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SEASON 18 SHL AWARDS SHOW!
#46

WELCOME AGAIN TO THE SEASON 18 SIMULATION HOCKEY LEAGUE AWARDS SHOW. I'M BRIAN [THE GOLDEN GOD] MORLEY AND I'LL BE YOUR HOST FOR THE EVENING'S FESTIVITIES. AS WE CLOSE IN ON THE START OF THE SHOW, LET'S TAKE SOME TIME YOU TAKE A LOOK AT THE AWARDS:

Challenge Cup: Fucking duh

Clarence S. Campbell Bowl: Winner of the Western Conference Finals
Prince of Wales Trophy: Winner of the Eastern Conference Finals
Presidents Trophy: Team that finishes the regular season with the most points

Sergei Karpotsov Trophy: Most Points by a player

Jay McDonald Trophy: Most goals by a player

Mike Honcho Trophy: Goalie with least goals against

Turd Ferguson Trophy: Most penality Minutes for fighting

RYAN JESSTER TROPHY: Awarded to the best rookie

Aidan Richan Trophy: Awarded to the comeback player of the year

JEFF DAR TROPHY: Awarded to the best two-way player

JJ KREVER AWARD: Awarded to the best GM

DAMIAN LITTLETON TROPHY: Awarded to the player most dedicated to the league

Anton Razov Trophy: Awarded to the playoff MVP.

JOHN MCBRIDE TROPHY: Awarded to the Best Goalie

SCOTT STEVENS TROPHY: Awarded to the best defenseman

SARMAD KHAN TROPHY: Awarded to the MVP as voted by the players

Who will win all these shits? Well stand the fuck by and find out, NEXT!!!!

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#47

i am in the basement! because that is the best place :ph34r:

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Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Riot Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - Wolfpack New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Rage Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Jets Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Stampede Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Whalers Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - Scarecrows St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl Platoon Panthers Dragons Riot Wolfpack *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl Dragons Riot Rage Stampede Jets Wolfpack *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
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#48

Sterling Slade for McBride

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#49

Is there an award for the most invisible player?

I doubt any of you could even guess what team I was on.

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#50

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Let's kick this shit off, shall we? WELCOME!!!!! [Fireworks, pyrotechnics] THIS IS THE SHL AWARDS SHOW AND WE ARE LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE [Bruce Buffer voice]. Please find your fucking seats immediately or you'll be tazed into submission.


I'd first like to start out by giving a big CONGRATULATIONS to the Season 18 SHL Challenge Cup Champions, the
SEATTLE RIOT!!!!!!! Truly a cindarella story for these studs. Went from rags to riches, and shit up all the bitches. That's swag to the max.

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#51

Quote:Originally posted by Boomcheck@Jul 6 2014, 01:03 AM
Is there an award for the most invisible player?

I doubt any of you could even guess what team I was on.

Rage ?

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Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Riot Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - Wolfpack New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Rage Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Jets Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Stampede Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Whalers Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - Scarecrows St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl Platoon Panthers Dragons Riot Wolfpack *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl Dragons Riot Rage Stampede Jets Wolfpack *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
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#52

Just go ahead and give me the Razov

S2, S5, S18, S22 Challenge Cup Champion
Hall Of Famers: (S7) Alex Reay | (S28) Daniel Merica


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#53

Chris McZ is winning all the awards, right?
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#54

Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Jul 6 2014, 01:06 AM
Chris McZ is winning all the awards, right?

no! only the Goalie Awards :ph34r:

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Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Riot Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - Wolfpack New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Dragons Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)
S34 - Rage Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Jets Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Stampede Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Whalers Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - Scarecrows St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl Platoon Panthers Dragons Riot Wolfpack *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl Dragons Riot Rage Stampede Jets Wolfpack *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!
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#55

The Sergei Karpotsov Trophy is awarded every season the the player who amasses the most points. The sheer skill and abilities of this player finally showed through with his break out season, and I have no doubt he'll be back to his scoring ways again in Season 19.


The Sergei Karpotsov Trophy goes to.....

























KYLE KEENAN!!!! Congrats buddy! Towel

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#56

Quote:Originally posted by gorlab@Jul 6 2014, 01:12 AM
I am here with the finest bottle of aged Latvian wine that Kriss gave me for Christmas.

That was not wine ........... We call it "kandža" or "jumta nonesējs" ! It it moonshine with about 80% pure alcohol...



I don't remeber when I gave you that.... I must be totally wasted that day
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#57

Quote:Originally posted by Cap'n Merica@Jul 5 2014, 06:05 PM
Just go ahead and give me the Razov

:ph34r:

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#58

Quote:Originally posted by kikish18@Jul 5 2014, 06:08 PM


That was not wine ........... We call it "kandža" or "jumta nonesējs" ! It it moonshine with about 80% pure alcohol...



I don't remeber when I gave you that.... I must be totally wasted that day
Blink

no wonder I couldn't drive after 2 shots.
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#59

The second award of the night is the Jay McDonald Trophy, which is awarded to the player who scores the most goals in a season. This year we had a tie, so sharing the award this year will be...






























Phil "The Thrill" Schenn, and Chris "Kickings of to many faces" McZehrl!!!!!!!!!! Congrats gentlemen. Towel

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#60

Quote:Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl@Jul 5 2014, 04:04 PM


Rage ?

Free Agency. GG

Congrats Keenan.

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