I'll take questions for the post-draft session that is now in progress. I also wrote this poem after the draft 'cause GoB wanted me to so yeah, I'll get paid for it.

The Gifter of Bikes took a chance on an Asian
Played hockey did he, oh his skates were a'blazing.
Dubbed Wong was he,
Or was it a she?
Regardless the skill was clear
as he invoked fear
with his wicked passing ability.
Questions about playing time
led many to believe he lacked skill
but his ability to rhyme
came from spending his time in a mill.
Wong wanted to become a big time player
But obstacles were set in front the way
but he planned on developing with more than a prayer
and through the lack of good pay.
He devoted all his time to worldly activities,
such as tasks that could rhyme with pucking,
As such deeds were to his proclivity,
that definitely included the lewd act of fucking.
That helped Wong become the player the Riot needed him to be.

WHY ARE THERE 2 WONGS

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1. Team Canada , Benjamin Wong 1 (Jay McDonald) at 8:49

first ever Canadian Olympic goal

Originally posted by coolstar87@Jun 10 2015, 12:02 AM
WHY ARE THERE 2 WONGS

You should probably change your name, it's the only acceptable method.

Originally posted by KessMeSilly@Jun 10 2015, 12:04 AM


You should probably change your name, it's the only acceptable method.

See that hall of fame tag I have? Yea, only one user with a player named Wong will ever have that.

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1. Team Canada , Benjamin Wong 1 (Jay McDonald) at 8:49

first ever Canadian Olympic goal

Originally posted by coolstar87@Jun 10 2015, 12:06 AM

See that hall of fame tag I have? Yea, only one user with a player named Wong will ever have that.

... Are they removing yours after I retire? I'm sorry about that.

Originally posted by KessMeSilly@Jun 10 2015, 12:08 AM


... Are they removing yours after I retire? I'm sorry about that.

nah, you won't even be nominated

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1. Team Canada , Benjamin Wong 1 (Jay McDonald) at 8:49

first ever Canadian Olympic goal

Originally posted by coolstar87@Jun 10 2015, 12:10 AM

nah, you won't even be nominated

Did your mom give you your chirps, or are you just the least original person who's ever gone on the internet?

KessMeSilly if you mess with the right Wong, then all of the Dragons will mess with the wrong Wong. You hear me?

Originally posted by Birks@Jun 10 2015, 12:16 AM
KessMeSilly if you mess with the right Wong, then all of the Dragons will mess with the wrong Wong. You hear me?

So you agree that your teammates should tell him he's the wrong Wong?

Originally posted by KessMeSilly@Jun 10 2015, 07:17 AM


So you agree that your teammates should tell him he's the wrong Wong?

Nope. Just get ready to meet big dog himself aka gorlab and just watch how is he going to destroy you!

Originally posted by Birks@Jun 9 2015, 09:19 PM


Nope. Just get ready to meet big dog himself aka gorlab and just watch how is he going to destroy you!

no

Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired
Name:Adam Kylrad
Age: 20
Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10
S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8
S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17
S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21
S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2  PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19
S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8
S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6
S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6  
S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12
S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6
S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7
S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12
S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15
S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11
S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18
S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5
S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6
S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6
S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8
S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8
S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198
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Playoff Statistics
S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1
S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0  PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4
S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1
S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4
S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0
S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1
S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0
S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1
S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1
S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0
S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2
S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0
S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0
S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0
S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2
S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16
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Transactions:
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Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George
Traded to Chicago
Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP
Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP
Traded to Minnesota Chiefs
Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN
Traded to Toronto North Stars
Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor
Traded to Seattle Riot
Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA
Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR
Extended like 50 times with TOR
Robbed a bank
Retired after S31
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Awards:
S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain
S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE)
GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5,
S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game
S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain  
S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy
S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy
S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain
S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm
S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM
S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD)
S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy
S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy
S14 MVP Nominee
S14 All Star Team
S15 All Star Team
S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th)
S17 Won the Challenge Cup
S18 Won gold medal with team Canada
S21 Won gold medal with team Canada
Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada
Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff
Inducted into the Hall of Fame
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Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets
Name:Kyle Kylrad
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12
S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12
S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5
S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6
S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15
S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16
S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3
S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12
S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14
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Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate                               
Name: Daniel Smeb
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean
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Career Statistics
S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6
S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6
S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20
S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11
S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10
S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19
S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15
S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42
S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46
S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36
S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45
S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38
S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43
S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11
S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1
S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3
S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2
S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4
S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2
S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383
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Playoff Statistics
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB:
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Transactions:
Drafted 54th Overall to COL
Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL
Drafted 30th Overall to CHI
Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI
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Awards:
S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal
S50: IIHF Top Forward
S52: 2nd all star team
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Originally posted by Kylrad@Jun 9 2015, 10:20 PM


no

Käri Bärköv || LW || Calgary Dragons || RETIRED  
Age: 18
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 93
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Height: 5'11"
Weight: 175 lbs
>Number: 93
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Regular Season Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 40 G: 29 A: 25 P: 54 +/-: 21 H: 77 PIM: 42
S11 CHI:   GP: 40 G: 16 A: 14 P: 30 +/-: -39 H: 66 PIM: 10
S12 CGY: GP: 50 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -16 H: 57 PIM: 2
S13 CGY: GP: 50 G: 8 A: 13 P: 21 +/-: 20 H: 34 PIM: 24  
S14 CGY: GP: 50 G: 13 A: 13 P: 26 +/-: 5 H: 73 PIM: 32
S15 CGY: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 31 P: 41 +/-: 5 H: 128 PIM: 54
S16 CGY: GP: 50 G: 19 A: 15 P: 34 +/-: 0 H: 97 PIM: 16
S17 CGY: GP: 50 G: 23 A: 25 P: 48 +/-: +6 H: 136 PIM: 17
S18 CGY: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 21 P: 35  +/-: -11 H: 130 PIM: 32
S19 CGY: GP: 50 G: 16 A: 17 P: 33 +/-: +4 H: 143 PIM: 47
S20 CGY: GP: 50 G: 20 A: 26  P: 46 +/-: +14 H: 113 PIM: 32
S21 CGY: GP: 50 G: 12 A: 19 P: 31 +/-: 4 H: 146 PIM: 76
S22 CGY/EDM: GP: 51 G: 10 A: 12 P: 22 +/-: -7 H: 102
PIM: 43

