Just got in. I even faced the possibility of slipping on ice and getting paralysed to shovel my neighbour's sidewalk. I am a real tough guy, I should write a novella about it and post it on SHL.
JackCross
Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Nov 24 2015, 10:00 PMJust got in. I even faced the possibility of slipping on ice and getting paralysed to shovel my neighbour's sidewalk. I am a real tough guy, I should write a novella about it and post it on SHL.
Is there character growth, a moral, and lesson to be learned for the experience?
Seriously gorlab, what the fuck do you even do for a living? The only thing I ever seen you do is brag about how much you have done for this site. But what have you even done that a 15 year old kid would not have been able to do? Count up some numbers? Make a few pretty pictures? You've done nothing. You are sad dude. Remember that time you tried to teach the league a lesson by up and leaving all your jobs and you were replaced by competent people over night? You think you are the glue to this site but if you left absolutely nothing would change. The only thing you are good for on this site anymore is putting people down for calling you out to be the whinny little pissoff that you are.
I'm sorry you caught some feelings over whatever it is. But grow up man, you act like a spoiled baby.
Quote: Originally posted by JackCross @Nov 24 2015, 08:01 PM
No. I just want everyone on an online sim hockey forum to acknowledge my heroic toughness.
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Quote: Originally posted by BeanSobie @Nov 24 2015, 08:02 PMSeriously gorlab, what the fuck do you even do for a living? The only thing I ever seen you do is brag about how much you have done for this site. But what have you even done that a 15 year old kid would not have been able to do? Count up some numbers? Make a few pretty pictures? You've done nothing. You are sad dude. Remember that time you tried to teach the league a lesson by up and leaving all your jobs and you were replaced by competent people over night? You think you are the glue to this site but if you left absolutely nothing would change. The only thing you are good for on this site anymore is putting people down for calling you out to be the whinny little pissoff that you are.
Don't you have a 7'6" mental patient who wants to kill you to diffuse?
JackCross
Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Nov 24 2015, 10:02 PM
So a real heroes quest.
Write it up. Pad the bank account.
Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Nov 24 2015, 09:04 PMDon't you have a 7'6" mental patient who wants to kill you to diffuse?
You aren't even a good troll anymore
Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Nov 24 2015, 05:54 PMTell me how many times you risked your life as a rent-a-cop today, BeanSobie.
Hey buddy! Let's play a little game called: Fill in the blanks!
You should probably just leave the site because _______1________, and ______2______ !
I'm just looking out for your best interests. You should probably stay out of the Podcast scene as well because it's well documented now league-wide that ___3____ .
With that being said, have a splendid day and don't forget: _____4_____ !!!
Fill in the blanks here
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Take this lover's quarrel to the thunderdome, not in here.
Guy Incognito - D - #24Season 76
Guy Incognito || D || Texas Renegades || 1257 TPE Name: Guy Incognito Age: 33 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131] S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170] S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123] S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119] S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125] Career|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13] S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16] S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16] S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18] S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27] Career|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1) S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2) S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1) S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1) S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy S73: Won Alex Light Trophy Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze) Won 1 IIHF Medal (Gold) Peak TPE count: 1257 ------------------------------------------------------------ Damian Littleton || D || Retired Name: Damian Littleton Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals) S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals) S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals) S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs) S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: GM of the Winnipeg Jets ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy ------------------------------------------------------------ Lance Uppercut || D || Retired Name: Lance Uppercut Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54] Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19] Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals) S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals) S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs) S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals) S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy ------------------------------------------------------------ Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein Age: 25 Height: 6'5" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52] Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2] Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals) S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals) S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs) S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award ------------------------------------------------------------ Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired Name: Hercules Rockefeller Age: 27 Height: 5'11" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1] S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1] Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0] S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0] Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final) S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals) S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs) S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals) S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs) S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals) S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card) S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card) S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42) S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze) ------------------------------------------------------------ Rock Strongo || C || Retired Name: Rock Strongo Age: 30 Height: 6'3" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8] S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18] S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29] Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2] S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2] S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2] Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2) S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2) S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1) S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs) S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1) S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1) S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals) S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1) S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze) Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze) Peak TPE count: 2106 ------------------------------------------------------------
Can I say ***** there without Maxy Pm'ing me officially worded league warnings?
Quote: Originally posted by BeanSobie @Nov 24 2015, 08:05 PM
He seems to do a damn fine job of riling everybody up.
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Quote: Originally posted by Dangles13 @Nov 24 2015, 09:07 PM
Gorlab gets the cheap heat, but he's good at it.
Quote: Originally posted by Dangles13 @Nov 24 2015, 09:07 PM
No one's even riled up. I just asked him a serious question. What has he done for this site that your average high schooler couln't take care of? Fuck, most middle schoolers could do as much good for this league as gorlab's ever done. All it takes is time and a willingness to not do anything productive with your life.
Allen
Quote: Originally posted by BeanSobie @Nov 24 2015, 10:13 PM
bruh, he made a spreadsheet. c'mon. we've been over this.
Quote: Originally posted by Allen @Nov 24 2015, 10:15 PM
He deleted that spreadsheet, though! So does it even count?
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