%||FOT: 28||FO%: 35.71% ------------------------------------------------------------ Trophy Case S26 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact S27 Laurifer Trophy - Montreal Impact S27 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player) S27 Ideen Fallah Award - (MVP Voted by Awards Committee) S27 Jared Hanson Trophy - (Top in points) S27 Roberto Martucci - (Most Goals) S28 FOUR STAR CUP WINNER (MONTREAL IMPACT) S28 Damien Littleton Award - (Most dedicated SHLer) S28 Zach Miller Trophy - (Most Dedicated Player) S28 Elias Armia - (Commish MVP) S28 Jared Hansen - (Top Point-Scorer) S30 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) S30 IIHF SILVER MEDAL TEAM UK S31 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) S33 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS (NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 30sth overall in S26 SMJHL Draft by Montreal Impact Drafted 7th overall in S27 SHL Draft by New England Wolfpack ------------------------------------------------------------ Cool Stuff: Assigned Captian of the Montreal Impact S27 Assigned Captian of the Montreal Militia S28 Assigned Alternative Captian of the New England Wolfpack S30 (づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ(づ ﾟ□ ﾟ)づ

Ryan has no interest in video games or statistics in said video games. It's fair to believe that he politely declines the honor foisted on him by the developers.

----------------------------------★ #30 Jack Ryan ★---------------------------------- ________________ Draft Year: S81 Position: Goaltender Handedness: Left Jersey Number: 30 Height: 6ft 1in Weight: 188 lbs Birthplace: Baltimore, Maryland, USA Salary: n/a ________________
-----------------★ #23 Hải Nam Hoàng ★----------------- ________________ ★ Milestones Reached ★ 9/5/22   (S67): 200 TPE reached 9/9/22   (S67): Drafted 33rd Overall to SMJHL, Great Falls (Round 3, Pick 5) 9/12/22  (S67): Signs 4-year contract with GFG, $5 million per ($3M + $2M bonus) 9/19/22  (S67): First SMJHL Point/Goal, 3:07, 3rd Period, for a 3-1 Score (5-1 Final) 10/2/22  (S67): 250 TPE reached 10/17/22 (S67): First SMJHL Playoff Goal, 6:39, 4OT, For a 3-2 Win (Series Tied 1-1) 11/5/22  (S68): Drafted 21st Overall to SHL, Minnesota (Round 2, Pick 1) 11/9/22  (S67): Signs 3-year contract with MIN, $3 million per (ELC) 11/15/22 (S67): 300 and 350 TPE reached 11/27/22 (S68): 50th SMJHL Point 11/29/22 (S68): 1st SMJHL Hat Trick 11/31/22 (S68): 400 TPE reached 12/5/22  (S68): New SMJHL Career High in Points and Goals (40P, 21G, 19A) 1/5/23   (S68): Named S68 GFG Team MVP 1/5/23   (S68): Named to S68 All-Star Team 1/16/23  (S69): 500 TPE Reached 1/16/23  (S69): 100 SMJHL Points Reached 1/24/23  (S69): 550 TPE Reached 2/20/23  (S69): 600 TPE Reached 3/5/23   (S69): Named to S69 All-Star Team 3/7/23   (S69): Named to S69 WJC Team World Roster 3/20/23  (S70): 700 TPE Reached 4/22/23  (S70): 750 TPE Reached 5/22/23  (S70): 800 and 850 TPE Reached 6/3/23   (S70): 900 TPE Reached 7/7/23   (S71): Signs 3-year contract worth $13 million 7/30/23  (S71): 950, 1000, and 1050 TPE Reached 8/10/23  (S72): 100th SHL Point, 12:06, 1st Period, for a 1-3 Score (6-4 Final) 8/10/23  (S72): First 4-Point SHL Game 9/21/23  (S73): 1200 TPE Reached 11/12/23 (S73): 1250, 1300, and 1350 TPE Reached 12/2/23  (S74): 1400 TPE Reached 12/25/23 (S74): 1450 TPE Reached 1/15/24  (S74): 1500 TPE Reached 1/24/24  (S74): 1550 TPE Reached 2/10/24  (S75): 1600 TPE Reached 3/2/24   (S75): 1650 TPE Reached 3/20/24  (S75): 1700 TPE Reached 3/29/24  (S76): 1750 TPE Reached 4/2/24   (S76): 1800 TPE Reached 4/2/24   (S76): Career Best in Assists, Points (52 A, 87 P) 4/2/24   (S76): League Leader in Faceoff % 3 Years in a Row 6/19/24  (S77): 5-Point Game vs. Calgary (Personal Best) 7/5/24   (S77): Career Best in Assists, Points (66 A, 103 P) 7/13/24  (S77): Career Best Playoff Performance (7G, 8A in 12 GP) 7/20/24  (S77): Nominated for Jeff Dar Award (Two Way Forward) ________________ Draft Year: S68 Position: Left Wing/Center Handedness: Right Jersey Number: 23 Height: 5ft 9in Weight: 151 lbs Birthplace: Buôn Đôn District, Viet Nam Salary: $6,000,000 to MIN (2 years remain) ________________ ★ TPE Tracker ★ 1715 ________________ ★ Career Stats - Regular Season ★ (S67) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 22 G | 15 A | 37 PTS  | -22 +/- | 71 GR] [TPE High: 269] (S68) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 31 G | 28 A | 59 PTS  | -14 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 350] (S69) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 66 GP | 29 G | 55 A | 87 PTS  |  24 +/- | 74 GR] [TPE High: 425] --- (S70) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 21 G | 25 A |  46 PTS | -28 +/- | 69 GR] [TPE High: 734] (S71) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 19 G | 19 A |  38 PTS | -33 +/- | 69 GR] [TPE High: 946] (S72) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 20 G | 29 A |  49 PTS | -27 +/- | 72 GR] [TPE High: 1103] (S73) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 38 G | 37 A |  73 PTS |  7  +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1251] (S74) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 47 G | 34 A |  81 PTS |  12 +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1458] (S75) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 34 G | 32 A |  66 PTS |  -8 +/- | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1615] (S76) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 35 G | 52 A |  87 PTS | -10 +/- | 76 GR] [TPE High: 1790] (S77) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 37 G | 66 A | 103 PTS |  13 +/- | 75 GR] [TPE High: 1772] (S78) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 22 G | 47 A |  66 PTS | -30 +/- | 71 GR] [TPE High: 1710] (S79) [SHL, Minnesota     | 66 GP | 18 G | 41 A |  59 PTS |  2  +/- | 69 GR] [TPE High: 1593] ________________ ★ Career Stats - Playoffs ★ (S67) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 6 GP  | 3 G  | 1 A  | 4 PTS   | -6 +/-  | 72 GR] [TPE High: 279] (S69) [SMJHL, Great Falls | 7 GP  | 3 G  | 7 A  | 10 PTS  | -2 +/-  | 76 GR] [TPE High: 450] --- (S70) [SHL, Minnesota     | 4 GP  | 1 G  | 2 A  | 3 PTS   | -3 +/-  | 63 GR] [TPE High: 773] (S73) [SHL, Minnesota     | 5 GP  | 2 G  | 3 A  | 5 PTS   | 0 +/-   | 70 GR] [TPE High: 1251] (S74) [SHL, Minnesota     | 4 GP  | 2 G  | 2 A  | 4 PTS   | -4 +/-  | 67 GR] [TPE High: 1458] (S75) [SHL, Minnesota     | 6 GP  | 2 G  | 4 A  | 6 PTS   | -3 +/-  | 74 GR] [TPE High: 1615] (S76) [SHL, Minnesota     | 7 GP  | 2 G  | 1 A  | 3 PTS   | -4 +/-  | 72 GR] [TPE High: 1790] (S77) [SHL, Minnesota     | 12 GP | 7 G  | 8 A  | 15 PTS  | -4 +/-  | 73 GR] [TPE High: 1790] (S78) [SHL, Minnesota     | 5 GP  | 1 G  | 2 A  | 3 PTS   | -2 +/-  | 60 GR] [TPE High: 1710] ________________ ★ Career Stats - International ★ (S67) [WJC, ICE           | 12 GP | 5 G  |  8 A | 13 PTS  | -2 +/-  | 67 GR] [TPE High: 279] (S68) [WJC, ICE           | 12 GP | 5 G  |  8 A | 13 PTS  | -1 +/-  | 76 GR] [TPE High: 350] (S69) [WJC, World         | 12 GP | 3 G  |  5 A | 8 PTS   | -5 +/-  | 68 GR] [TPE High: 425] (S70) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 1 G  |  0 A | 1 PTS   | 2 +/-   | 62 GR] [TPE High: 774] (S71) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 1 G  |  2 A | 3 PTS   | 4 +/-   | 61 GR] [TPE High: 938] (S72) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 0 G  |  3 A | 3 PTS   | 3 +/-   | 60 GR] [TPE High: 1103] (S73) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 3 G  |  3 A | 6 PTS   | -1 +/-  | 64 GR] [TPE High: 1251] (S74) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 3 G  |  6 A | 9 PTS   | -1 +/-  | 76 GR] [TPE