Written Task: A quality restaurant that makes food your player does not particularly care for (for example a Mexican restaurant which is by all accounts quite solid, but your player doesn't like Mexican food) is asking your player to do an ad spot for them. Do they agree? Why or why not? Describe the ad spot if you choose to do it!

Of course I agree, why does it matter that I do not like the food? As a professional I know the weight of my words and that success of a restaurant is only as good as its advertising. Since I run a now quite successful pub in Ireland, I would not go tell an establishment I will not do an ad for them just because I do not particularly care for Haitian Creyole cuisine. It might be that I have never had it prepared in a way that I would like it. So it behooves me to go out and try new experiences so my fans know that it is ok to be adventurous. You got to think of the kids out there or someone one day is going to write a piece on you that shames you to the entire world. I might be good at hockey now, but I want to look back and know that I did something. As for how I would make the ad? I will let my agent hash out those details. It will probably be something corny like, "This food slaps!" - Seamus O'Slapahan.

Phineas Gold || LW || Minnesota Monarchs/Manhattan Rage/Montreal Militia/Carolina Krakens 
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S49 SMJHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #13 OA, Montreal Militia
S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #14 OA, Manhattan Rage

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SMJHL Stats

S49 MTL |LW| GP: 50 G: 5 A: 9 +/-: -3 PIM: 23 HIT: 28 SB: 7 SHT: 85 FO%: 33.33%

S49 Four Star Cup Champion

S50 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 15 A: 26 +/-: +22 PIM: 22 HIT: 28 SB: 8 SHT: 112 FO%: 50.80%
S50 Four Star Cup Champion
S51 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 24 +/-: +19 PIM: 23 HIT: 63 SB: 11 SHT: 104 FO%: 49.22% #1 SNIPER IN LEAGUE
S51 Laurifer Cup
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SHL Stats
S52 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 12 A: 13 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 HIT:4 SB:13 SHT: 115 FO%: 17.33%
S52 MAN Division Champions; MAN Conference Champions; MAN Challenge Cup Champions
S53 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 18 A: 15 +/-: 21 PIM: 8 HIT:58 SB:29 SHT: 121 GR: 58
S54 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 +/-: 9 PIM: 38 HIT:80 SB:22 SHT: 133 GR: 58
S55 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 +/-: 14 PIM: 12 HIT:61 SB:31 SHT: 106 GR: 61
S56 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 18 +/-: 30 PIM: 15 HIT:65 SB:43 SHT: 158 GR: 57
S57 MAN |LW| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 +/-: 27 PIM: 15 HIT:102 SB:69 SHT: 204 GR: 61
S58 MAN |C| GP: 66 G: 27 A: 38 +/-: -11 PIM: 28 HIT:125 SB:75 SHT: 232 GR: 66
S59 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 34 A: 26 +/-: -4 PIM: 14 HIT:121 SB:75 SHT: 241 GR: 70
S60 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 40 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT:111 SB:91 SHT: 201 GR: 67
S61 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 20 A: 38 +/-: 16 PIM: 12 HIT:99 SB:67 SHT: 189 GR: 68
S62 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 19 A: 45 +/-: -11 PIM: 24 HIT:88 SB:79 SHT: 180 GR: 62
S63 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 14 A: 28 +/-: -33 PIM: 34 HIT:32 SB:66 SHT: 122 GR: 60
TOTAL || GP: 712 G: 258 A: 319 +/-: 74 PIM: 234 HIT: 946 SB:660 SHT: 1802

Seamus O'Slapahan || RD|| New England Wolfpack/Nevada Battleborn 
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S64 Free Agent - Signed with Nevada Battleborn
S65 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, Pick 27 OA, New England Wolfpack
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SMJHL Stats
S64 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 6 A: 14 +/-: 5 PIM: 14 HIT: 107 SB: 58 SHT: 95 DGR: 52
S65 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 29 +/-: 36 PIM: 12 HIT: 123 SB: 99 SHT: 164 DGR: 61
S66 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 34 +/-: 35 PIM: 28 HIT: 133 SB: 74 SHT: 191 DGR: 78
S66 Laurifer Trophy, 4-Star Cup
S67 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 9 A: 34 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT: 146 SB: 87 SHT: 197 DGR: 77
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SHL Stats
S68 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 7 A: 21 +/-: 23 PIM: 22 HIT: 50 SB: 114 SHT: 123 DGR: 70
S69 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 7 A: 22 +/-: 27 PIM: 26 HIT: 60 SB: 161 SHT: 132 DGR: 73
S70 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 26 +/-: 34 PIM: 43 HIT: 85 SB: 195 SHT: 167 DGR: 75
S70 NEW Challenge Cup Champions
S71 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 5 A: 42 +/-: 61 PIM: 27 HIT: 58 SB: 164 SHT: 179 DGR: 72
S72 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 61 +/-: 42 PIM: 57 HIT: 84 SB: 214 SHT: 215 DGR: 82
S73 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 22 A: 56 +/-: 59 PIM: 54 HIT: 80 SB: 232 SHT: 228 DGR: 82

