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mee · 10-13-2020, 02:33 PM

ISFL Affliate

*slothfacekilla* · 10-13-2020, 03:13 PM

ISFL PT

Zema · 10-13-2020, 03:17 PM

The Alexander Oscarsson chainsaw. A Chainsaw designed in Maine, for America. A chainsaw built upon the excellent experience and opinion of the timbermen from Maine, with the added flair, touch and details from the Sweden born Alex. This chainsaw will be the official chainsaw for the Timbersports Junior World Championsships, where the best up and coming talents in Timbersports will compete for the crown in his native Sweden.

And as a special, for anyone that works as a lumberjack or use the chainsaw on the daily will be getting the deluxe edition for the same prize. This edition features a signature by the Maine Timber captain as as well as a portrait. You will also get 4 tickets to a game of your choosing, this season or next. This includes a free pre-match buffet ticket worth $15!
As if that wasn't enough, you will also gain entry into the lottery for one of mr. Oscarssons used sticks after the season has ended. A deal like this just can't go to waste!

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Tate · 10-13-2020, 03:45 PM

In terms of a subsciption service sponsorship, Knox Booth was approached by Sirius Satellite Radio for a new channel they're offering based on SHL Hockey. The show is going to be called, "In the Booth," and part of the opening intro for each show will include Knox Booth's voice queuing up the show and introducing the hosts of the weekly radio show. The hockey based show will feature updates on the league as well as it will discuss various rumors that are being heard behind the scenes. Knox Booth will also be a special guest who will appear quarterly on the show to discuss his career and his experiences of being a member of the Los Angeles Panthers. The show will be based out of Los Angeles but will not strictly focus on that market and instead will talk about all the teams, all the time. The show is expected to be an instant hit with the SHL fans and one in which will be proud to have Knox Booth's support.

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Loganjj21 · 10-13-2020, 04:19 PM

Young logo service and sponsorship that he is apart of is kids birthday parties if you book the local crew with the inflatable slide package theres a chance Logo will show up and do a meet and greet with the kids and parents. if you include there food catering service he will autographs where he will signed used plates and napkins for a low rate. if you get the super package logo will auction off a jersey at the birthday party and he might even sign it but if he does its expected you provide beverages whether it be liquor or beer because when you play hockey at a high level you need to stay sauced. Another addition is that if logo gets to drunk the kids parents will either have to drive him home or pay for the uber because times are tough now a days. so book with st louis birthdays today for an exciting chance to meet young logo

Moreorless89 · 10-13-2020, 04:41 PM

Hey there, Luffy Richard here. You might remember me as the winger for the Vancouver Whalers who likes to get rowdy on the ice by smashing every opponent into the boards. Well, I'm here to talk to you about the source of my rowdiness, and that is Rowdy Ramen, the spiciest ramen in all the land. A couple of mouthfuls of Rowdy Ramen and you will be steaming mad and ready to go. The blend of virile spices gives me the pep in my step, the mustard on my bagel, the viniger on my chips, and oon to my Goon. Now, Rowdy Ramen has asked me to talk to you, the common folk, about the benefits of Rowdy Ramen, and the new delivery service that will bring you the spiciest bowls of ramen pipping hot. That is right, ramen right on your doorstep. Now, if you're feeling down, lackluster, low-energy, and a million other maliferous maladies, Rowdy Ramen will perk you right up.

If life has got you down, and your favotire scooter drowned--choose Rowdy Ramen!

Rancidbudgie · 10-13-2020, 05:05 PM

Antonescu, having travelled a lot in his career as a teenager, was recently approached by a company looking to to an international jersey subscription service. For the low price of 2,998 US dollars a year, you get a weekly delivery that includes a new jersey from a random ice hockey team in the world, as well as a small care package about the team, the community it represents, and an infographic on the team's history. These jerseys can come from all over the world, from many levels of play, including the NHL, SHL, SMJHL, AMJHL, PHL, MHL, KHL, EAHL, AHL, and much much more! They also are signed by at least one player from the team, sometimes more! By subscribing to this service, you get a quality jersey collection of teams that span the globe at various levels of play! Learn more about the game you love, and what it means to communities across the globe with JerseyDirect, and their new spokesperson Nicolae Antonescu. "I had all these jerseys anyways, so why not get the rest?"

Thank you to Ham and Sulo for the sigs!

KlusteR · 10-13-2020, 05:29 PM

Oh boy. You're asking an introverted minimalist to not only advertise a product, but also come up with the idea for a product himself?

In all honesty, as Markus is a noted audiophile, he would probably try to start a music distribution service, similar to a less glamourized version of Tidal. He would dedicate the platform to the underground scenes of different styles, mostly rock and metal in the early days for certain, but expanding more and more into other genres as time goes by. He feels as though there is always raw, undiscovered talent in this world - he should know, he was yet undrafted when he packed his bags for North America, and was able to snap up a backup role in Lethbridge at 18 years old, which lead to his soon-to-be amazing career path. And since the customers are usually right (in this kind of format, they would be), the redistribution for each listen on a song would be more than mere pennies on the dollar, as it is the case with other platforms - the app would function as the "label" for these artists, cutting the middle man, and helping out smaller artists at the same time.