High: 1540] (S75) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 5 G  |  9 A | 14 PTS  | 3 +/-   | 79 GR] [TPE High: 1615] (S76) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 6 G  | 11 A | 17 PTS  | 4 +/-   | 77 GR] [TPE High: 1790] (S77) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 5 G  |  5 A | 10 PTS  | 6 +/-   | 75 GR] [TPE High: 1772] (S78) [IIHF, Japan        | 12 GP | 6 G  |  5 A | 11 PTS  | 8 +/-   | 80 GR] [TPE High: 1710] ________________ ★ Career Stats - Totals ★ [SMJHL, Great Falls (Regular Season)| 198 GP |  83 G | 100 A | 183 PTS | -12 +/- | 74 GR] [SMJHL, Great Falls (Playoffs)      |  13 GP |   6 G |   8 A |  14 PTS |  -8 +/- | 74 GR] [WJC, ICE, World (Round Robin)      |  36 GP |  13 G |  21 A |  34 PTS |  -8 +/- | 71 GR] [WJC, ICE, World (Tournament)       |   5 GP |   1 G |   4 A |   5 PTS |   1 +/- | 70 GR] [SHL, Minnesota (Regular Season)    | 660 GP | 291 G | 380 A | 671 PTS |-102 +/- | 71 GR] [SHL, Minnesota (Playoffs)          |  43 GP |  17 G |  22 A |  39 PTS | -16 +/- | 68 GR] [IIHF, Japan (Round Robin)          | 108 GP |  30 G |  44 A |  74 PTS |  28 +/- | 70 GR] [IIHF, Japan (Tournament)           |  15 GP |   3 G |   9 A |  12 PTS |  -5 +/- | 69 GR]
-------------★ Eddie - Management Career ★------------- ________________ ★ Milestones Reached ★ 12/20/22 (S68): Hired To WJC, GM of Team ICE 1/10/23  (S68): First WJC Win (8-4 Win over DACH) 1/14/23  (S68): Finished 5th in the Tournament Stage 5/16/23  (S70): Longest Tenure as ICE GM Reached (3 Seasons) 5/16/23  (S70): Nominated for S70 Elias Armia Award 5/16/23  (S70): Franchise Record for Wins in Round Robin Play Broken (WJC, ICE, 6) 5/24/23  (S70): Win Bronze Medal in 2-1 OT Game vs. Finland (First in ICE History) 7/7/23   (S71): Hired To WJC, GM of Team United States 8/22/23  (S71): Win Gold Medal in 5-2 Game vs. British Isles 10/29/23 (S73): Rehired To WJC, Co-GM of Team United States 12/2/23  (S73): Win Gold Medal in 3-2 Game vs. Rhine 12/2/23  (S73): Won S73 Gunnar Söderberg Award (shared with Cloud_Robot) 12/18/23 (S74): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Co-GM 2/5/24   (S75): First SHL Win (8-4 Win over EDM) 2/17/24  (S75): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Interim GM 3/1/24   (S75): Hired as Minnesota Monarchs Head GM 3/1/24   (S75): First Playoff Appearence Clinched 4/2/24   (S76): Second Playoff Appearence Clinched 6/27/24  (S77): Third Playoff Appearence Clinched 7/10/24  (S77): First Series Win Since S48 (4-3 Series Win over NOLA) 7/4/24   (S78): Fourth Playoff Appearence Clinched 11/9/24  (S79): Fifth Playoff Appearence Clinched ________________ ★ Career Record ★ (S68) [WJC, ICE          | 4 W  | 7 L  | 1 OTL | 13 PTS | 8th in Round Robin | 5th in Tournament Play] (S69) [WJC, ICE          | 0 W  | 11 L | 1 OTL | 1 PT   |10th in Round Robin | Did Not Participate] (S70) [WJC, ICE          | 7 W  | 5 L  | 0 OTL | 20 PTS | 4th in Round Robin | 3rd in Tournament Play] (S71) [WJC, United States| 10 W | 1 L  | 1 OTL | 29 PTS | 1st in Round Robin | 1st in Tournament Play] (S72) [WJC, United States| 7 W  | 5 L  | 0 OTL | 20 PTS | 5th in Round Robin | 1st in Tournament Play] (S75) [SHL, Minnesota    | 26 W | 36 L | 4 OTL | 56 PTS | 15th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.] (S76) [SHL, Minnesota    | 31 W | 32 L | 3 OTL | 65 PTS | 13th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.] (S77) [SHL, Minnesota    | 40 W | 21 L | 5 OTL | 85 PTS | 6th in Reg. Season | Out in Conf. Semis.] (S78) [SHL, Minnesota    | 27 W | 32 L | 4 OTL | 61 PTS | 13th in Reg. Season| Out in Conf. Quarter.] ________________ ★ Career Stats - Totals ★ [WJC, ICE, United States | 28 W | 28 L | 3 OTL  | 2 Gold | 0 Silver | 1 Bronze] [SHL, Minnesota          | 125 W | 125 L | 16 OTL  | 0 GM Awards | 0 President's Trophies | 0 Challenge Cups ] ________________

