IIHF Predictions

Eggy216 - 250k
The_Mazais - 250k
belgarat - 250k
Allegiant - 250k
TNGO - 250k
Bojo - 250k
Allen - 250k
micool132 - 250k
Nereus - 250k
Kez - 250k
Chris-McZehrl - 250k
Count Chocula - 500k
Reynolds - 250k


Updated.

Sigs by Kit, Maxy, Mook, LazyEye, Wasty, Ragnar, Bushito, Frank, 701, Pandar

Theo Kane | #19 | RW | Edmonton Blizzard | 1914 TPE
Age: 39
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 19
Player Type: Sniper ------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
-S20:RGF||GP: 40 G: 12 A: 22 PTS: 34 +/-: -7 PIM: 4 HIT: 19 SB: 3 GWG: 1 ------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Playoff Statistics
-S20:RGF||GP: 4 G: 2 A: 2 PTS: 4 +/-: -5 PIM: 0 HIT: 0 SB: 0 GWG: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Statistics
-S21:EDM||GP: 52 G: 13 A: 10 PTS: 23 +/-: -8 PIM: 0 HIT: 9 SB: 5 GWG: 3
-S22:EDM||GP: 48 G: 14 A: 10 PTS: 24 +/-: 5 PIM: 0 HIT: 25 SB: 2 GWG: 1
-S23:EDM||GP: 52 G: 19 A: 21 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 4 HIT: 25 SB: 11 GWG: 5
-S24:EDM||GP: 52 G: 18 A: 17 PTS: 35 +/-: -6 PIM: 22 HIT: 54 SB: 13 GWG: 5
-S25:EDM||GP: 50 G: 15 A: 18 PTS: 33 +/-: -4 PIM: 10 HIT: 22 SB: 5 GWG: 4
-S26:EDM||GP: 50 G: 18 A: 22 PTS: 40 +/-: 17 PIM: 2 HIT: 2 SB: 8 GWG: 2
-S27:EDM||GP: 50 G: 24 A: 26 PTS: 50 +/-: 31 PIM: 2 HIT: 10 SB: 4 GWG: 7
-S28:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 PTS: 44 +/-: 17 PIM: 26 HIT: 79 SB: 11 GWG: 6
-S29:EDM||GP: 50 G: 31 A: 36 PTS: 67 +/-: 32 PIM: 57 HIT: 204 SB: 10 GWG: 8
-S30:EDM||GP: 50 G: 16 A: 24 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 56 HIT: 192 SB: 15 GWG: 4
-S31:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 28 PTS: 51 +/-: 23 PIM: 63 HIT: 187 SB: 6 GWG: 2
-S32:EDM||GP: 50 G: 8 A: 36 PTS: 44 +/-: 13 PIM: 22 HIT: 51 SB: 67 GWG: 2
-S33:EDM||GP: 50 G: 33 A: 39 PTS: 72 +/-: 12 PIM: 28 HIT: 239 SB: 18 GWG: 3
-S34:EDM||GP: 50 G: 26 A: 20 PTS: 46 +/-: -5 PIM: 38 HIT: 235 SB: 12 GWG: 3
-S35:EDM||GP: 50 G: 23 A: 22 PTS: 45 +/-: -9 PIM: 32 HIT: 205 SB: 18 GWG: 1
-S36:EDM||GP: 37 G: 23 A: 17 PTS: 40 +/-: 5 PIM: 8 HIT: 101 SB: 16 GWG: 4
-S36:SEA||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 4 PTS: 9 +/-: 0 PIM: 27 HIT: 5 SB: 4 GWG: 1
-S37:SEA||GP: 50 G: 24 A: 19 PTS: 43 +/-: 19 PIM: 2 HIT: 4 SB: 8 GWG: 9
-S38:WIN||GP: 50 G: 21 A: 20 PTS: 41 +/-: 10 PIM: 12 HIT: 22 SB: 11 GWG: 4
-S39:BUF||GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 PTS: 30 +/-: -7 PIM: 2 HIT: 9 SB: 5 GWG: 5
-S40:TEX||GP: 50 G: 14 A: 18 PTS: 32 +/-: -1 PIM: 4 HIT: 13 SB: 12 GWG: 4
-S41:EDM||GP: 50 G: 15 A: 11 PTS: 26 +/-: 3 PIM: 15 HIT: 38 SB: 7 GWG: 1
-S42:EDM||GP: 50 G: 5 A: 10 PTS: 15 +/-: -5 PIM: 12 HIT: 46 SB: 5 GWG: 0
Career||GP: 1104 G: 427 A: 463 PTS: 890 +/-: 152 PIM: 444 HIT: 1738 SB: 266 GWG: 84 ------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Playoff Statistics
