Just got in. I even faced the possibility of slipping on ice and getting paralysed to shovel my neighbour's sidewalk. I am a real tough guy, I should write a novella about it and post it on SHL.
JackCross Registered
S11, S19, S25 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Nov 24 2015, 10:00 PM
Just got in. I even faced the possibility of slipping on ice and getting paralysed to shovel my neighbour's sidewalk. I am a real tough guy, I should write a novella about it and post it on SHL.
Is there character growth, a moral, and lesson to be learned for the experience?
Seriously gorlab, what the fuck do you even do for a living? The only thing I ever seen you do is brag about how much you have done for this site. But what have you even done that a 15 year old kid would not have been able to do? Count up some numbers? Make a few pretty pictures? You've done nothing. You are sad dude. Remember that time you tried to teach the league a lesson by up and leaving all your jobs and you were replaced by competent people over night? You think you are the glue to this site but if you left absolutely nothing would change. The only thing you are good for on this site anymore is putting people down for calling you out to be the whinny little pissoff that you are.
I'm sorry you caught some feelings over whatever it is. But grow up man, you act like a spoiled baby.
Quote: Originally posted by JackCross @Nov 24 2015, 08:01 PM
Is there character growth, a moral, and lesson to be learned for the experience?
No. I just want everyone on an online sim hockey forum to acknowledge my heroic toughness.
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Quote: Originally posted by BeanSobie @Nov 24 2015, 08:02 PM
Seriously gorlab, what the fuck do you even do for a living? The only thing I ever seen you do is brag about how much you have done for this site. But what have you even done that a 15 year old kid would not have been able to do? Count up some numbers? Make a few pretty pictures? You've done nothing. You are sad dude. Remember that time you tried to teach the league a lesson by up and leaving all your jobs and you were replaced by competent people over night? You think you are the glue to this site but if you left absolutely nothing would change. The only thing you are good for on this site anymore is putting people down for calling you out to be the whinny little pissoff that you are.
I'm sorry you caught some feelings over whatever it is. But grow up man, you act like a spoiled baby.
Don't you have a 7'6" mental patient who wants to kill you to diffuse?
JackCross Registered
S11, S19, S25 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Nov 24 2015, 10:02 PM
No. I just want everyone on an online sim hockey forum to acknowledge my heroic toughness.
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So a real heroes quest.
Write it up. Pad the bank account.
Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Nov 24 2015, 09:04 PM
Don't you have a 7'6" mental patient who wants to kill you to diffuse?
You aren't even a good troll anymore
Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Nov 24 2015, 05:54 PM
Tell me how many times you risked your life as a rent-a-cop today, BeanSobie.
Validate yourself to me some more.
Hey buddy! Let's play a little game called: Fill in the blanks!
You should probably just leave the site because _______1________, and ______2______ !
I'm just looking out for your best interests. You should probably stay out of the Podcast scene as well because it's well documented now league-wide that ___3____ .
With that being said, have a splendid day and don't forget: _____4_____ !!!
Fill in the blanks here
04-14-2020, 09:49 PM bluesfan55 Wrote: 28 is old you fucking moron
Leafs4ever Owner
S1, S7, S19, S25, S45, S49, S65 Challenge Cup Champion
Take this lover's quarrel to the thunderdome, not in here.
Guy Incognito - D - #24
Tampa Bay Barracuda
Season 81
0-0-0
Regular Season - [G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]
Guy Incognito || D || Tampa Bay Barracuda || 1927 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
S77|Renegades|[G 4] [A 17] [Pts 21] [+/- +26] [PIM 28] [Hits 43] [SB 179]
S78|Renegades|[G 6] [A 31] [Pts 37] [+/- +39] [PIM 42] [Hits 66] [SB 128]
S79|Renegades|[G 8] [A 21] [Pts 29] [+/- -2] [PIM 42] [Hits 69] [SB 156]
S80|Renegades|[G 15] [A 33] [Pts 48] [+/- +13] [PIM 67] [Hits 79] [SB 168]
Career|[G 40] [A 115] [Pts 155] [+/- +103] [PIM 215] [Hits 294] [SB 756]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
S77|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +7] [PIM 2] [Hits 14] [SB 57]
S78|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +4] [PIM 4] [Hits 15] [SB 43]
S79|Renegades|[G 1] [A 6] [Pts 7] [+/- +3] [PIM 8] [Hits 14] [SB 38]
S80|Renegades|[G 4] [A 6] [Pts 10] [+/- +5] [PIM 10] [Hits 16] [SB 62]
Career|[G 9] [A 24] [Pts 33] [+/- +17] [PIM 26] [Hits 63] [SB 227]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S77|Renegades|44-18-4 - 92pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S78|Renegades|48-15-3 - 99pts (Western Conference Finals)
S79|Renegades|44-21-1 - 89pts (Western Conference Finals)
S80|Renegades|38-24-4 - 80pts (Western Conference Finals)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
S81: Traded from TEX to BAP to TBB
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Won 3 IIHF Medals (3 Gold)
Peak TPE count: 1927
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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Can I say ***** there without Maxy Pm'ing me officially worded league warnings?
Quote: Originally posted by BeanSobie @Nov 24 2015, 08:05 PM
You aren't even a good troll anymore
He seems to do a damn fine job of riling everybody up.
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Quote: Originally posted by Dangles13 @Nov 24 2015, 09:07 PM
He seems to do a damn fine job of riling everybody up. )
Gorlab gets the cheap heat, but he's good at it.
Quote: Originally posted by Dangles13 @Nov 24 2015, 09:07 PM
He seems to do a damn fine job of riling everybody up. )
No one's even riled up. I just asked him a serious question. What has he done for this site that your average high schooler couln't take care of? Fuck, most middle schoolers could do as much good for this league as gorlab's ever done. All it takes is time and a willingness to not do anything productive with your life.
Allen Registered
S36, S38 Challenge Cup Champion
Quote: Originally posted by BeanSobie @Nov 24 2015, 10:13 PM
No one's even riled up. I just asked him a serious question. What has he done for this site that your average high schooler couln't take care of? Fuck, most middle schoolers could do as much good for this league as gorlab's ever done. All it takes is time and a willingness to not do anything productive with your life.
bruh, he made a spreadsheet. c'mon. we've been over this.
Quote: Originally posted by Allen @Nov 24 2015, 10:15 PM
bruh, he made a spreadsheet. c'mon. we've been over this.
He deleted that spreadsheet, though! So does it even count?