SHL MEDIA THRU JANUARY 9, 2015

AP: $3.75 Million (AP Presser) >>> $3.75 Million
BANCKOCK: $750K (Stepping Down) >>> $750K
bbp: $750K (SEA/TEX tl;dr), $1.7 Million (Top Team Comparison) >>> $1.45 Million
bbpislife: $3.75 Million (Bored Presser), $50k (Sweden Announcement) >>> $3.8 Million
belial: $50K (Belial Interview) >>> $50K
BigTittySmitty: $650K (Dave Smith Presser) >>> $650K
birks: $200K (Dragons Christmas Presents) >>> $200K
Bojo: $150K (Round 1 Predictions), $150K (Round 2 Predictions) >>> $300K
deedz: $500k (Sawyer Presser) >>> $500K
Deener: $350K (Familiar Faces) >>> $350K
ESS: $1.5 Million (Elyk), $2 Million (Vladimir Bodnar) >>> $3.5 Million
Gaia: $1.7 Million (2015 Presser) >>> $1.7 Million
Hallsy: $1.2 MILLION (HAM/TEX Preview), $2 MILLION (HALL'S MVP SEASON) >>> $3.2 MILLION
Harry: $150k (Lucas Smith) >>> $150K
Iamyourdestiny: $550K (Myers Talks Teams), 200K (Myers Rumour) >>> $750K
JackCross: $3.25 Million (3k Presser) >>> $3.25 Million
JayTee: $1.25 Million (S21 Awards Predictions) >>> $1.25 Million
Joester09: $200k (I'm Still Here) >>> $200K
King: $250K (Riot Shop) >>> $250K
LVShark: $350K (HAM Finals Presser) >>> $350K
M-Dawg: $450K (Edmonton Rookies) >>> $450K
mpc: $2 Million (Plane Presser), $200k (Banckock Suspension) >>> $2.2 Million
Narconis: $500k (EoS Presser) >>> $500k
Nike: $7 MILLION (7k Presser) >>> $7 MILLION
Ochochino: $2.75 Million (Ocho Presser) >>> $2.75 Million
PeanutButter: $1 Million (Bananaov Wants Minny) >>> $1 Million
Ramicus: $850K (Rami's New Year) >>> $850K
RomanesEuntDomus: $1 MILLION (All Time Scorers (S21)) >>> $1 MILLION
Spangle: $125K (Ludvigsen FA) >>> $125K
Seventy-Four: $200K (Kladno) >>> $200K
Steelhead77: $6 Million (3k Presser) >>> $6 Million
Syckez: $500K (WKP Announcement) >>> $500K
Trill: $550K (Trill's Top Teams) >>> $550K
Vaseline: $100K (TEX/LKA) >>> $100K
Whikadoodle: $950K (3030 Presser) >>> $950K

UPDATED


SHL PRESSERS THRU MONTH/DATE

Abdeezy: $250k (Armin EoS) >>> $250k
Ace: $50k (Tsizling Pre-Playoff), $450k (NEW EoS) >>> $500k
birks: $500k (Birks EoS) >>> $500k
deedz: $75k (RETIRING?! >>> $75k
fever95: $175k (I'm Back Presser) >>> $175k
JayWhy75: $650k (Jakub Aittokallio EoS) >>> $650k
JNH: $1.275 Million (Toronto EoS) >>> $1.275 Million
Joester09: $150k (Depressed Langdon) >>> $150k
Merica: $1 Million (Merica EoS). $3.6 Million (Merica 5k Presser) >>> $4.6 Million
Ragnar#Sweg: $125k (Panthers EoS) >>> $125k
Šatan: $4.25 Million (1k Post) >>> $4.25 Million
Schultzy: $650k (Schultzy EoS) >>> $650k
teztify: $450k (Blizzard EoS) >>> $450k

UPDATED

SHL PODCASTS/SCOUTING THRU MONTH/DATE

BluesBoy71: $1 Million (Rock Out Hawks Out #1), $1.7 Million (Simons Says #2) >>> $2.7 Million
Eurocap: $1.6 Million (Pedro Podcast) >>> $1.6 Million
Gifter of Bikes: $2.5 Million (Klosecast 62), $1.8 Million (Klosecast 63), $1.8 Million (Klosecast 64) >>> $6.1 Million
Jakob T: $1 Million (Rock Out Hawks Out #1) >>> $1 Million
JPL: $1 Million (Rock Out Hawks Out #1), 800k (Inside the Mind of JPL #2) >>> $1.8 Million
Narconis: $1 Million (Better then Bojo #8) >>> $1 Million
Nike: $1 Million (Better then Bojo #8) >>> $1 Million
Merica: $1 Million (Better then Bojo #8) >>> $1 Million
The_Mazais: $1.25 Million (4 Byrde Podcast #2) >>> $1.25 Million
Whikadoodle: $1.65 Million (PuckCast 12/25) >>> $1.65 Million

Done. If there's any errors/I missed you PM me so I can fix it.

UPDATED

Sachimo Zoidberg III - 1,166 TPE - Dragons
SHL Regular Season
S58 - 66GP-8G-20A-28P-+45-115SOG-54H-52SB
S59 - 66GP-4G-27A-31P-+29-148SOG-40H-82SB
-----------------------
SHL Playoffs
S58 - 5GP-0G-2A-2P--2-5SOG-6H-8SB
S59 - 6GP-0G-2A-2P--1-11SOG-4H-11SB
-----------------------
SHL Totals
-----------------------
SMJHL Regular Season
S55 - 50GP-5G-14A-19P--39-91SOG-41H-127SB
S56 - 50GP-5G-12A-17P-+4-86SOG-10H-96SB
S57 - 66GP-4G-9A-13P--25-90SOG-59H-145SB
-----------------------
SMJHL Playoffs
S55 - 4GP-0G-0A-0P-0-6SOG-5H-11SB
S56 - 5GP-1G-2A-3P--2-7SOG-0H-11SB
S57 - 5GP-0G-1A-1P--3-8SOG-3H-7SB
-----------------------
SMJHL Totals
Final - 180GP-15G-38A-53P--65-289SOG-118H-397SB
-----------------------
International Play
S55 - 15GP-1G-2A-3P-+7-9SOG-4H-11SB
S56 - 15GP-1G-5A-6P-+5-14SOG-6H-19SB
S57 - 12GP-0G-1A-1P-+2-21SOG-13H-28SB
-----------------------
Achievements
S55-Drafted 44th Overall by Nevada (4th Round)
S55-Silver Medal in WJC with Canada
S55-All-SMJHL Rookie Team
S56-Drafted 13th Overall by Calgary (1st Round)
S56-Gold Medal in WJC with Canada

Pay Jordin FourFour $4M for Sports Book win!

http://theshl.b1.jcink.com/index.php?showt...dpost&p=1111857

His user name is some combination of b,p,q,d

UPDATED

      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK     
        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK         
                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY                      

Playoffs Payout
mook - 1M
44 - 500k
Banack - 500k
hallsy - 500k
bojo - 1M
kit - 500k
schultz - 500k
ocho - 500k
ace - 500k
steelhead - 1M
hallsy - 1M
raymond - 500k
bae-a? - 500k
jakob t - 500k
bowhuntr - 1.5M
ArGarBarGar - 1.5M
Andybj - 500k
Leonidas - 500k
bbp - 500k
Frank - 500k
jala - 500k
Bluesboy - 500k
lunaro - 500k
Count Chocula - 1M
r1c3bowl - 1M
jedi - 500k
grimsterj - 500k
Schmidt - 1M
kezkincaid - 500k
birks - 500k
ace - 500k
Narconis - 500k

UPDATED, except for bae cuz who are you bruh!!

Code:

1. Team Canada , Benjamin Wong 1 (Jay McDonald) at 8:49

first ever Canadian Olympic goal

Graphics Payouts 1/11

V5Vlater - $950,000
Frank - $1,000,000
Ragnar#sweg - $500,000
STZ - $500,000
Seventy-Four - $450,000
BluesBoy71 - $800,000
Jakob T - $1,600,000
Caillean - $1,400,000
jaladolar - $350,000
C.J. - $1,500,000
Ohtaay - $1,600,000

UPDATED

LA Panthers Goaltender

SMJHL Playoffs:

Polish_Canadian + 1mil
Karmr + 500k
Mark H + 1.5 mil
Leonidas + 1.5mil
Vaseline + 1mil
PeanutButter- 1.5mil
Lunaro-+500k
Dmoushey_31-1mil
Sam_Bennett's_Pullup_Coach+500k
mpc+1mil
Ochocinco+1mil
etipou +500k
qqd+500k
Dolph Ziggler+ 500k
Ohtay- 500k
iamyourdestiny -500k
Mook-500k
Jasmine - 500k