-S21:EDM||GP: 7 G: 2 A: 1 PTS: 3 +/-: -3 PIM: 0 HIT: 2 SB: 1 GWG: 1
-S22:EDM||GP: 12 G: 4 A: 4 PTS: 8 +/-: 6 PIM: 0 HIT: 6 SB: 2 GWG: 2
-S23:EDM||GP: 20 G: 4 A: 5 PTS: 9 +/-: -12 PIM: 2 HIT: 15 SB: 2 GWG: 1
-S25:EDM||GP: 5 G: 1 A: 1 PTS: 2 +/-: -3 PIM: 2 HIT: 0 SB: 1 GWG: 0
-S27:EDM||GP: 6 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 +/-: -3 PIM: 2 HIT: 1 SB: 1 GWG: 0
-S28:EDM||GP: 17 G: 8 A: 14 PTS: 22 +/-: 10 PIM: 5 HIT: 8 SB: 2 GWG: 1
-S29:EDM||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 6 PTS: 11 +/-: 4 PIM: 25 HIT: 42 SB: 4 GWG: 1
-S30:EDM||GP: 15 G: 3 A: 7 PTS: 10 +/-: 5 PIM: 15 HIT: 52 SB: 3 GWG: 1
-S31:EDM||GP: 16 G: 8 A: 5 PTS: 13 +/-: 0 PIM: 16 HIT: 77 SB: 2 GWG: 2
-S32:EDM||GP: 12 G: 1 A: 6 PTS: 7 +/-: -5 PIM: 2 HIT: 16 SB: 10 GWG: 1
-S33:EDM||GP: 6 G: 4 A: 3 PTS: 7 +/-: -2 PIM: 2 HIT: 33 SB: 0 GWG: 2
-S36:SEA||GP: 7 G: 5 A: 6 PTS: 11 +/-: 5 PIM: 0 HIT: 5 SB: 5 GWG: 1
-S37:SEA||GP: 14 G: 4 A: 7 PTS: 11 +/-: -11 PIM: 0 HIT: 1 SB: 4 GWG: 1
-S38:WIN||GP: 13 G: 5 A: 5 PTS: 10 +/-: 4 PIM: 6 HIT: 6 SB: 1 GWG: 1
-S40:TEX||GP: 5 G: 1 A: 2 PTS: 3 +/-: -1 PIM: 0 HIT: 4 SB: 0 GWG: 0
-S41:EDM||GP: 7 G: 1 A: 0 PTS: 1 +/-: -2 PIM: 0 HIT: 7 SB: 0 GWG: 1
-S42:EDM||GP: 11 G: 3 A: 0 PTS: 3 +/-: -9 PIM: 0 HIT: 10 SB: 1 GWG: 0
Career||GP: 186 G: 60 A: 74 PTS: 134 +/-: -17 PIM: 77 HIT: 285 SB: 39 GWG: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------
IHF Statistics
-Team Canada||GP: 228 G: 77 A: 116 PTS: 193 +/-: 81 PIM: 52 HIT: 260 SB: 43 ------------------------------------------------------------
Transactions
-Drafted 7th overall by Regina Force in S20 SMJHL Draft
-Drafted 4th overall by Edmonton Blizzard in S21 SHL Draft ------------------------------------------------------------
Awards
1x Challenge Cup (S28)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S28)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S29, S33)
2x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S29, S33)
2x Jeff Dar Trophy (S29, S33)
2x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S29, S33)
2x Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP) (S29, S33)
1x Lance Uppercut Award (S31)
1x Ron Bolt Trophy (Most Sportsmanlike) (S20)
2x SHL First Team All-Star (S29, S33)
1x SHL Second Team All-Star (S27)
1x SHL Third Team All-Star (S31)
4x IIHF Gold Medal (S21, S24, S27, S39)
3x IIHF Silver Medal (S22, S23)
5x IIHF Bronze Medal (S25, S26, S30, S36, S38)
1x IIHF Top Forward
S20: Named Alternate Captain of the Regina Force
S23: Named Alternate Captain of the Edmonton Blizzard
S23: Hired as Regina Force Co-GM
S29: Hired as Edmonton Blizzard Co-GM ------------------------------------------------------------
Player Page | Update Thread