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*roastpuff* · 10-13-2020, 05:31 PM

Magnus always fancied himself as a pretty good cook. With parents who operated a restaurant, if Magnus wasn't shooting pucks at the net he was behind the counter and in the kitchen helping. With the downtime that he has, Magnus has always liked cooking and messing around too - so it wasn't a surprise when he started offering to cook for his teammates in Winnipeg for the times where they weren't eating at the rink. This happened often enough that eventually it turned into a weekly meal prep thing when they weren't out on the road for a few games at a time, and Magnus decided to call it Magnus' Marvelous Meals, or MMM for short. The meals are approved by the team dietician, fairly tasty, and saves money for those players who aren't on amazingly luxurious contracts (looking at you, Mr. Seven Million Dollar Goalie @Geekusoid ). So far, roughly a third of the team have signed up, and the meals have been a hit! Magnus might not be threatening Hello Fresh any time soon, but the Winnipeg Jets are definitely eating better than before!

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StadiumGambler · 10-13-2020, 05:45 PM

Nick Brain's consumer brand would be Big Dick Nick's Big Dick Kicks. Shoe and footwear quality is an absolutely essential part of Nick Brain's life. He needs shoes to do dryland training, and he needs skates to, well, skate. So Nick would take a pitch for a company that prioritises comfort and functionality, with decent quality inexpensive materials, for a reasonable price.

The first model in the line would be the Big Brain Tacks, done in co-operation with CCM. It would feature a new default cut on the blade to enable the skates to glide easier across the ice, with a more jagged edge that digs into the ice easier (A special skate sharpener is encouraged.). There would also be a proiority on internal foot pads that countour perfectly to the average foot, and provides maximum comfort to protect the feet from long term wear and tear due to pressure. The design would be extremely basic and practical: no frills, no added expenses, and a proiority on functionality, matching the player in Nick Brain who endorses said skates. 50000 units are rumoured to be shipped to Manitoba and Ontario sportswear stores near you.

*AgentSmith630* · 10-13-2020, 05:49 PM

pt pass

st4rface · 10-13-2020, 05:51 PM

Aumy Jr. have always been a fan of Old Spice, so it's pretty understandable that he will be new face of this old brand. No more ripped naked guy on a horse - now it's a hockey player on skates and in Colorado Raptors jersey. Old Spice will make special campaign with Aumy Jr.'s own product - ''Old, but new Spice''.

Aumy Jr. will perform in multiple ads which will be on television, internet and even radio. New hockey player and face of Old Spice will even ask his teammates to join in ads. That will help to get up popularity for his team too.

Aumy Jr. will promote Old Spice and will ask people to purchase this amazing product. There will be even special week when you can buy one Old Spice product and get the same one for free - 1+1 type deal. New hockey player will promote his product on all of his social media too, so sales increases and it gets more popular.

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***Snussu*** · 10-13-2020, 05:59 PM

PBE PT

Rindiee · 10-13-2020, 06:20 PM

If any of you guys have been following the career of SLATT Potts you would know a couple things by now. 1. He is the most handsome devil in the entire Simulation Hockey League (Juniors included) 2. He is a SEX ICON, and is constantly trending towards the top of every big Porn website you can think of. 3. Every time he scores a goal women rip off their soaked panties and throw them onto to the ice for him, commonly known as the "Slatter hatter". The company representing Potts for a monthly subscription service is none other than OnlyFans. However, like most of your horny incels are probably already more than aware, when subscribing to an average persons OnlyFans you literally only get what you pay for. However, with a subscription to Potts' OnlyFans, you not only receive tickets to every home Texas Renegades game, but you also receive a home and away jersey of the one and one only SLATT Potts, as well as a blow-up sex doll (of Potts, duh). If that's not enough to convince you, you also get your normal run of the mill pictures, videos and anything else you sexed up demons may desire.

Kyamprac · 10-13-2020, 08:54 PM

Have you ever found yourself toe to toe with an angry Canada goose? Known for their aggressive habits, these creatures can be an awful force to be reckoned with. Being a Canadian, Sarah Burke is no stranger to being scared off a park bench by one those long-necked winged terrors. What a stressful way to end a hard day at practice! Distraught at the thought that other Canadians might have some trouble enjoying a beautiful sunny day feeding the ducks, playing some street hockey, or spending time with their kids at the park, Burke agreed to become the face of a new product -- Goose be Gone!

This product is available in a powder form or in a smaller convenient spray bottle. Goose approaching? Pull the patented Goose be Gone sprayer out of its holster and spray that thing right in the face. Relaxing on a park bench with geese nearby? Simply encircle the area with the powdered solution, creating a near-invisible barrier that'll stop every one of those murder chickens in their webby little tracks. Feel guilty about spraying a goose in the face or putting powder on the ground? Don't, the product is completely non-toxic and won't kill the bird, or hurt the environment.. it'll just deter that bugger long enough to stop him from ruining your day. Burke wouldn't have it any other way.

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