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TML99 · 07-20-2015, 04:17 PM

Hello all its Chef Ryan here and boy oh boy do we have a beauty for you today! Due to recent events I have made this the recipe of the week and hope you will all join along at home while we make this disappointing meal....

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As you all know the St. Louis Scarecrows just got swept...yea I said swept by Jesster and the Montreal Impact. This recipe will hopefully help all those starving St. Louis fans deprived yet again of a 4 star cup.

Today we will be making Maple Leafs Stew[art] Gavin <_<

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Anyways as I was saying we will be making Maple Leaf Stew for ingredients you will need:
3 Table spoons of Playoff Choke (you can also use Playoff upset if you don't have any playoff choke)
3 Teaspoons of Fire the GM
1 Cup of Request a trade
and finally...
1 Cup of franchise Collapse

To start you will need to sift 3 to 4 Tablespoons of playoff Choke into a large bowl

1TBS.

Quote:Originally posted by Fisher+Jul 18 2015, 01:50 PM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fisher @ Jul 18 2015, 01:50 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
AND THE MONTREAL IMPACT WIN GAME 1 BY A FINAL SCORE OF 3-0! SPECTACULAR SHOW PUT ON BY CIARELLI IN NET![/b]

2TBS.

Quote:Originally posted by carousel182@Jul 18 2015, 09:20 PM<br />Evandrus Jesster wins a key defensive zone faceoff, and passes it to Chris Welch who takes it into the neutral zone. With this, the clock runs out of time. Montreal wins to take a 2-0 series lead against St Louis!

Code:
19:47 of 3rd period - Evandrus Jesster wins face-off versus Nick Leier in Montreal Impact zone.

3TBS.

Quote:Originally posted by Winter is Coming@Jul 19 2015, 12:08 PM<br />NOOOOOOOOO!

Time runs out, and Montreal wins the game, and takes a 3-0 lead in the series, thanks to a 3-2 win here!

Okay we encourage you to change and edit the recipe as you go along.. try some new ingredients but remember you will need at least 3 Tablespoons of layoff choke or playoff upset

This time I'm feeling a little crazy so I'm going to go ahead and add another Tablespoon of Playoff Choke

4TBS.

Quote:Originally posted by enigmatic@Jul 19 2015, 03:37 PM<br />The Impact keep the Crows busy. They canâ€™t pull their goalie until the very last seconds of the gameâ€¦ Itâ€™s too little too late.

Code:
19:54 of 3rd period - St. Louis Scarecrows, Sergei Kozar is pulled from the net.

The Crows will need more than brooms for that sweep.

BAM

Okay now we shall mix in 3 Teaspoon of Fire the GM

1TSP.

Quote:Originally posted by R+-@Jul 19 2015, 04:29 PM<br />#fireCuffy

2TSP.

Quote:Originally posted by NYR84@Jul 19 2015, 06:02 PM<br />

#fireCuffy

3TSP.

Quote:Originally posted by Panda@Jul 20 2015, 10:15 AM<br />Anyone else on the #FireCuffy train?

BAM

Set that bowl aside for now, and in a separate bowl we are going to mix the remainder of our ingredients, which we will than whisk until thick.

Slowly pour in 1 Cup of request a trade making sure not to spill.

1CP.

Quote:Originally posted by NYR84@Jul 19 2015, 05:12 PM<br />I demand a trade....

to Montreal.

mmmm Perfecto! looking good so far chefs! we almost have ourselves the perfect bowl of Maple Leafs Stew just a few more ingredients and we will be enjoying a round of golf on a full belly.

Last you will want to dump your full cup of franchise collapse into the mixture of request a trade

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Fck dis your all getting shipped off.[/quote]

WALLA! mmmmmm its smelling mighty fine already

Now we are going to mix both bowls of ingredients into one big bowl we call this bowl the Playoff collapse bowl its where we combine all our ingredients and end up with a marvelous result.

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now that we have everything all mixed you can gently.... throw it all in the garbage because FUCK THIS AND FUCK the Montreal Impact god dammit it!

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Thanks for joining us on another addition of Cooking with King I'm your host Ryan King and I hope you join us episode when we make a delicious Rebuild Roast from scratch! we will even have special guest Cuffy stop by to show us how its done, Anyways that's all for now Folk enjoy and see ya next time!