SHL MEDIA THRU November 15

Alucard:$1M (THREE STARS - WEEKS ONE AND TWO)>>> $1,000,000
bbp:$1.2M (DRUNK BBP PRESSER, WILL BE DONE TONIGHT), $150k (found out the pt task was shl not smjhl)>>> $2,000,000
bukss_a:$1.2M (ANDRIS BUKŠS PRESSER)>>> $1,200,000
dankoa:$1.6M (Karlsson Draft/Trade Presser)>>> $1,600,000
Deener:$950k (RENEGADES NO SHAVE BRO-VEMBER - WEEK TWO)>>> $950,000
JayTee:$150k (CHIEFS ANNOUNCEMENT)>>> $150,000
JackCross:$950k (DRUNK JACK PRESSER, AMAA)>>> $950,000
Mac:$100k (COLT MAD AT GM)>>> $100,000
Ohtaay:$1.2M (REAL LATE PODCAST)>>> $1,200,000
p_9ers:$2.5M (SHL WEEKLY FANTASY ROUND UP #1, IT'S A PODCAST ABOUT THE FANTASY SHL)*>>> $2,500,000
probablydrunk:$1.8M (PROBABLY STONED PODCAST, I USE THE WORD LIKE, LIKE A VALLEY GIRL)>>> $1,800,000
RaiN:$1.55M (RAIN DELAY - EP2)>>> $1,550,000
WannabeFinn:$600k (KEKKS AND EGGS EP. 1)>>> $600,000


Updated.

LW - Rainbow Dash - Updates
[img=0x0]https://i.imgur.com/eM6YKiW.gif[/img]
Rainbow Dash Fan S24-Present
SHL Commissioner S34-S52
New England Wolfpack GM S30-S40
Montreal Milita Co-GM S26-S29

SMJHL MEDIA - Nov 15th Part 1:

Indicates First Article Bonus

evrydayimbyuglien
>EUGENE FEIST, SCOUTING REPORT - FIRST ARTICLE -> 2.2 mil*

hockeyis66
>VADER REVIEW, GAMES 1-5 -> 1.6 mil

NJBadApple
>'BRACE FOR IMPACT', SEASON PREVIEW -> 2.5 mil

RainDelay
>THE GREAT FLOOD: MONTREAL'S NEW GOLDEN BOY? -> 1.7 mil*


RHolder71
>RICK JAMES REPORT, SIX GAME REVIEW -> 150k
>RICK JAMES 400 POSTS PRESSER -> 350k
>BREAKING NEWS : VANCOUVER GAS ATTACK -> 150k
Total: 650k

Rich701
>KELOWNA CAPTAIN ADDRESSES THE MEDIA -> 350k

SparkyOG
>MR SOFTY (LIL HERB DISS) -> 100k

ThatDamnWalrus
>S26 COLORADO MAMMOTHS CAPTAINS -> 75k

Zachary
>ZYVKESKI BRIEFLY SPEAKS ABOUT SUSPENSION -> 250k


Updated.

Made by Rindiee, rum_ham & Carpy

Jacob Mueller S5-S
Julien Dupont S6-S13
S9 Challenge Cup - Calgary Dragons
IIHF Gold - Germany
Rufus Reinhart S13-S24
S14 Challenge Cup - Texas Renegades
Christoffer Björnsson - S25-S35
S25 Four Stars Cup
S26 Tom Corcoran Trophy - SMJHL Top Goalie
Sami Owens - S36-S52
S38 IIHF Bronze - Canada
S39 IIHF Gold - Canada
S42 IIHF Silver - Canada
S51 Challenge Cup Champion - HAM
Liam Slate - S54-Present
S53 WJC Bronze - British Isles
S54 WJC Silver - British Isles
S55 Four Star Cup Champion - Newfoundland Berserkers
S57 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S58 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S60 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S61 IIIHF Gold - Great Britain
S67 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
S68 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
Triple Gold Club
Sad Ketchup -Present
S76 Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner

SMJHL MEDIA - Nov. 15th Part 2

hockeyis66
» VADER REVIEW, GAMES 6-10
1.3M

RainDelay
» RD'S SMJHL POWER RANKINGS #1
200K

SabresFan
» BREAKING NEWS: PLANE GOES DOWN NEAR MONTREAL
100K
» THE FIRST QUARTERLY REPORT
3.8M
TOTAL PAYOUT: 3.9M

CRUTCHFIELD
» ROUGH START MEDIA SCRUM
1M

SparkyOG
» SPARKS LIGHTNING FREESTYLES ON RADIO
200K

NovaRC
» THE HUN: HOCKEY-PLAYING HUNGARIAN READY FOR SMJHL
400K

JHS
» YOUNG GUNS GOING OFF IN VANCOUVER
360K

Rowe89
» SMJHL IMPACT
1.8M

Witty
» VIRTANEN PRESS CONFERENCE
1M
» SCOUTING REPORT: F PEKKA VIRTANEN
200k
» GET TO KNOW A KNIGHT: PEKKA VIRTANEN
100k
TOTAL PAYOUT: 1.3M

*If there are any issues pm me don't post here. I know we have a couple new guys so those who posted their first articles pm and let me know so i can double your pay.*




Updated.

SMJHL Media - Nov. 20th

Witty
SCOUTING REPORT: F PEKKA VIRTANEN, ENERGETIC FINN WITH A DRIVE TO SUCCEED
200k
VIRTANEN'S FIRST GAME
350k
Total = 550k

ballerstorm
MONTREAL IMPACT INTER SQUAD GAME
100k

hockeyis66
VADER REVIEW, GAMES 11-15
1.2m
VADER REVIEW, GAMES 16-20
1.2m
Total = 2.4m

Dangles13
WHALER'S TALE, ISSUE #2
1.7m

RHolder71
BEHIND THE VELVET ROPE, WITH HOST RICK JAMES
350k

Copenhagen
GIRARD RETIREMENT & GAGNER FA SIGNING PRESSER, ASK STUFF
$350k

RainDelay
RD'S POWER RANKINGS #2, USE THE JCINK TO SEE IT.
150k

evrydayimbyfuglien
FEIST'S FIRST GOAL
200k



Updated.

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || S77 HoF - Jesster & Darr - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
--------------



Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

SMJHL Media 23 November

Zachary
SparkyOG Diss
200k
Zachary: Unedited & Uncensored
100k
Total = 300k

damienj10
10 things you need to do in the SMJHL
650k

stowaway
Wendell Luna on the First Half of the Season
150k

SabresFan
The Second Quarterly Report *
7.5m

RainDelay
MLF's Presser on First Starts
950k

SwegKingu
Random Sweg Podcast #1
1.75m


Updated.

