Potato Chips Scouting Report



First Name: Potato
Last Name: Chips

Potato Chips is the new highly touted prospect from South Korea. Growing up in United Kingdom, he spent his time on skates before finally moving to Canada where he currently resides and is waiting for the SMJHL draft. Potato Chips has had sponsors lobbying for his rights


Height (ft.): 7'6
Weight (lbs.): 310lb

Potato Chips has a huge stature. Being manufactured in South Korea, it's above average of the normal South Korean height but Potato Chips has the Ming dynasty blood in him. That is why he is very tall. His dad is a professional basketball player and also sports a similar height to him. Potato Chips was supposed to be the heir of his dad's throne but he decided to pursue a different sport. Potato Chips fell in love with the grittiness of the game.


Birthplace: South Korea


Potato Chips's birthplace is in South Korea. That is where he came out of his mother's vagina. At the scorching heat of 185 degrees celsius, Potato Chips was born. Potato Chips is very famous and well known in South Korea. In a recent survey, it has been revealed that 85% of South Koreans are Potato Chips fans. The number will only go up as Potato Chips will represent South Korea in the SHL. Potato Chips is also the lead candidate for the Golden Trophy, a trophy given to the most influencial South Korean hockey figure.


Player Type: Offensive Forward

Potato Chips possesses finesse skills. In his repertoire, he has a crisp shot which surprises many goalie into thinking that he's just another ordinary South Korean. Putting down the force of his weight on his shot, he has the hardest shot in the SMJHL scouting combine. Potato Chips also possesses great skating ability for his size. His first step is among the most promising. He has great vision on the ice. He needs to improve his passing but he does get the puck over to his teammates. Potato Chips however doesn't posses the required defensive capability and is quite a one dimensional player but with great development, Potato Chips will be able to crush any forward, offensively or defensively, into a flake.


Position: C
Secondary Position: D

Potato Chips can play center or as a defense. Because Potato Chips has poor defensive skills, he is to be used in powerplay situation only as a quarterback until he can develop his defensive instincts.


Skills:
SK = Skating: 80
PA = Passing: 70
SC = Scoring: 90

Potato Chips can really get it done in the offensive zone. He complements any players well. He likes to finish plays and shoots a lot of puck in net.



Estimated Time of Arrival: These fine crispy Potato Chips are set to be in stock in an SHL trade deadline. The season isn't set yet however.


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Jackson Rogers-Tanaka || RETIRED || #17 || Hall of Fame
ジャクソンロジャースタナカ
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Name: Jackson Rogers-Tanaka
Age: 28
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 243 lbs
Birthplace: Kadena Air Base, Okinawa, Japan
Place of Residence: Oslo, Norway and Edmonton, AB, Canada
<OPTION>Number: 17[/pbl]
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<OPTION>[REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS][/pbl]
S19 [KEL] GP:40 G:03 A:19 P:22 PIM:46 HIT:45 SB:27 P/M:-13    
S20 [KEL] GP:40 G:04 A:27 P:31 PIM:65 HIT:71 SB:48 P/M:-08
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S21 [EDM] GP:52 G:04 A:21 P:25 PIM:27 HIT:63 SB:47 P/M:+01
S22 [EDM] GP:52 G:11 A:20 P:31 PIM:53 HIT:99 SB:50 P/M:+06
S23 [EDM] GP:52 G:05 A:29 P:34 PIM:39 HIT:78 SB:71 P/M:+04
S24 [EDM] GP:52 G:05 A:27 P:32 PIM:41 HIT:79 SB:52 P/M:-10
S25 [EDM] GP:50 G:06 A:27 P:33 PIM:37 HIT:84 SB:58 P/M:+05
S26 [EDM] GP:50 G:05 A:27 P:32 PIM:78 HIT:78 SB:67 P/M:-01
S27 [EDM] GP:50 G:12 A:29 P:41 PIM:54 HIT:54 SB:66 P/M:+13
S28 [EDM] GP:50 G:15 A:32 P:47 PIM:02 HIT:17 SB:63 P/M:+07
S29 [EDM] GP:50 G:10 A:36 P:46 PIM:12 HIT:29 SB:64 P/M:+04
S30 [EDM] GP:50 G:15 A:36 P:51 PIM:22 HIT:46 SB:64 P/M:+09
S31 [EDM] GP:50 G:11 A:26 P:37 PIM:06 HIT:15 SB:71 P/M:+21
[[TOTAL]] GP:558 G:99 A:310 P:409 PIM:371 HIT:642 SB:673 P/M:+61
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[POST-SEASON STATISTICS]
S19 [KEL] GP:06 G:01 A:07 P:08 PIM:04 HIT:08 SB:05 P/M:-02
S20 [KEL] GP:17 G:01 A:16 P:17 PIM:36 HIT:36 SB:18 P/M:+06
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S21 [EDM] GP:07 G:01 A:02 P:03 PIM:06 HIT:05 SB:08 P/M:+03
S22 [EDM] GP:12 G:03 A:04 P:07 PIM:06 HIT:13 SB:07 P/M:+01
S23 [EDM] GP:20 G:03 A:13 P:16 PIM:30 HIT:26 SB:08 P/M:+02
<OPTION>S24 [EDM] N/A[/pbl]
S25 [EDM] GP:05 G:02 A:02 P:04 PIM:08 HIT:10 SB:04 P/M:-06
<OPTION>S26 [EDM] N/A[/pbl]
S27 [EDM] GP:06 G:00 A:03 P:03 PIM:04 HIT:07 SB:06 P/M:-05
S28 [EDM] GP:17 G:04 A:11 P:15 PIM:00 HIT:03 SB:24 P/M:+05
[[[TOTAL]]]  GP:67 G:13 A:35 P:48 PIM:54 HIT:64 SB:57 P/M:+00
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[AWARDS AND HONORS]
Appointed Alternate Captain for KEL S19
Selected to S19 SMJHL Super Series Rookie Team
S19 KEL Laurifer Winners (Best SMJHL Record)
S19 Trevor Smith Award Winner (KEL Playoff MVP)
Appointed Captain of KEL S20
S20 Miikka Granlund Award Winner (KEL Leadership Award)
S20 Ron Bolt Finalist (SMJHL Sportsmanship Award)
Named Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard in S23
S25 IIHF Best Defenseman
S27 SHL All-Star
S27 Stevens Award Nominee
Namesake for Most Dedicated Award (KEL Award)
Jersey Number 17 Honored by Kelowna Knights
S28 Challenge Cup Champion
S28 Sarmad Khan Nominee
S28 Stevens Award Nominee
S28 SHL All-Star
S29 Ranked T-9th in SHL's Top 100 Players
S29 SHL All-Star
S29 IIHF Silver Medalist (Norway)
S30 SHL All-Star
S31 Ranked 7th in SHL's Top 100 Players
S31 IIHF Bronze Medalist
Retired as Edmonton Career Assist Leader
Jersey Number 17 Retired by the Edmonton Blizzard
SHL Hall of Fame, Class of S38
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[TRANSACTIONS]
Drafted #19 Overall (4th Round) by Kelowna Knights in S19 SMJHL Draft
Signed 1-yr $2m contract with KEL
Drafted #16 Overall (2nd Round) by Edmonton Blizzard in S20 SHL draft
Signed 3-yr $10.5m entry contract with EDM (S20-S22)
Signed 3-yr $7.5m contract extension with EDM (S23-S25)
Signed 10-yr $21m contract extension with EDM (S26-S35)
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[GM]
S21 Laurifer Trophy [KEL]
S21 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S21 Mathias Chouinard Award [KEL]
S22 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S22 Mathias Chouinard Award [KEL]
S25 Four-Star Cup Winner [KEL]
S26 Four-Star Cup Runner-Up [KEL]
S27 President's Trophy [EDM]
S27 Lance Uppercut Award [EDM]
S28 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S28 Challenge Cup Champion [EDM]
S29 Joe McKeil Award [EDM]
S30 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S31 Cole Reinhart Trophy [EDM]
S31 Lance Uppercut Award [EDM]