Credit to Vulfzilla for the awesome render pic
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Opiton 1:
Well it is quite clear that Mänty isn't a fighting type and he has only had one fight during his junior career which he lost. But that is true for about three quarters of the SMJHL players, the part of not being the fighting type, not everyone having one lost fight. Still Mänty's strength is on higher end when it comes to the players in SMJHL so there is at least an opportunity to compensate for his lack of skill with the raw power he should have compared to most other players on the ice.

And if we are limited on our reactions to the situation and need to pick between instigating a fight (that Mänty could still likely lose to prove their point) or eating a chicked and posting that to their site, Mänty would definitely go for the later option as it just isn't his style to go raging around and hurting people, even his opponents, specially when instigating that fight would prove to the people who wrote the post that they got to his head and next time someone would be posting about how he couldn't even score an own goal.

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#10 Jani Mänty || Center || Finland || Hamilton Steelhawks
Great Falls Grizzlies Alumni
Hometown: Sonkajärvi, Finland
Height: 6ft 5in || Weight:222 lbs
----SMJHL Regular Season Stats----
5 Seasons | Total - 271 GP | 94 G | 118 A | 212 P | -48 | 385 HIT | 208 SB
4 Seasons | GFG - 264 GP | 92 G | 117 A | 209 P | -47 | 371 HIT | 200 SB
1 Season | ANC - 7 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | -1 | 14 HIT | 8 SB
----Career moments----
Elected as Captain of Great Falls Grizzlies for Season 75
Season 74 WJC Gold with Team Norden
Elected as Alternate Captain of Great Falls Grizzlies for Season 74
Season 73 WJC Bronze with Team Finland
Season 71 WJC Bronze with Team Finland
Drafted in 73th SHL draft #9 overall by Hamilton Steelhawks
Drafted in 72th SMJHL draft #2 overall by Great Falls Grizzlies
Joined Anchorage Armada as DFA for end of S71

#52 Björn Leppänen || Defence || Finland || Retired
Peak TPE 2225
Texas Renegades Alumni
Vancouver Whalers Alumni
Hometown: Parainen, Finland
Height: 5ft 11in || Weight:183 lbs
----SHL Regular Season Stats----
17 Sesons | TEX - 1026 GP | 147 G | 358 A | 505 P | +169 | 1684 HIT | 1348 SB
----SHL Playoff Stats----
12 Seasons | TEX - 123 GP | 10 G | 53 A | 63 P | +45 | 234 HIT | 168 SB
----SMJHL Regular Season Stats----
2 Seasons | VAN - 100 GP | 4 G | 19 A | 23 P | -21 | 171 HIT | 99 SB
----SMJHL Playoff Stats----
2 Seasons | VAN - 15GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +2 | 28 HIT | 14 SB
----IIHF Stats----
15 Seasons | FIN - 189 GP | 27 G | 50 A | 77 P | -21 | 364 HIT | 222 SB
----Career moments----
Season 64 IIHF Gold
Season 62 IIHF Gold
Season 62 Challenge Cup
Season 61 IIHF Bronze
Season 60 IIHF Best Defenceman
Season 59 Anton Razov Nominee
Season 59 Challenge Cup
Elected as Alternate Captain of Vancouver Whalers for Season 50
Drafted in 50th SHL draft #31 overall by Texas Renegades
Drafted in 49th SMJHL draft #27 overall by Vancouver Whalers
----Viljami Leppänen || Texas Renegades----
370-122-20 (S56-S63)
Season 62 Challenge Cup
Season 61 Joe McKeil Nominee
Season 61 Cole Reinhart Trophy
Season 59 Challenge Cup
Season 58 Joe McKeil Nominee
Season 58 Presidents Trophy
Season 56 Joe McKeil Award
Season 55 Joe McKeil Nominee
GM for Texas Renegades from S56 to S63
Intermid GM for Texas Renegades, most of the S55
Co-GM for Texas Renegades from S54 to S55
GM for Team Finland for S50 WJC
Co-GM for Team Finland for S49 WJC