SHL MEDIA THRU NOVEMBER 15TH THROUGH 21ST

BigTittySmitty: 500k (Renegades No Shave Bro-vember - Week Three, Sorry for the late post - was busy) >>> $500,000
Bojo: 300k (WKP Season 26 Ind. Records, 15 Games In) >>> $300,000
damienj10: 650k (The unfortunate event called movember, A sob story piblished by chinese hackers) >>> $650,000
Deknegt: 1.1 mil (The Chiefs Half-Season report, by me, deKnegt, the resident 'that guy' >>> $1,100,000
Dmoushey_31: 1 mil (1 Year Presser! >>> $1,000,000
Hybrid1486: 7 mil (S26 Fantasy Draft Recap) >>> $7,000,000
Jogurtaa: 2 mil (10th season for Petty :o, Q&A stuff) >>> $2,000,000
Keenan: 1.3 mil (Keenan Steps Down + Questions) >>> $1,300,000
LatvianBastard: 250k (Ray Pejonis contract year, q/a type shit stuff) >>> $250,000
prettyburn: 200k (New England Announces Captains for S26, Late as usual) >>> $200,000
RHolder71: 500k (Renegades No Shave Bro-vember - Week Three, Sorry for the late post - was busy) >>> $500,000
Zaitsev: 1.3 mil (A Sit Down with Don, Guest Luka Zaitsev) >>> $1,300,000


SHL PODCASTS NOVEMBER 15TH THROUGH 21ST

Allen: 3 mil (Renegades Radio: Episode #2) >>> $3,000,000
Gifter of Bikes: 1.35 mil (» Klosecast 103) >>> $1,350,000
Mesbonk: 1.5 mil (The Big Slappy Hour #16!, Sucking The Toes of Freedom) >>> $1,500,000
Slappydoodle: 1.5 mil (The Big Slappy Hour #16!, Sucking The Toes of Freedom) >>> $1,500,000

Send me a PM if you have any issues or anything. :D



Updated.

sigs by ToeDragon84

November 25th


HockeyIs66

Vader Review 1
Vader Review 3

Overall cash = 3 million



WeWantTaro

S26 Colarado Mammoths

Overall Cash = 3 million



Stevo

100ost presser ask me anything
Overall Cash = 2 million




SparkyOG

SparkyOG EpicCypher

Overall Cash = 500k



JHS

Sparky/Firebird Diss

Overall Cash = 350k



Updated.

GFX through 29/11

Allen: $2.175m
Allen: $600k
Allen: $900k
Total: $3.675m


BluesBoy71: $825k


Bombadil: $2.85m


bukss_a: $1.425m


Chewbacca: $975k


Copenhagen: $1.2m
Copenhagen: $1.7m
Total: $2.9m


DollarAndADream: $450k
DollarAndADream: $450k
Total: $900k


enigmatic: $2.25m
enigmatic: $2.475m
enigmatic: $2.4m
Total: $7.125m


GoodLeftUndone: $1.125m
GoodLeftUndone: $2.55m
Total: $3.675m


gorlab: $1.275m


hexx55: $825k


NJBadApple: $2.175m
NJBadApple: $2.575m
Total: $4.75m


NUCK: $1.95m


Orlando: $600k


probablydrunk: $675k


Reynolds: $675k


soulja: $675k


Swegkingu: $1.125m


V5Vlats: $1.85m


Updated.

PART 1

* First Article Bonus/Bonus

Copenhagen
>A SCOUTING REPORT: SHANE GAGNER -> 450k

Nereus
>LUKE FLEMING DEMANDS TRAD -> 100k

Raferum
>WHO IS RAVEN SILVERWING? -> 8.2 mil*

RainDelay
>MLF PRE-DRAFT PRESSER -> 1.2 mil

RHolder71
>RICK JAMES 500 POST PRESSER -> 950k
>BEHIND THE VELVET ROPE WITH RICK JAMES, EPISODE #2 -> 450k
Total: 1.4 mil

SabresFan
>HANNU HAMALAINEN'S DAY OFF, A SMALL CENTER'S TALL TALE -> 1.9 mil
>WHAT KIND OF TEAM DOES HANNU HAMALAINEN WANT TO -> 1.4 mil
Total: 2.3 mil

Seth Trollins
>MACGREGOR SHOWS THE WHALERS HOW TO RAP -> 50k

TheLastOlympian07
>POSSIBLE HOMES IN THE SHL DRAFT -> 750k

Zachary
>ANNOUNCEMENT: ZYLVESKI IS 1ST IN ROOKIE TPE -> 50k


Updated.

