S59 SMJHL CW
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Pingy Pingu
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KELOWNA KNIGHTS
VS ANCHORAGE ARMADA The S59 SMJHL finals are upon us, and we will see the Kelowna Knights face off against the Achorage Armada for the Four-Star Cup. As is tradition, these finals will come with a bunch of TPE available for you guys, in the form of Championship Week! Here's how this will work: there are several tasks, each of which is worth varying amounts of TPE for putting in a little effort, for a maximum of 16 possible TPE total. You can complete them in any order and do as few or as many as you would like. ONLY S59 SMJHL ROOKIES (S60 SHL DRAFTEES) CAN EARN TPE FOR CW TASKS. If you signed after the trade deadline and are going into the S60 SMJHL Draft, that's not you. You may claim affiliation from an NSFL or PBE PT for 3 of your 16 TPE total. Code: Task #1 - 3 TPE Code: Task #3 - 2 TPE The Detroit Falcons have decided to hold their fan appreciation day on the first game of the next season. This day will have tickets at half price, and a whole bunch of events planned on gameday. During intermission, our team will be handing out special commemorative falcon mascot figures to each and every one of our beautiful fans. The figurine is very detailed, made of a strong polymer, and sits on a nice wooden base with our team name. The colour is very nice as well. There are many different shades of red on the falcon's feathers to show the beauty of our logo. Come down to the Detroit Falcons stadium and experience our fan appreciation day! Code: Task #8 - 3 TPE It has been a very interesting first season for Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq. He was a exciting prospect center drafted to a team that is stacked full of prime centers. The Detroit Falcons, already having good centremen, had to place Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq in one of the bottom lines. This means that he did not get to play up to his full potential. Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba had a pretty rookie-like season with 6 goals, 7 assists and 13 points total. This season has really been just a "get a feel of the league" season for Pingy. So this means Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq could very much be a star player lying in the shadows, he just doesn't have the stats to show for it yet. Monsieur Pingy should try to improve his scoring ability and stamina for the future. Once the opportunity arises, Pingy will be rising above it all. Code: Task #11 - 3 TPE Ah yes, the offseason. It was a wild ride for Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq. Coming from the Land of Gumba all the way to Detroit to play with the infamous Falcons. Pingy is well known among scouters and he has impressive skills that make him a good pick for any team that wants him. The SHL is always looking for speedy agile centers such as Monsieur Pingy. He will pack up and head to his home in Penguin Town. Pingy will be having a meal at his most favourite restaurant, Le Phoque for some fresh fish fillet. Since it is pretty much still wintery in Penguin Town, he will head south of the Land of Gumba to take a nice relaxing break golfing. Once it is almost time for the next season, Monsieur Pingy will head to his training facility at the Penguin Town Thrashers stadium and prepare to crush it on the ice! Code: Task #16 - Finals Trivia - 3 TPE (1 for participation, 0.5 for each correct response. Half TPE rounds up. >>>> LINK TO TRIVIA FORM <<<< oogley boogley Code: Task #17 - Milestones - Up to 3 TPE https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3049963 +1 TPE Code: Task #13 - 1-4 TPE I believe the best name among the SMJHL players is none other than Monsieur Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba Esq. This player has a very unique name that brings out all his qualities as a person. This name shows He embraces his penguin heritage, and how he hails from the Land of Gumba, as well as his importance in laying down the law as an esq. This is why this is the best name. ALL 16 CLAIMED GIMME GIMME "Bring back Pingy Pingu Lunga Gumba esq. And I mean bring him all the way back. I want every thread on this forum that involves even a modicum of salt to get razed to the ground by our most notorious shitposting penguin. I want every thunderdome to drown in ABAGABA spam and a signature that doesn't end. I want the userbase of this fine league to cower in terror, slinking about the forums and making as little noise as possible for fear of attracting the Shitpost Slenderman. When some poor immigrant from the NFL sim blunders into the forum and makes an angry post about how his player slipped to the early second round despite having done ALL the rookie tasks(!), let the veteran survivalists stare in horror and pity while the newbie rages. They will know it is only a matter of time before @Pingy Pingu descends upon his post like a ravening wolf and obliterates his tread, reducing it to a radioactive waste-dump of unintelligible spam. They will not interfere, for Pingy is our immune system. Because he can take it. Our Dark Knight of Shitposting" Sig credit to @WannabeFinn @JSS @Mordaciious @Mayuu @TommySalami Falcons banner credit to @karey |
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