ISFL Affil

Kiwi Söderberg-Snooks || RD || NL/NBB || Chicago Syndicate
Birthplace: Wellington, New Zealand
Height: 6' 6"
Weight: 225lbs
Number: 38
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S78 31OA in SMJHL Entry Draft - Nevada Battleborn

S78 WJC Team Czechia Player - Silver Medal

S79 6OA in SHL Entry Draft - Chicago Syndicate

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S78 - NBB || 66 GP || 5 G || 22 A || 27 P || 4 Wins || 81 PIMs

S79 - NBB || 66 GP || 6 G || 15 A || 21 P || 5 Wins || 86 PIMs

S80 - NBB || 66 GP || 3 G || 11 A || 14 P || 3 Wins || 37 PIMs

SHL Regular Season Stats

Conner Snooks || LW || PHI/EDM/NOLA/WPG || NBB || Retired

Birthplace: Swansea, Wales, UK

Height: 5' 10"

Weight: 190lbs

Number: 19

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S60 Undrafted FA - Nevada Battleborn

S60 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal

S61 13OA in SHL Entry Draft - Philadelphia Forge

S61 Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy - Most Underrated Player - Finalist

S62 WJC British Isles Player - Gold Medal

S64 Ryan Jesster Award - Best Rookie - Winner

S68 Made All-SHL 3rd Team

S69 Challenge Cup Winner

S69 IIHF Great Britain Player - Bronze Medal

S73 Challenge Cup Winner

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SMJHL Regular Season Stats

S60 - NBB || 66 GP || 11 G || 7 A || 18 P || -46 || 11:56 ATOI

S61 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 21 A || 49 P || -6 || 17:10 ATOI

S62 - NBB || 66 GP || 21 G || 22 A || 43 P || 1 || 16:58 ATOI

S63 - NBB || 66 GP || 28 G || 35 A || 63 P || 26 || 18:12 ATOI

SHL Regular Season Stats

S64 - PHI || 66 GP || 24 G || 18 A || 42 P || -1 || 18:42 ATOI

S65 - PHI || 66 GP || 27 G || 30 A || 57 P || 18 || 20:42 ATOI

S66 - PHI || 66 GP || 33 G || 38 A || 71 P || 5 || 19:15 ATOI

S67 - PHI || 66 GP || 37 G || 52 A || 89 P || 26 || 21:55 ATOI

S68 - PHI || 66 GP || 48 G || 51 A || 99 P || 35 || 21:30 ATOI

S69 - PHI || 66 GP || 38 G || 34 A || 72 P || 13 || 20:53 ATOI

S70 - EDM || 66 GP || 43 G || 53 A || 96 P || 6 || 21:16 ATOI

S71 - EDM || 66 GP || 29 G || 36 A || 65 P || 30 || 18:02 ATOI

S72 - EDM || 66 GP || 24 G || 40 A || 64 P || 43 || 16:43 ATOI

S73 - EDM || 66 GP || 22 G || 32 A || 54 P || 43 || 16:05 ATOI

S74 - NOLA || 66 GP || 31 G || 32 A || 63 P || 28 || 19:53 ATOI

S75 - NOLA || 66 GP || 19 G || 36 A || 55 P || 23 || 16:40 ATOI

S76 - NOLA || 66 GP || 18 G || 35 A || 53 P || 12 || 16:58 ATOI

S77 - WPG || 66 GP || 6 G || 23 A || 29 P || -8 || 18:12 ATOI

:AlerisApple: || co-GM Nevada Battleborn || S63 - S77

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S60 - WJC - Team British Isles Gold Medal

S61 - WJC - Team Young Guns Group Stage

S66 - WJC - Team British Isles First Round

S66 - NBB - SMJHL Regular Season 1st Place Finish

S66 - NBB - Nour Harrak Winner (Best GM Duo)

S66 - NBB - Four Star Cup Winner

S76 - WJC - Team Ice First Round

Adam Liebold will record the most savage chicken diss video the world has ever seen. He will fill a table will every type of chicken you can imagine, chicken wings, boneless and bone in, chicken tenders, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, baked chicken, roasted chicken, chicken noodle soup, cream of chicken soup, chicken wings, chicken thighs, chicken breasts, canned chicken, chicken sausage, every chicken food you can imagine. he will then proceed to pan the camera over to a coop of chickens all forced to watch as he devours every morsel of chicken product on that table. Mean while the chicken dance will be playing in the background on repeat. This will demoralize the chicken, it will take away thier will to fight. He will then call on his friend Marshall Mathers AKA Eminem to wrap with him. This will be the most disrespectful and savage rap anyone has every seen. The chickens will never be able to show thier faces in public again.

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ISFL Affiliate

option 2

Leonard Wood of the Colorado Raptors would gladly agree to doing an advertisement spot for a restaurant he likes and also doesn't like. It does not matter to him one bit. It's a long career and he needs to make money off of his temporary stardom while he can. Leonard would even go as far as pretending to like the food given to him. However, he would decline doing an advertisement for a restaurant if it does not align with his morals or beliefs. If a restaurant discriminates against race or by sexuality for instance, he'd refuse to do that ad spot. But if all it came down to was a disagreement in tastes in food, it would be no problem whatsoever. Just because he doesn't like a particular food doesn't mean it's not good and that someone else wouldn't enjoy it. So do not hesitate to book Leonard Wood for any ad spots you can think of. It doesn't hurt to ask and he would love to make some more money!

Sunrise would naturally reject the idea of participating in an ad about something he's not familiar with. He considers himself rather well-off so he really wouldn't need to participate in something like it and as such, there's no reason to take part in such an endeavour. He would, however, wish them the best of luck on their quest to... satisfy the wishes of those keen on Mexican cuisine.

He would also refuse the opportunity to try their food out. He's not exactly keen on anything too spicy to begin with and he usually has things without much preparation or fanfare. The idea of trying Mexican food isn't bad per se but wouldn't fit with his usual standards and he would rather not create a senseless conflict over something so small like personal preference. Them's the breaks, I suppose? Hope they don't mind it. But hey, good on them for trying, at least.

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Former Players: Yoshimitsu McCloud (LW, #64) -
Won a Four Star Cup once, knew ninjutsu, picture editors hated him, never tried free agency
Anton Harrier (LW, #90) -
Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR

Firstly, Mads after hearing such news would simply smile and reminisce about his past life as a paladin that always fought right until the end. Second, he would not indulge in the fight bait as instigating a fight would only cause his team to take a penalty and be hurt by it. so logically he would go to the nearest chicken joint, a very peaceful Popeyes, and order some chicken. From here he would have a teammate come and take a video of him punching the piece of chicken. McBride has never been one to back down from a fight and being as fighting the other team could hurt his he would simply then fight the chicken drumstick. It would be a duel of epic proportions. Upon his victory and I assure you he would win; he would then eat the drumstick and be disgusted because he hates most chicken places in general.

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Apollo Seaborne #16 || D || Maine Timber
Position: D
Country: Canada
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SMJHL Career Statistics:
S79-S?? | GP: 77 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: +10 | BS: 86 | H: 149
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SHL Career Statistics:
S?? | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 00 | H:00
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Career Playoff Statistics:
SHL | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P: 00 | +/-: 00 | S: 000
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Career IIHF Statistics:
CAN | GP: 00 | G: 00 | A: 00 | P:00 | +/-: 0 | S: 000
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Awards / Accomplishments:
Drafted 29th OA to Maine Timber (S80)
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LARGEST PUNISHMENT IN SHL HISTORY

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https://probaseballexperience.jcink.net/...t&p=663022

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Officially, Jarrod Lakemore is 2-0 in his career in fights, so this seems like an odd take to him. On the other hand, it is a very low number of fights and the article suggests Lakemore has never actually fought anyone of similar size and physicality as him. Certainly it is true that he drops the gloves rather sparingly, but his record speaks for itself. Including juniors, he is indeed 4-0 in fights and ultimately does not feel the need to dignify this piece with a serious rebuttal. So instead, he treats his teammates to lunch at Duff's Famous Wings, one of the best wing spots in Buffalo. He decides to take on the best that chickens have to offer, ordering a plate of "Death Sauce" wings. Unfortunately his palate is no match for the ludicrous heat of these wings and his teammates happily take a picture of him red in the face, covered in sweat as he struggles to take on the spicy challenge. So in the end, it seems they are right. Jarrod Lakemore would lose a fight to a chicken. (186 words)