Made by Rindiee, rum_ham & Carpy

Jacob Mueller S5-S
Julien Dupont S6-S13
S9 Challenge Cup - Calgary Dragons
IIHF Gold - Germany
Rufus Reinhart S13-S24
S14 Challenge Cup - Texas Renegades
Christoffer Björnsson - S25-S35
S25 Four Stars Cup
S26 Tom Corcoran Trophy - SMJHL Top Goalie
Sami Owens - S36-S52
S38 IIHF Bronze - Canada
S39 IIHF Gold - Canada
S42 IIHF Silver - Canada
S51 Challenge Cup Champion - HAM
Liam Slate - S54-Present
S53 WJC Bronze - British Isles
S54 WJC Silver - British Isles
S55 Four Star Cup Champion - Newfoundland Berserkers
S57 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S58 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S60 IIHF Silver - Great Britain
S61 IIIHF Gold - Great Britain
S67 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
S68 Challenge Cup Champion - Seattle Argonauts
Triple Gold Club
Sad Ketchup -Present
S76 Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner

SHL MEDIA THRU November 28, 2015

deknegt: $600K SEASON 25 DE-RE-DRAFT, THE ONLY DE-RE-DRAFT THAT MATTERS/EXISTS >>> $600,000
DollarAndADream: $2.4M ANOTHER PRESSER FOR PEOPLE TO ASK QUESTIONS >>> $2,400,000
Durden: $50K I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, $2.8M SEASON 25 SHL RE-DRAFT OF THE FIRST TWO ROUNDS* >>> $2,850,000
Eggy215: $150K CLAYTON ASKS OUT, $1.7M S25 SHL Re-Draft >>> $1,850,000
Gifter of Bikes: $1.5M KLOSECAST 104 >>> $1,500,000
username1: $$ (thread title of article) >>> $$$,$$$
username1: $$ (thread title of article) >>> $$$,$$$
Hockeypony: $550K 1000TH POST PRESSER >>> $550,000
JPL: $50K CABOOSE WANTS OUT >>> $50,000
jRuutu: $550K RUUTU IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE >>> $550,000
JumpierPegasus: $850K Unlikely Hero* >>> $850,000
Merica: $750K S14 RE-DRAFT: DRAFT OF LEGENDS*, $400K INSTANT IMPACT: MERICA GIVES TEXAS BOOST >>> $1,150,000
mesbonk: $1.5M THE BIG SLAPPY HOUR #17! >>> $1,500,000
p_9ers: $1.1M SHL FANTASY ROUND UP #2, ONE WEEK TOO LATE >>> $1,100,000
RaiN: $2.5M RAIN DELAY - EP3 >>> $2,500,000
Slappydoodle: $1.5M THE BIG SLAPPY HOUR #17! >>> $1,500,000
ssdd911: $1.5M THE TALE OF JOCKEY* >>> $1,500,000
Steelhead77: $500K WONG IS RIGHT!*>>> $500,000
Storm: $2.4M STORM'S 5000 POST PRESSER >>> $2,400,000


Updated.

Poopity Scoop
The Greatest Name of All

Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE

Scoop AINEC

^^^^^ Thank you JSSSSS

^^^^Credits to Snussu^^^^

SHL MEDIA THRU December 6

Allegiant: 450K (Windsor doesn't like Garbanzo) >>> $450,000
Allen: $1M (State of the League) >>> $1,000,000
Ballerstorm: $2M (5500 Post Presser) >>> $2,000,000
Ballerstorm: 650K (The Rookie Scoring Race) >>> $650,000
damienj10: $3.6M (The I need cash flow presser) >>> $3,600,000
Eggy216: 550K (The Definitive McZehrl Rankings) >>> $550,000
GCool: 230K (Season 14: Trading Spaces) >>> $230,000
Jackson: $4.4M (Post Trade-Press Conference) >>> $4,400,000
JNH: $1.3M (30000 Post Presser) >>> $1,300,000
JumpierPegasus: 250K (Portland GM: I'm not Trading Ignant) >>> $250,000
Mac: 650K (Dick Shivers Interviews Colt) >>> $650,000
Merica: 200K (Manhattan Announcement) >>> $200,000
Schmidt: 150K (Schmidt reflects on career year) >>> $150,000
Phats: 920K (Season 14: Trading Spaces) >>> $920,000
Pizzarony: $1.15M (Season 14: Trading Spaces) >>> $1,150,000