Hugo Grönroos || G || #49 || Newfoundland Berserkers
PogChamp
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Name: Hugo Grönroos
Age: 25
Height: 6'6"
Weight: 245 lbs
Birthplace: Mariehamn, Aland Islands, Finland
Place of Residence: Helsinki, Finland
Number: 49
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[REGULAR SEASON STATISTICS]
S56 [NL] GP:11 W:3 L:3 OTL:2 GAA:3.66 SO:1 SV%:87.8
S57 [NL] GP:51 W:19 L:26 OTL:5 GAA:3.17 SO:1 SV%:89.9
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[POST-SEASON STATISTICS]
S57 [NL] GP:5 W:4 L:1 OTL:0 GAA:2.01 SO:1 SV%:92.1
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[AWARDS AND HONORS]
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[TRANSACTIONS]
S56 - Signed 1-yr $4m contract as UDFA with the Newfoundland Berserkers
S57 - Drafted 30th Overall (2nd Round) by the Minnesota Monarchs
S57 - Signed 3-yr $10m contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

First ever Norwegian IIHF Goal!!

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2. Team Norway , Jackson Rodgers-Tanaka 1 (Isabella Esparza-Osvaldson, Aleksander Andrezjeck) at 5:50

Special Thanks to Count Chocula for the Hugo G sig <3

tl;dr: He's an offensive Korean potato chip.



Looking forward to seeing him in the future!

Originally posted by Bojo@Jul 13 2015, 07:34 AM
tl;dr: He's an offensive Korean potato chip.



Looking forward to seeing him in the future!

He'll get crunched!

...and get eaten alive!

They'll chew him up and spit him out like the savages they are!

Ok, I'm done.

someone sounds a little too hippy happy about this chips guy.

Yeah, I'm pretty baked for this players appearance.

Originally posted by HippyHappy@Jul 13 2015, 08:25 AM
Yeah, I'm pretty baked for this players appearance.

maybe you should lays off the site for a bit.

Originally posted by Bojo@Jul 13 2015, 08:26 AM


maybe you should lays off the site for a bit.

I would, but then it's my regular go-to site.

Originally posted by HippyHappy@Jul 13 2015, 08:36 AM
I would, but then it's my regular go-to site.

Oh. I thought you made a pun with the baked part, so i followed it with another pun but now I see.

Originally posted by Bojo@Jul 13 2015, 08:37 AM


Oh. I thought you made a pun with the baked part, so i followed it with another pun but now I see.

That was a pun as was the last post I made with the regular part. Flavor type and all that.

Originally posted by HippyHappy@Jul 13 2015, 08:57 AM
That was a pun as was the last post I made with the regular part. Flavor type and all that.

oh well booooooo bad pun. can't just say regular.

Solid player IMO