UPDATED, except for qqd cuz i dont know who you are

SHL MEDIA THRU JAN 18

.Enigma: 1.3 mil (hauke LAP appreciate) >>> $1,300,000
Ace: 100k (ace steps down) >>> $100,000
BigTittySmitty: 500k (smith excited final ssn) >>> $500,000
Bojo: 1.1 mil (ask a bojo) >>> $1,100,000
Bowhuntr11: 2.2 mil (sherill 1500post prsr) >>> $2,200,000
Chris-McZehrl: 1 mil (mcz-12500post prsr) >>> $1,000,000

Elyk112233: 1 mil (analyze NEW/WIN trade) 300k (elyk talk extension) >>> $1,300,000

ESS: 1.9 mil (ESS F Wastlund) >>> $1,900,000

Greebsie: 300k (a pony story for ivo/greeb) >>> $300,000
JayTee: 1.5 mil (WKP: a history) >>> $1,500,000
JayWhy75: 1.3 mil (is Ask HoFer?) >>> $1,300,000
Keenan: 600k (underrated) >>> $600,000
LVShark: 600k (HAM major announce) >>> $600,000
mstuk41: 2.2 mil (basement hockey off-ssn report) >>> $2,200,000
pbp aka Hallsy: 2 mil (digging deeper) >>> $2,000,000

r1c3bowl22: 600k (j lloren seeks new team) 100k (rice dunked in alcohol) >>> $700,000

RomanesEuntDomus: 200k (david winter EOS prsr) >>> $200,000
Storm: 200k (samsinov inactive prsr) >>> $200,000
teztify: 400k (blizz honor honcho) >>> $400,000

Trill: 2.3 mil (ranking SHL gm) 1.2 mil (S22 1st round mock) 2.2 mil (trill ass prsr) >>> $5,700,000

vbottas77: 3 mil (SHL pos. ranks-forward) 2.5 mil (SHL pos. ranks-def/goal) >>> $5,500,000


SHL PRESSERS THRU JAN 18

Jakob T: 300k (j tanner elim prsr) >>> $300,000
Kit: 200k (mueller prsr) >>> $200,000
teztify: 400k (blizz offssn prsr) >>> $400,000
Whikadoodle: 1.7 mil (wikstrom EoS) >>> $1,700,000



SHL PODCASTS THRU JAN 18

EuroCap: 2 mil (pedro podcast 2) >>> $2,000,000
Gifter of Bikes: 2 mil (klosecast 65) >>> $2,000,000
mpc: 2 mil (nikast ep1) >>> $2,000,000

UPDATED

Fantasy Job Payout:

Hallsy: 7.5mil
Cookies:5 mil
R1C3Bowl:1mil
Bluesboy71:2.5mil
Prettyburn:2.5mil
Fourfour:2.25mil
Jaladolar:2.5mil
Buster:2.5mil
Gorlab:2mil
Raymond3000:2.5mil
Prikiluis:2.25mil
Kit:2mil
Mook:2.5mil

UPDATED

SHL MEDIA MEMBER OF THE MONTH

birks: 1 mil (dec '14) >>> $1,000,000


SHL PLAYOFF MEDIA CONTEST (S21)

Bojo: 1 mil >>> $1,000,000
bbp: 1 mil >>> $1,000,000
M-Dawg: 1 mil >>> $1,000,000

UPDATED

SMJHL Payout:
wilson7913
VANCOUVER WHALERS SHL DRAFT RECAP -1.1mil

Ohtaay
ALES SMIRNOV & THE PLATOON-1,1mil

HabsFanFromOntario
POMERY OPEN TO QUESTIONS
1mil

UPDATED

Graphics Payout 1/18

Jakob T - $1,500,000
UZI - $1,650,000
701 - $450,000
TheNextGreatOne - $150,000
91caleb - $300,000
C.J. - $1,100,000
Pizzarony - $150,000
Bluesboy71 - $800,000
Mook - $1,450,000
Elyk - $900,000
Frank - $1,000,000
Chewbacca - $600,000
Ohtaay - $1,500,000

UPDATED

LA Panthers Goaltender

Seattle Riot S21 Scouting Budget payout

Leonidas - 1 Million
King - 2 Million
mpc - 2 Million

UPDATED

Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada


Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!

Originally posted by Chris-McZehrl@Jan 22 2015, 12:11 PM
[b]Seattle Riot S21 Scouting Budget payout

Leonidas - 1 Million
King - 2 Million
mpc - 2 Million[/b]

This goes in contract payments. It's all good though.



Update for everybody, I'll be accomplishing and updating all of this on Friday or Saturday night. I'm currently in the process of getting a new job, so I haven't had much time.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame
———————————
CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
———————————
CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
———————————
Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
———————————
SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
———————————
SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
———————————
AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
---------------------------------------------
Charmed, I'm sure
---------------------------------------------
Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
---------------------------------------------
Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
---------------------------------------------
REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 38 | HITS: 126
S76: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: +52 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 112
S77: GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 37 | P: 50 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 41 | HITS: 120
TOT: GP: 264 | G: 30 | A: 203 | P: 132 | +/-: +19 | PIM:13 | HITS: 112
---------------------------------------------
PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
S75: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 22
S76: GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 11 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 43
S77: GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 14
TOT: GP: 32 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 26  | HITS: 79
---------------------------------------------
AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
S76 Alex Metzler Award

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

SMJHL Media Payout Jan 20th

rdwingsrdabest:

Linkos and the draft (575 words)
$250k

Wilson7913:

Who's going to take a Chance on Winston?, Whalers Weekly with Eddie Carey (661 words)
$350k

hedgehog337:

KARL-33 and his chances in draft. (1867 words)
$1.5m

Dmoushey_31:

Where Will Laflamme Land?, First Round Pick (1127 words)
$850k
Dmoushey_31 1000 Post Presser (1336 words)
$1m
Total:$1.85m


Sam_Bennett's_Pullup_Coach:

Ask Bursyuk Anything (5266 words) First media x2
$11.4m

B.Nuck:

A long cold afternoon....., Part 2 (2646 words)
$2.3m

mryourface2468:

Vancouver Whaler's Award Ceremony (1116 words)
$850k

Alex Mack:

ALEX MACK SHL Draft Report - S22 (707 words)
$450k

Jedi:

Kelowna Retires 3 Jerseys, 3 More numbers added to the rafters (213 words)
$100k
Kelowna Knights S21 Post-Championship Presser (741 words)
$450k
Total: $550k

TheNextGreatOne:

Who is Connor O'Reilly? (991 words) First article x2
$1.5m

Leonidas:

Kelowna Knights S21 Post-Championship Presser (1244 words)
$950k

Ohtaay:

Ales Smirnov | EoS Presser (3111 words)
$3.6m

Polish_Canadian:

SMJHL S21 Award Predictions, Are the Knights Going to Win Everything? (2107 words)
$1.8m


Pm me if you have any issues*





SMJHL Media Payout Jan 21st Part 2

nuka:

Noah Presser after Loss in game 5(231 words)
$100k

BruinsFanatic100:

Cam Urbowicz EoTY Presser (688 words)
$350k

Peanutbutter:

Banananov Game by Game Analysis(2481)
$2.2m

UZI®:

Schizophrenic McGraw Post Season/Predraft (1758 words)
$1.4m

The_Mazais:

Four Star Cup Finals GM & Captain Presser! (1268 words)
$950k

UPDATED

SMJHL Media Payout Jan 5th

Aero407:

Playing for the Detroit Falcons (535 words) First Article double pay
$500k

Vaseline:

A LONG COLD DAY (2118 words)
$1.8m

Nuka:

NOAH JACKSON PRESS CONFERENCE, ABOUT PLAYOFFS (410 words)
$200k

hedgehog337:

VALDEMORTS KARLENSONS: Q&A (1165 words)
$850k


Peanutbutter:

BANANANOV END OF SEASON PRESSER (352 words)
150k



I was unaware that we had to post them here as well. Wouldn't want these guys to miss the money they deserve.

UPDATED

BANKERS S21 PAY

(Current Bankers)
Me: 475m (lol jk just 3.5m)
Prettyburn: 3.5m +2m bonus
Lunaro: 3.5m +2m bonus
Mpmpc: 3.5m +2m bonus
Mook: 3.5m +2m bonus
R1c3bowl22: 3.5m +2m bonus
Soulja: 3.5m
BowHuntr11: 3.5m

(Former Bankers)
Mac: 3.5m
44: 3.5m +2m bonus

Updated

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame
———————————
CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
———————————
CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
———————————
Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 18 | P: 26 | +/-: -9 | PIM: 38 | HITS: 126
S76: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 25 | P: 31 | +/-: +52 | PIM: 26 | HITS: 112
S77: GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 37 | P: 50 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 41 | HITS: 120
TOT: GP: 264 | G: 30 | A: 203 | P: 132 | +/-: +19 | PIM:13 | HITS: 112
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
S75: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 22
S76: GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 11 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 14 | HITS: 43
S77: GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 6 | HITS: 14
TOT: GP: 32 | G: 2 | A: 19 | P: 21 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 26  | HITS: 79
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
S76 Alex Metzler Award

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