SHL PODCAST THRU December 6

Gifter of Bikes: $1.25M (Klosecast 105) >>> $1,250,000
mesbonk: $1.5M (The Big Slappy Hour #18) >>> $1,500,000
SlappyDoodle: $1.5M (The Big Slappy Hour #18) >>> $1,500,000



Updated.

SMJHL MEDIA Dec. 5th Part 1

Ballerstorm
S27 SHL Draft TPE Leaders
1m


hockeyis66
VADER REVIEW, GAMES 31-35
1.1m
VADER REVIEW, GAMES 36-40
1.2m
Total= 2.3m

hexx55
MATTIAS HOLMBERG "I NEED MONEY" PRESSER
1.6m
Dominance
150k
Total= 1.75m

Merica
SCOTTY REAY RANKS SHL TEAMS
650k

Massive Coiler
TONY FLOW INTERVIEW - S24, AN INTERVIEW ARTICLE FROM MY 1ST SEASON.
$1.4m

JHS
BIG BOARD VS REALITY
750k

SabresFan
THE THIRD QUARTERLY REPORT, A BRIEF ON THE SMJHL'S THIRD 50 GAMES
1.1m
I DON'T NEED THE MONEY AND THIS MIGHT NOT BE, RELEVANT. WHAT THE HELL. WHY NOT ANYWAY?
4.1m
Total 5.2m

Cartortus
IMPACT EQUIPMENT GONE?
$550k


Updated.

Stavros Kondos || F || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || S77 HoF - Jesster & Darr - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
------------------------------------------------------------
SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
--------------



Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

December 9th Grading

*Updated by Ohtaay*

joester

SMOKE G KEN KENNEDY-ANDERSON CALLED UP TO SMJHL, REPORTS TO ST. LOUIS TO HELP IN PLAYOFFS

Overall Cash = 150k


JHS

Whalers Awards 550k

The easy to understand guide to each SHL team 950k

Overall Cash = 1.5m


Dangles13

Whalers tale

Overall Cash = 1.1 million


Reynold

Jaxckson Reyndols Ranking SHL teams by logo

Overall Cash = 1 million


JPL

Kylo Ren ranks SHL teams

Overall Cash = 450k



Rowe89

End of regular season S26 draft class battle

Overall Cash = 10 million


Yousef

Battle of the busts

Overall Cash = 250k


MP7

Get to know Maximillion

Overall Cash = 4 million


hockey is 66

Vader review, games 41-45 1.2m

Vader review 2, games 46-50 1m

Overall Cash = 2.2 million



sabresfan

SMJHL regular season final report

Overall Cash = 6 million



Rholder71

Rick james end of season 200k

Behind the velvet rope >> 550k

Overall Cash = 750k



deener

Easy guide to be an SHL Draftee

Overall Cash = 1.5 million


Updated.

Round 1 Playoff Play by Play Payouts

ArGarBarGar (Alonzo Garbanzo, MIN) $3.0M

Ballerstorm (Randy Randleman, CGY) 2.0M

BeanSobie (Travis Kudleychuk, TEX) 1.0M

Copenhagen (Shane Gagner, SMJHL) 3.0M

Cynthia (Cynthia Taylor, TOR) 1.0M

Dangles13 (Cody Black, HAM) 1.0M

hockeyis66 (Lord Vader, SMJHL) 1.0M

lil (Mainio Makinen, NEW) 2.0M

NJBadApple (Adam Falk, TOR) 2.0M

Rezik (Arik Mikita, SMJHL) 1.0M

SabresFan (Hannu Hamalainen, SMJHL) 1.0M

SimmiZ (Sim Browski, SMJHL) 1.0M

SwegKingu (Robert Andersson, MIN) 2.0M



Updated.

      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK     
        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK         
                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY