Lol

May the harvest be with you, young spud.

Jedi could have 1 TPE and still improve any team

Jackson Rogers-Tanaka || RETIRED || #17 || Hall of Fame
ジャクソンロジャースタナカ
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Name: Jackson Rogers-Tanaka
Age: 28
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 243 lbs
Birthplace: Kadena Air Base, Okinawa, Japan
Place of Residence: Oslo, Norway and Edmonton, AB, Canada
<OPTION>Number: 17[/pbl]
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<OPTION>[REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS][/pbl]
S19 [KEL] GP:40 G:03 A:19 P:22 PIM:46 HIT:45 SB:27 P/M:-13    
S20 [KEL] GP:40 G:04 A:27 P:31 PIM:65 HIT:71 SB:48 P/M:-08
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S21 [EDM] GP:52 G:04 A:21 P:25 PIM:27 HIT:63 SB:47 P/M:+01
S22 [EDM] GP:52 G:11 A:20 P:31 PIM:53 HIT:99 SB:50 P/M:+06
S23 [EDM] GP:52 G:05 A:29 P:34 PIM:39 HIT:78 SB:71 P/M:+04
S24 [EDM] GP:52 G:05 A:27 P:32 PIM:41 HIT:79 SB:52 P/M:-10
S25 [EDM] GP:50 G:06 A:27 P:33 PIM:37 HIT:84 SB:58 P/M:+05
S26 [EDM] GP:50 G:05 A:27 P:32 PIM:78 HIT:78 SB:67 P/M:-01
S27 [EDM] GP:50 G:12 A:29 P:41 PIM:54 HIT:54 SB:66 P/M:+13
S28 [EDM] GP:50 G:15 A:32 P:47 PIM:02 HIT:17 SB:63 P/M:+07
S29 [EDM] GP:50 G:10 A:36 P:46 PIM:12 HIT:29 SB:64 P/M:+04
S30 [EDM] GP:50 G:15 A:36 P:51 PIM:22 HIT:46 SB:64 P/M:+09
S31 [EDM] GP:50 G:11 A:26 P:37 PIM:06 HIT:15 SB:71 P/M:+21
[[TOTAL]] GP:558 G:99 A:310 P:409 PIM:371 HIT:642 SB:673 P/M:+61
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[POST-SEASON STATISTICS]
S19 [KEL] GP:06 G:01 A:07 P:08 PIM:04 HIT:08 SB:05 P/M:-02
S20 [KEL] GP:17 G:01 A:16 P:17 PIM:36 HIT:36 SB:18 P/M:+06
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S21 [EDM] GP:07 G:01 A:02 P:03 PIM:06 HIT:05 SB:08 P/M:+03
S22 [EDM] GP:12 G:03 A:04 P:07 PIM:06 HIT:13 SB:07 P/M:+01
S23 [EDM] GP:20 G:03 A:13 P:16 PIM:30 HIT:26 SB:08 P/M:+02
<OPTION>S24 [EDM] N/A[/pbl]
S25 [EDM] GP:05 G:02 A:02 P:04 PIM:08 HIT:10 SB:04 P/M:-06
<OPTION>S26 [EDM] N/A[/pbl]
S27 [EDM] GP:06 G:00 A:03 P:03 PIM:04 HIT:07 SB:06 P/M:-05
S28 [EDM] GP:17 G:04 A:11 P:15 PIM:00 HIT:03 SB:24 P/M:+05
[[[TOTAL]]]  GP:67 G:13 A:35 P:48 PIM:54 HIT:64 SB:57 P/M:+00
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[AWARDS AND HONORS]
Appointed Alternate Captain for KEL S19
Selected to S19 SMJHL Super Series Rookie Team
S19 KEL Laurifer Winners (Best SMJHL Record)
S19 Trevor Smith Award Winner (KEL Playoff MVP)
Appointed Captain of KEL S20
S20 Miikka Granlund Award Winner (KEL Leadership Award)
S20 Ron Bolt Finalist (SMJHL Sportsmanship Award)
Named Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard in S23
S25 IIHF Best Defenseman
S27 SHL All-Star
S27 Stevens Award Nominee
Namesake for Most Dedicated Award (KEL Award)
Jersey Number 17 Honored by Kelowna Knights
S28 Challenge Cup Champion
S28 Sarmad Khan Nominee
S28 Stevens Award Nominee
S28 SHL All-Star
S29 Ranked T-9th in SHL's Top 100 Players
S29 SHL All-Star
S29 IIHF Silver Medalist (Norway)
S30 SHL All-Star
S31 Ranked 7th in SHL's Top 100 Players
S31 IIHF Bronze Medalist
Retired as Edmonton Career Assist Leader
Jersey Number 17 Retired by the Edmonton Blizzard
SHL Hall of Fame, Class of S38
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[TRANSACTIONS]
Drafted #19 Overall (4th Round) by Kelowna Knights in S19 SMJHL Draft
Signed 1-yr $2m contract with KEL
Drafted #16 Overall (2nd Round) by Edmonton Blizzard in S20 SHL draft
Signed 3-yr $10.5m entry contract with EDM (S20-S22)
Signed 3-yr $7.5m contract extension with EDM (S23-S25)
Signed 10-yr $21m contract extension with EDM (S26-S35)
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[GM]
S21 Laurifer Trophy [KEL]
S21 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S21 Mathias Chouinard Award [KEL]
S22 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S22 Mathias Chouinard Award [KEL]
S25 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S26 Four-Star Cup Runner-Up [KEL]
S27 President's Trophy [EDM]
S27 Lance Uppercut Award [EDM]
S28 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S28 Challenge Cup Champion [EDM]
S29 Joe McKeil Award [EDM]
S30 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S31 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S31 Lance Uppercut Award [EDM]