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Playoff Statistics:
S10 VAN: GP: 12 G: 6 A: 9 P: 15 +/-: 6 H: 28 PIM: 25 FO: 50.00%
S11 CHI:  GP: 6 G: 5 A: 4 P: 9 +/-: 2 H: 12 PIM: 2
S12 CGY: GP: 4 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 3 H: 4 PIM: 0  
S13 CGY: GP: 11 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/-: 4 H: 6 PIM: 4  
S14 CGY: GP: 6 G: 1 A: 1 P: 2 +/-: -3 H: 13 PIM: 10
S15 CGY: GP: 14 G: 2 A: 3 P: 5 +/-: -1 H: 28 PIM: 12
S16 CGY: GP: 11 G: 7 A: 7 P: 14 +/-: 5 H: 29 PIM: 2
S17 CGY: GP: 6 : G: 3 A: 3 P: 6 =/-: +0 H: 26
PIM: 0
S18 CGY: GP: 4 G: 3 A: 0 P: 3 +/-: -1 H: 10 PIM: 0
S19 CGY: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 P: 3 +/- 0 H: 16 PIM: 8
S22 CGY: GP: 12 G: 0 A: 2 P: 2 +/-: 6 H:19 PIM: 12
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IHF Statistics:
WJC Finland Season 10: GP: 14 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -13 H: 17 PIM: 4
WJC Finland Season 11: GP:9 G: 5 A: 6 P: 11 +/-: -5 PIM: 2
IHF Finland (career totals): GP: 35 G: 13 A: 19 P: 32 +/-: +4 H: 64  PIM: 8
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[pbl]Transactions:
Signed with Vancouver Whalers for 2 Million
Named Assistant Captain of the Vancouver Whalers
Drafted 22nd overall by the Calgary Dragons in the S11 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3 year 11 million ELC with Calgary Dragons
Named Assistant Captain of the Chicago Hitmen
Named CO-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
Named CO-GM of the Calgary Dragons
Named Head GM of the Calgary Dragons
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Awards:
S10 NWJHL Championship
S10 IHF WJ Bronze Medal
Season 11 Michael Haan trophy winner for most dedicated player
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 13 JJ Krever award for best GM (shared with Kain Webb)
Season 13 IHF Silver Medal
Season 14 JJ Krever runner up
Season 14 IHF Silver Medal
Season 15 Aidan Richan winner
Season 17 First All-Star Team
Season 17 Aidan Richan winner
Season 18 IHF Bronze Medal
Season 18 Damian Littleton Nominee

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Parker Smeb || RD || Chicago Syndicate || 1473 TPE
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 P: 27 +/-: 9 H: 68 SB: 5
S46 COL:  GP: 40 G: 22 A: 19 P: 41 +/-: 2 H: 127 SB: 3
SMJHL Play-Off Statistics:
S45 COL: GP: 16 G: 6 A: 4 P: 10 +/-: 8 H: 13 SB: 0
S46 COL: GP: 7 G: 2 A: 0 P: 2  +/-: 1 H: 20 SB: 3
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G: 10 A: 18 P: 28 +/-: -12 H: 138 SB: 11
S48 CHI: 50 G: 8 A: 9 P: 17 +/-: -19 H: 119 SB: 8  
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G: 14 A: 20 P: 34 +/-: 5 H: 77 SB: 15
SHL Play-Off Statistics
S47 CHI: GP: 9 G: 1 A: 3 P: 4 +/-: -3 H: 9 SB: 0
International Statistics:
S45 WJ WOR GP: 21 G: 4 A: 5 P: 9 +/-: -1 H: 51 SB: 3
S46 WJ WOR GP: 30 G: 11 A: 7 P: 18 +/-: -5 H: 62 SB: 4
S47 JPN GP: 12 G: 5 A: 2 P: 7 +/-: -4 H: 34 SB: 4
S48 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 3 P: 7 +/-: -9 H: 50 SB: 4
S49 JPN GP: 12 G: 4 A: 1 P: 5 +/-:+2 H: 37 SB: 4
CAREER: GP: 87 G: 28 A: 18 P: 46 +/-: -17 H: 234 SB: 19




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"“HA HA! THIS GAME WILL NEVER END! I POSSESS THE SOUL OF EVERY GOALIE ON TEAM B!! CREW 4 LIFE!! SIGN WITH EDMONTON FOR THE CUP!!!” cackled Belial as he placed a Fedora on his head."
SMJHL Commisioner S17-S26
Calgary Dragons GM S14-S23

Originally posted by Birks@Jun 10 2015, 12:19 AM


Nope. Just get ready to meet big dog himself aka gorlab and just watch how is he going to destroy you!

Does he call himself the big dog, or are you just trying to suck him off?

Originally posted by Kylrad@Jun 10 2015, 07:20 AM


no

horrid