 S68 - Jarrod Lakemore - C

What can I say? Except...Know your role... And I know my role... I'm here to do one thing...and one thing only.... and that's score some GNARLY GOALS... And thats my job, maybe you know make a pretty looking pass here and there but for the most part goals are my job and I'm perfectly okay with that. But I can't be doing my job if I'm stuck in the sin bin because I thought it'd be okay to play tough guy out there and try to be something that I'm not because some pylon on the other team wants to take my head off because I'm better than his whole team. Being a fighter in this game I love which just so happens to be my job, is not for me, its not my role, I have teammates on my team who would be MORE than happy enough to fight you because you've got a problem with me, is that cowardly? Probably but I'll try to think about that after I've tucked a few against your dust goalie

GM OF THE NEW ENGLAND WOLFPACK

Jacques Hammer || W || New England WolfPack || New England GM ||
Name: Jacques Hammer 

TPE:1405

Age: 25
Birthplace: Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Height: 6'0 
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 43
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Career Statistics:

SHL Regular Season:

S70 | 66 GP | 15 G | 36 A | 51 P | 148 SOG | 9+- | 52 PIM | 77 H |

S71 | 66 GP | 22 G | 39 A | 61 P | 182 SOG | 47+- | 24 PIM | 137 H |

S72 | 66 GP | 23 G | 53 A | 76 P | 192 SOG | 38+- | 26 PIM | 134 H |

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SHL Playoffs

S70 | 28 GP | 10 G | 17 A | 27 P | 56 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 39 H | 

S71 | 9 GP | 5 G | 4 A | 9 P | 34 SOG | 16+- | 6 PIM | 14 H | 

S72 | 21 GP | 10 G | 11 A | 21 P | 52 SOG | -4+- | 8 PIM | 37 H | 

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SMJHL Regular Season:
S66 | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | 76 SOG | -54+- | 28 PIM | 157 H |

S67 | 66 GP | 29 G | 33 A | 62 P | 189 SOG | -22+- | 32 PIM | 213 H |

S68 | 66 GP | 36 G | 23 A | 59 P | 193 SOG | -20+- | 26 PIM | 123 H |

S69(nice) | 66 GP | 31 G | 41 A | 72 P | 202 SOG | 8+- | 32 PIM | 112 H |

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SMJHL Playoffs

S67 | 5 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | 12 SOG | -6 +- | 6 PIM | 15 H |

S69(nice) | 10 GP | 7 G | 4 A | 11 P | 29 SOG | 4+- | 4 PIM | 21 H |

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General Manager Statistics

S67 |KEL| 23 W| 35 L | 8 OTL |

S68 |KEL| 23 W| 35 L | 8 OTL |

S69(nice) |KEL| 42 W| 19 L | 5 OTL |

S70 |KEL| 31 W| 28 L | 7 OTL |

S71 |NEW| 0 W| 0 L | 0 OTL |

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Trophy Case/Achievements

Drafted 4th Overall by Kelowna Knights S66

Drafted 17th Overall by New England Wolfpack S67

S67, S68 & S69(nice) SMJHL All-star team

Kelowna Captain Season 67-69(nice)

S67 2nd All time Kelowna Hits (213)

S68 3rd All time Kelowna Goals (36)

S69(nice) 3rd All time Kelowna Points (72)

S70 Challenge Cup Winner in rookie season

      

Option 2

Yes it is a true fact that N'Zola is more productive on the offensive end rather than to the defensive end but to call him a chickenshit who would lose a fight to one tops it all. An agreement was made with the sports director for an opening show where Georg would fight a rubber chicken on center ice right before the puck drop. They had a long negotiations would it be a live one or a rubber one, but due to animal cruelty accusations they happily agreed on the rubber chicken, which only boosts this act's meme-worthyness even further. So when the day came, he put on his war face, painted his cheekbones and fought the chicken gloriously - and to finish up the opening show, Georg yells into the mic "Folks, dont forget to tenderize your chicken before cooking. Sponsored by: (whichever radio station or a sports analyst called him out for not being able to fight a chicken even if his life depended on it"

Meo Vanbiesbrouck | G | Buffalo | Class of 74 | 1112 TPE
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