Hugo Grönroos || G || #49 || Newfoundland Berserkers
PogChamp
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Name: Hugo Grönroos
Age: 25
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 245 lbs
Birthplace: Mariehamn, Aland Islands, Finland
Place of Residence: Helsinki, Finland
Number: 49
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[REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS]
S56 [NL] GP:11 W:3 L:3 OTL:2 GAA:3.66 SO:1 SV%:87.8
S57 [NL] GP:51 W:19 L:26 OTL:5 GAA:3.17 SO:1 SV%:89.9
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[POST-SEASON STATISTICS]
S57 [NL] GP:5 W:4 L:1 OTL:0 GAA:2.01 SO:1 SV%:92.1
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[AWARDS AND HONORS]
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[TRANSACTIONS]
S56 - Signed 1-yr $4m contract as UDFA with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S57 - Drafted 30th Overall (2nd Round) by the Minnesota Monarchs
S57 - Signed 3-yr $10m contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

First ever Norwegian IIHF Goal!!

Code:

2. Team Norway , Jackson Rodgers-Tanaka 1 (Isabella Esparza-Osvaldson, Aleksander Andrezjeck) at 5:50

Special Thanks to Count Chocula for the Hugo G sig <3

Amazing game

FUCK SEATTLE

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

SERIOUSLY FUCK FUCK FUCK GODOAFOIEAGHIO HPGOH:WBFIJNP :FEJ:GNOEASINOHO {EGBU {NOU {BINOU {ESA {G) }GEHU

This is what happens when you force 4 turnovers and only put up 22 points total.

dat

Good luck JT. For the next few hours you're the enemy

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Really like Arrington on Hilton over Browner.

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Oh look it's Josh Cribbs.

Why does he still have a job.

Thank you Josh Cribbs

Thank you to My boys @Merica and @Ragnar for the lovely sigs!

Hope Guatemalan kids like the Packers.

Josh Cribbs likes giving the other team the ball.

He should be cut like right now.

Chuck should just walk up to him and be like, get off the field.

I am so fucking pissed off right now. Fucking Packers. Fucking Bostwick. Fucking Dom Fucking Capers playing Fucking prevent defense. Damn near sack Wilson on the fucking 2-point conversation and we still fuck it up. Those last 4 minutes were just a comedy of errors.