I'd give everyone in the league a lower score in supply side economics, because I'm Paul Krugman and I know what I'm talking about and it should be lower.

Lancer Frappé would not add or remove anyone else's attributes but he would give himself the xfactor of puck tracking, having the ability to follow the puck through all the players to help him predict where it will end up

My player would develop an extreme glove hand. This ability will make my glove hand side unbeatable but my blocker side now becomes a super weakness. Which means I will have to just skate to the right side of the net and use only my glove.

Big props to OrbitingDeath for the sig

River's hidden stat will be sheer, unadulterated charisma. She applies a passive negative stat penalty to any female players on the other team, who will be too wowed by her lesbian aura to play as effectively as they otherwise would have. The strength of this aura is doubled during June.

DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION.

I do my best work in the ISFL, go find me there.

My player is going to be like unreasonably fast. Remember in the old NHL when Chara was just faster than everyone becasue he was 9 feet tall? I'd be like that. Forehand backhand.

Rotticus Scott||LW||4x Challenge Cup, 4-Star Cup, WJC and IIHF Gold||S54||2k+ TPE ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats SMJHL Career Regular Season G: 35, A: 81, P: 116 PPG: .59 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats SMJHL Career Post-Season GP: 61 G: 17, A: 24, P: 38 PPG: .62 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Achievements 3x Conference Champion. 2x President's Trophy Winner WJC 2x Gold, Silver medal 4-Star Cup Champion S56 Ronan O'Keefe award winner (Top Playoff Scorer) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Statistics S57: G: 25 A: 34 P: 59 S58: G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 S59: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64 S60: G: 28 A: 41 P: *69* S61: G: 24 A: 40 P: 64 S62: G: 34 A: 49 P: 83 S63: G: 21 A: 42 P: 62 S64: G: 40 A: 26 P: 66 Totals: G:205 A: 297 P: 502 (.95 PPG) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Achievements Ryan Jesster Rookie of the Year S57 President's Trophy S57. S60 Challenge Cup Winner S56, S58, S61, S63 IIHF Gold Medal S57 (as GM), S58 as player Quad Gold Club
  Tommi Koivu || LD || S66 || 3x IIHF Gold|| 1900+ TPE

I would make player good at shooting and skating and make the rest of the stats as low as you can make em. I would want to be the ultimate meme charther.

I would add the braveheart xfactor which would allow Scottish players to not get injuried during a big hit (giving or receiving) this would allow anyone using myself or bubbles puff to play extremely recklessly without worrying about injuries