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Barney Stinson || D || RETIRED || Elected HoF S42
Name: Barney Stinson
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
#BetterThanBojo
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SHL Career Statistics
Career: GP: 957, G: 128, A: 462, P: 590, +/- -15, PIMS: 1353, H: 2704, SB: 1300, PPG: 69, PPA: 127
S38 WKP: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- 0, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 0, PPG: 0, PPA: 0
S38 BUF: GP: 16, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -7, PIMS: 4, H: 16, SB: 17, PPG: 1, PPA: 0
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 26, P: 29, +/- 3, PIMS: 58, H: 135, SB: 74, PPG: 1, PPA: 7
S36 BUF: GP: 15, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/- 2, PIMS: 28, H: 47, SB: 27, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S36 SEA: GP: 35, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 6, PIMS: 54, H: 122, SB: 84, PPG: 1, PPA: 6
S35 SEA: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 17, P: 20, +/- -11, PIMS: 111, H: 250, SB: 85, PPG: 2, PPA: 1
S34 SEA: GP: 36, G: 4, A: 12, P: 16, +/- -1, PIMS: 68, H: 118, SB: 56, PPG: 2, PPA: 2
S34 EDM: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/- -4, PIMS: 14, H: 53, SB: 22, PPG: 0, PPA: 1
S33 EDM: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 38, P: 44, +/- -15, PIMS: 65, H: 180, SB: 65, PPG: 5, PPA: 15
S32 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 28, P: 36, +/- 12, PIMS: 62, H: 135, SB: 67, PPG: 4, PPA: 8
S31 EDM: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 42, P: 50, +/- 14, PIMS: 86, H: 224, SB: 88, PPG: 4, PPA: 6
S30 MIN: GP: 50, G: 7, A:39, P: 46, +/- 3, PIMS: 40, H: 192, SB: 61, PPG: 5, PPA: 7
S29 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A:32, P: 47, +/- 8, PIMS: 81, H: 207, SB: 85, PPG: 6, PPA: 13
S28 TOR: GP: 50, G: 9, A:30, P: 39, +/- 14, PIMS: 78, H: 187, SB: 61, PPG: 4, PPA: 10
S27 TOR: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 17, P: 22, +/- 4, PIMS: 54, H: 70, SB: 56, PPG: 3, PPA: 7
S26 EDM: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 14, P: 17, +/- 6, PIMS: 52, H: 50, SB: 65, PPG: 2, PPA: 3
S25 EDM: GP: 11, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/- -2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 14, PPG: 1, PPA: 2
S25 NEW: GP: 38, G: 7, A: 16, P: 23, +/- -5, PIMS: 74, H: 101, SB: 62, PPG: 6, PPA: 6
S24 MAN: GP: 52, G: 8, A: 32, P: 40, +/- -4, PIMS: 96, H: 156, SB: 60, PPG: 4, PPA: 13
S23 TOR: GP: 52, G: 10, A: 24, P: 34, +/- -6, PIMS: 113, H: 141, SB: 80, PPG: 4, PPA: 5
S22 TOR: GP: 52, G: 5, A: 20, P: 25, +/- -21, PIMS: 91, H: 95, SB: 65, PPG: 3, PPA: 4
S21 TOR: GP: 52, G: 11, A: 14, P: 25, +/- -7, PIMS: 70, H: 87, SB: 49, PPG: 8, PPA: 9
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S20 KEL: GP: 40, G: 8, A: 25, P: 33, +/-: 1, PIMS: 55, H: 74, SB: 58, PPG: 7, PPA: 4
S19 KEL: GP: 40, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/-: 15, PIMS: 47, H: 54, SB: 45, PPG: 8, PPA: 11
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Transactions:  
Elected Hall of Fame S42, second ballot
S34-38 Traded to Buffalo, traded to WKP
S34 Traded to Seattle
S31 Signed 3-year $??M deal with Edmonton
S30 Signed 1-year $12M deal with Minnesota
S29 winner of Scott Stevens Trophy for Best Defenseman
S29 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
S28 Signed 1-year $5M deal with Toronto
S27 Signed 1-year $4M deal with Toronto
Traded to EDM at the S25 deadline
Traded to NEW in S25
S24 All-Star Team
Signed 2-year/$18M deal with Manhattan
Signed 2-year/$7M deal with Toronto
S20 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named Assistant Captain for S20 Kelowna Knights
Signed 2-year/$6.5M deal with Toronto
Drafted 17th Overall in S20 SHL Entry Draft by Toronto North Stars
S19 Erik Chisling Award Winner (Best Kelowna Defenseman)  
Named to the S19 Rookie Squad in the Super Series (Rookies v Send Downs)  
Signed 1-yr/$2.0mil deal with Kelowna
Drafted 38rd overall by Kelowna in the S19 Draft

Geezus Kryyst || G || Hamilton Steelhawks ||
Name: Geezus Kryyst
Age: 18
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 79
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SHL Career Statistics
S52 HAM: GP: 44, W: 29, L: 13, OTL: 2, PCT: .909, GAA: 3.03, SO: 2, MP: 2669, GA: 135, SA: 1483, S1: 5, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S51 HAM: GP: 46, W: 28, L: 14, OTL: 3, PCT: .904, GAA: 3.06, SO: 6, MP: 2727, GA: 139, SA: 1454, S1: 5, S2: 2, S3: 1  
S50 HAM: GP: 46, W: 26, L: 16, OTL: 2, PCT: .915, GAA: 2.77, SO: 1, MP: 2706, GA: 125, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 3, S3: 1  
S49 HAM: GP: 44, W: 19, L: 21, OTL: 4, PCT: .902, GAA: 3.20, SO: 1, MP: 2664, GA: 142, SA: 1453, S1: 3, S2: 1, S3: 3  
S48 HAM: GP: 42, W: 24, L: 14, OTL: 4, PCT: .917, GAA: 2.64, SO: 3, MP: 2547, GA: 112, SA: 1351, S1: 5, S2: 4, S3: 1  
S47 HAM: GP: 44, W: 16, L: 23, OTL: 5, PCT: .907, GAA: 3.09, SO: 3, MP: 2657, GA: 137, SA: 1472, S1: 3, S2: 4, S3: 0  
S46 HAM: GP: 44, W: 25, L: 14, OTL: 5, PCT: .899, GAA: 3.14, SO: 2, MP: 2583, GA: 135, SA: 1336, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S45 HAM: GP: 44, W: 18, L: 23, OTL: 2, PCT: .900, GAA: 3.21, SO: 2, MP: 2469, GA: 132, SA: 1317, S1: 4, S2: 1, S3: 1  
S44 HAM: GP: 44, W: 21, L: 17, OTL: 5, PCT: .909, GAA: 2.70, SO: 5, MP: 2508, GA: 113, SA: 1237, S1: 3, S2: 2, S3: 3  
S43 HAM: GP: 44, W: 26, L: 17, OTL: 1, PCT: .896, GAA: 2.83, SO: 4, MP: 2392, GA: 113, SA: 1082, S1: 2, S2: 1, S3: 3  
 
SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 HAL: GP: 43, W: 17, L: 24, OTL: 2, PCT: .874, GAA: 2.96, MP: 2374, GA: 117, SA: 925
S41 HAL: GP: 18, W: 3, L: 7, OTL: 1, PCT: .881, GAA: 3.39, MP: 779, GA: 44, SA: 370

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Transactions:  
S51 Anton Razov Trophy (Playoff MVP)
S50 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Signed 3-year $30M Contract
S48 John McBride Trophy - Best Goaltender - Nominee
S48 Mike Honcho Trophy - Least Goals Against
S48 1-year $7M contract with Hamilton
S47 1-year $6M contract with Hamilton
S46 1-year $10M contract with Hamilton
S43 All-Rookie Team (Goalie)
S43 Ryan Jesster Award (Top Rookie) Nominee
S43 Called up to SHL Hamilton Steelhawks, Starter for 44 games
S42 Gold Medal World Junior Hockey Championship
S42 The Richard C. Hocolate Award (Halifax Best Goalie)
$3M Entry Level Contract
Selected 13th Overall by Halifax Raiders
Declared for S41 SMJHL Entry Draft

Felt like a Leaf game.

Originally posted by Secord@Jan 18 2015, 04:11 PM
Felt like a Leaf game.

Minus the whole being ina conference championship :ph34r: