Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Dec 12 2015, 01:55 PMEveryone recycles jokes on here because there is no expiry date for someone saying/doing something stupid. In fact, you're probably recycling this 'he recycles jokes' joke that you're trying to make right now.
Yup, Eggy had said it right before I did, but I don't do it in every thread after another member, constantly. When you do it now it's repetitive, and then 701 doing it right after you it's like nails on a chalkboard
Yngve "Oskar" Simonsson || Left Wing || Seattle Argonauts || Name: Yngve Simonsson (aka. Oskar Simonsson) Age: 20 Height: 5'10" Weight: 180 Birthplace: Luleå, Sweden Number: 26 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S58 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 22 | P: 47 | +/-: -42 | PIMS: 21 | Shots: 170 S59 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 23 | P: 36 | +/-: -22 | PIMS: 20 | Shots: 150 S60 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 20 | P: 29 | +/-: -34 | PIMS: 22 | Shots: 158 S61 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 31 | P: 52 | +/-: +22 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 188 S62 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 28 | P: 43 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 8 | Shots: 182 S63 | SFP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 19 | P: 43 | +/-: -1 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 193 S64 | SFP | GP: 47 | G: 9 | A: 25 | P: 34 | +/-: +14 | PIMS: 14 | Shots: 97 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Stats: S58 | SFP | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/-: -7 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 20 S59 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 14 S60 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 7 S61 | SFP | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13 S62 | SFP | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11 S63 | SFP | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 13 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S55 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/-: -9 | PIMS: 16 | Shots: 95 S56 | DET | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 21 | P: 33 | +/-: -4 | PIMS: 10 | Shots: 124 S57 | DET | GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 26 | P: 53 | +/-: 9 | PIMS: 18 | Shots: 203 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats: S55 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 6 S56 | DET | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIMS: 2 | Shots: 19 S57 | DET | GP: 4 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 0 | Shots: 11 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- WJC Stats S54 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -11 | Shots: 7 S55 | SWE | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 21 S56 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 4 | P: 7 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 20 S57 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: +4 | Shots: 31 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Stats S58 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: -4 | Shots: 10 S59 | SWE | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | PIMS: 0 | +/-: +5 | Shots: 10 S60 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | PIMS: 10 | +/-: +6 | Shots: 10 S62 | SWE | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions S55 -- Drafted Round 1, 11th Overall by Detroit Falcons S56 -- Drafted Round 1, 7th Overall by San Francisco Pride Signed 3 year, $7,500,000 contract with San Francisco Pride ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Honors S57 -- Named Detroit Falcons Alternate Captain S57 -- SMJHL All-Star S58 -- Named San Francisco Pride Alternate Captain S58 -- Ryan Jesster (Rookie of the Year) Trophy Nominee S58 -- Named to All-Rookie Team Jean-Pierre Gay || Retired || Name: Jean-Pierre Gay Age: 32 Height: 6'6" Weight: 239 lbs Birthplace: Wilcox, SASK, Canada Number: 7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: S43 | COL | GP: 45 | G: 1 | A: 18 | P: 19 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 40 | Hits: 48 | SB: 32 S44 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 12 | P: 18 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 89 | Hits: 107 | SB: 59 S45 | COL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 18 | P: 22 | +/-: +13 | PIM: 63 | Hits: 113 | SB: 39 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats: S43 | COL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 10 | Hits: 5 | SB: 13 S44 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 34 | Hits: 44 | SB: 18 S45 | COL | GP: 16 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 56 | Hits: 35 | SB: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats: S46 | HAM | GP: 46 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: +10 | PIM: 61 | Hits: 125 | SB: 53 S47 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 8 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 84 | SB: 35 S48 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 31 | Hits: 65 | SB: 32 S49 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 48 | Hits: 82 | SB: 75 S50 | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: +8 | PIM: 71 | Hits: 86 | SB: 56 S51 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 114 | Hits: 131 | SB: 57 S52 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | +/-: -17 | PIM: 78 | Hits: 140 | SB: 62 S53 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -14 | PIM: 28 | Hits: 52 | SB: 22 S54 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 9 | P: 10 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 26 | Hits: 84 | SB: 23 TOT | GP: 446 | G: 8 | A: 68 | P: 76 | +/-: -28 | PIMS: 505 | Hits: 849 | SB: 415 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats: S46 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -8 | PIM: 16 | Hits: 38 | SB: 11 S48 | HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 6 | SB: 1 S50 | HAM | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | Hits: 4 | SB: 7 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Transactions: S44: Drafted 14th Overall by Hamilton Steelhawks S44: Signed 1 year 2 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S45: Signed 1 year 1 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S46: Signed 3 year 3 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S49: Signed 3 year 6 million dollar contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S51: Traded to the Texas Renegades from the Hamilton Steelhawks S52: Signed 2 year 4 million dollar contract with Texas Renegades ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Transactions: S43: Drafted 4th Overall by Colorado Raptors Beau Bent || Retired || Name: Beau Bent Position: Centre Age: 46 Height: 6'1" Weight: 205 lbs Birthplace: Ottawa, Ontario Number: 20 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S29 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 54 S30 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 33 | P: 54 | +/-: 11 | Shots: 172 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats S29 | KEL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 31 S30 | KEL | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 37 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S31 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 14 | P: 23 | +/-: -7 | Shots: 106 S32 | POR | GP: 50 | G: 10| A: 12 | P: 22 | +/-: -15 | Shots: 155 S33 | POR | GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 0 | P: 3 | +/-: -10 | Shots: 8 S33 | TEX | GP: 43 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/-: -6 | Shots: 37 S34 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -12 | Shots: 61 S35 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 42 S36 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 4 | P: 11 | +/-: -13 | Shots: 61 S38 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 164 S39 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: +17 | Shots: 151 S40 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 17 | P: 34 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 158 S41 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 24 | P: 47 | +/-: +1 | Shots: 175 S42 | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 25 | P: 38 | +/-: +2 | Shots: 125 TOT | GP: 550 | G: 131 | A: 149 | P: 280 | +/-: -49 | Shots: 1,243 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NLA Regular Season Stats S37 | DAV | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 13 | P: 29 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 142 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoffs Stats S34 | TEX | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | Shots: 6 S35 | TEX | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 2 | Shots: 7 S36 | TEX | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 21 S40 | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -3 | Shots: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions SMJHL: Undrafted Signed: Kelowna Knights $2,000,000 (S29) SHL: Undrafted Signed: Signed as Undrafted Free Agent by Portland Admirals Traded: Traded to the Texas Renegades (S33) Released and Loaned by Texas Renegades to HC Davos (S37) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team (S31) Named Portland Admirals Captain (S32) Won Challenge Cup With Texas (S36) Matthew Buchesner || Retired || Name: Matthew Buchesner Position: Defense Age: 63 Height: 6'2" Weight: 216 lbs Birthplace: Sacramento, California Number: 55 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats S12 | CHI | GP: 39 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | PIMS: 34 | +/-: 3 | Hits: 62 | SB: 40 | S13 | VAN | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 13 | SB: 8 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoffs Stats S12 | CHI | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 19 | SB: 9 | S13 | VAN | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 9 | SB: 3 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S13 | LVK | GP: 49 | G: 1 | A: 8 | P: 9 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: -1 | Hits: 45 | SB: 32 | S14 | LVK | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | PIMS: 40 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 81 | SB: 71 | S15 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: 23 | PIMS: 61 | +/-: 5 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 | S16 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 54| +/-: -1 | Hits: 148 | SB: 75 | S17 | SEA | GP: 38 | G: 1 | A: 15 | P: 16 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 95 | SB: 57 | S17 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | PIMS: 12 | +/-: -5 | Hits: 14 | SB: 10 | S18 | EDM | GP: 46 | G: 5 | A: 21 | P: 26 | PIMS: 46 | +/-: 2 | Hits: 84 | SB: 68 | S19 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 15 | P: 17 | PIMS: 36 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 105 | SB: 53 | S20 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 28 | P: 32 | PIMS: 54 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 129 | SB: 55 | S21 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 14 | P: 17 | PIMS: 86 | +/-: -2 | Hits: 127 | SB: 65 | S22 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 1 | A: 10 | P: 11 | PIMS: 52 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 119 | SB: 66 | S23 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 79 | +/-: 7 | Hits: 120 | SB: 66 | S24 | EDM | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 18 | P: 21 | PIMS: 66 | +/-: -4 | Hits: 155 | SB: 62 | TOT | GP: 603 | G: 38 | A: 197 | P: 235 | PIMS: 662 | +/-: 25 | Hits: 1327 | SB: 733 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S17 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | PIMS: 4 | +/-: -3 | Hits: 12 | SB: 8 | S18 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | PIMS: 2 | +/-: 10 | Hits: 23 | SB: 14 | S21 | EDM | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | PIMS: 24 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 18 | SB: 4 | S22 | EDM | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 14 | +/-: 1 | Hits: 24 | SB: 15 | S23 | EDM | GP: 20 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | PIMS: 41 | +/-: -8 | Hits: 46 | SB: 22 | TOT | GP: 57 | G: 5 | A: 15 | P: 20 | PIMS: 85 | +/-: 4 | Hits: 123 | SB: 63 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Coaching Record: S33 | TEX | W: 15 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S34 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 18 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN CONFERENCE FINALS S35 | TEX | W: 26 | L: 19 | OTL: 5 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S36 | TEX | W: 29 | L: 16 | OTL: 5 | WON CHAMPIONSHIP S37 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S38 | TEX | W: 19 | L: 27 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S39 | TEX | W: 24 | L: 20 | OTL: 6 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S40 | TEX | W: 32 | L: 12 | OTL: 6 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS S41 | TEX | W: 16 | L: 30 | OTL: 4 | OUT OF PLAYOFFS S42 | TEX | W: 27 | L: 19 | OTL: 4 | LOST IN QUARTERFINALS ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted - S12 Chicago Hitmen (4th Overall) Drafted - S13 Las Vegas Kings (2nd Overall) Signed - 3 Year, 12 Million Dollar Contract (S13, Las Vegas) Signed - 2 Year, 5 Million Dollar Contract (S16, Seattle) Traded - Traded to Edmonton (S17) Signed - 3 Year, 9 Million Dollar Contract (S18, Edmonton) Signed - 2 Year, 8.5 Million Dollar Contract (S21, Edmonton) Signed - 3 Year, 4.5 Million Dollar Contract (S23, Edmonton) Retired - S23 Offseason ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: Named Head Coach of Texas Renegades (S33) Challenge Cup, Texas Renegades (S36) Joe McKeil Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Coach) Joe McKeil Trophy (S42) (Leagues Best Coach) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Accomplishments: Jersey Retired by the ST. LOUIS SCARECROWS (CHICAGO HITMEN), #4 (S16) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Awards: Quilha Agante Trophy (S12) (Leagues Top Defenseman) Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S12) (Most Dedicated) Zach Miller || Retired || Name: Zach Miller Position: Right Wing Age: 69 Height: 5'11" Weight: 184 lbs Birthplace: New Westminster, BC Number: 21 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Stats Season 5: GP: 40 | G: 34 | A: 31 | P: 65 | PIMS: 81 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 153 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- NWJHL Playoff Stats Season 5: GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | PIMS: 15 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 19 | ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S6 | MIN | GP: 56 | G: 18 | A: 18 | P: 36 | PIMS: 102 | +/-: -2 | Shots: 143 | S7 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 24 | P: 41 | PIMS: 77 | +/-: 16 | Shots: 126 | S8 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 22 | P: 40 | PIMS: 29 | +/-: 8 | Shots: 174 | S9 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | PIMS: 6 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 104 | S10 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 31 | A: 36 | P: 67 | PIM: 18 | +/-: 15 | Shots: 135 | S11 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 30 | A: 34 | P: 64 | PIM: 27 | +/-: 20 | Shots: 125 | S12 | MIN | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 17 | P: 35 | PIM: 22 | +/-: 5 | Shots: 150 | TOT | GP: 356 | G: 154 | A: 173 | P: 327 | PIM: 281 | +/-: 72 | Shots: 957 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S6 | MIN | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 6 | P: 14 | PIMS: 27 | +/-: 10 | Shots: 32 | S7 | MIN | DNQ S8 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | PIMS: 7 | +/-: 1 | Shots: 37 | S9 | MIN | GP: 7 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | PIM: 2 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 15 | S10 | MIN | GP: 21 | G: 9 | A: 11 | P: 20 | PIM: 6 | +/-: 3 | Shots: 48 | S11 | MIN | GP: 12 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | PIM: 4 | +/-: -1 | Shots: 34 | S12 | MIN | GP: 18 | G: 9 | A: 9 | P: 18 | PIM: 0 | +/-: 6 | Shots: 58 | TOT | GP: 87 | G: 37 | A: 39 | P: 76 | PIM: 46 | +/-: 18 | Shots: 224 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: Drafted - S5 Prince George Firebirds (7th Overall) Drafted - S6 Minnesota Chiefs (4th Overall) Signed - 6 Year, 15 Million Dollar Contract (S8, Minnesota) Retired - S12 Offseason ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Accomplishments: Most Goals (S5) Co-Leader in Points (S5) Captain of the All-Star Team (S5) Hired as Prince George Firebirds Co-GM (S6) Promoted to Prince George Firebirds GM (S8) Award for “Most Dedicated Player” named after Zach Miller GM of the Four Star Cup Winning Team (S8, S20) Jersey Retired by the PRINCE GEORGE FIREBIRDS, #16 (S10) Named SMJHL Commissioner (S10-S17) Hired as St. Louis Scarecrows GM (S18-S23) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Player Awards: Drayson Williams Award Winner (S5) (League Leader in Goals) Aaron Brown Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted by the Fans) Ideen Fallah Trophy (S5) (MVP, As Voted on by the GM’s) Zach Miller Trophy Nominee (S5) (Most Dedicated) Laurifer Trophy (S5, Prince George) (Team with the Best Overall Record) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL GM Awards: Four Star Cup (GM) (S8, Prince George) (Championship Trophy) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S8) (Executive of the Year) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S18) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S18) (Eastern Conference Champions) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S19) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S19) (Eastern Conference Champions) Matthias Chouinard Trophy (S20) (Executive of the Year) Oriens Trophy (S20) (Eastern Conference Champions) Four Star Cup (S20) (Championship Trophy) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Accomplishments: 7 Time SHL All-Star (S6-S12) Promoted to Minnesota Chiefs Head GM (S9) Minnesota Chiefs All-Time Leader in Points (S11-S28) Jersey Retired by the MINNESOTA CHIEFS #21 (S13) Awarded Expansion Team in Season 25 Expansion Portland Admirals GM (S25-S30) Named to SHL Head Office (S32-S34) Named Senior Advisor of the Texas Renegades (S34-S39) Named Assistant General Manager of the Texas Renegades (S39-S44) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Awards: Ryan Jesster Award Nomination (S6) (Leagues Best Rookie) Jeff Dar Award Nomination (S7) (Best Defensive Forward) Challenge Cup Championship (S10) Challenge Cup Championship (S12) Anton Razov Award Nomination (S12) (MVP Of Playoffs) Damien Littleton Trophy (S40) (Leagues Best Executive) Damien Littleton Trophy Nominee (S42) (Leagues Best Executive) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- IIHF Accomplishments: Team Canada Captain WJC (S6) Team World GM (S7) Named to Team Canada (S8-S12) Named to Team Canada Olympic Team (S10) Bronze Medal Team Canada WJC (S5) Silver Medal Team Canada (S8) Gold Medal Team Canada Olympic Team (S10) Gold Medal Team Canada (S12)
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Quote: Originally posted by gorlab @Dec 12 2015, 05:55 PMEveryone recycles jokes on here because there is no expiry date for someone saying/doing something stupid. In fact, you're probably recycling this 'he recycles jokes' joke that you're trying to make right now.
It's like recycling claims of rigging or deleting a spreadsheet. They can't all be zingers.
However, the true shame is derailing an original thread. (Original to the SHL)
That being said, I kinda want to record this. Anyone want to record themselves singing/spoken word this so I can mix it?
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Quote: Originally posted by 701 aka YUNG GUAP GOD @Dec 12 2015, 01:55 PM)
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Quote: Originally posted by JackCross @Dec 12 2015, 05:03 PMHowever, the true shame is derailing an original thread.
To be fair, did anyone think a thread listing all the bullshit Gorlab spouts off on a regular basis wouldn't turn in to something like this?
Quote: Originally posted by Merica @Dec 12 2015, 04:01 PMGosh damnit Schmidt.
Here I am to ruin everything! :D
Eggy216
Quote: Originally posted by Schmidt @Dec 12 2015, 05:05 PM
Didn't ruin my fantasy team tho :wub:
Quote: Originally posted by JackCross @Dec 12 2015, 04:03 PM
This thread was made by a Rene to try and instigate me. We are still firmly on the rails.
Buster
Quote: Originally posted by 701 aka YUNG GUAP GOD @Dec 12 2015, 04:55 PM
JP is never going to shut up about you calling him a God. Good going you gilded turd
Oliver Cleary || Defence || Seattle Argonauts --------------------------------- Player Name: Oliver Cleary SHL Team: Seattle Argonauts SMJHL Team: Detroit Falcons Position: Defence Height: 6'3" Weight: 215 lbs Born: Toronto, Ontario --------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Statistics: S48: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: 12 | -12 | PIM: 38 | H: 84 | SB: 61 S49: GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | 7 | PIM: 62 | H: 135 | SB: 68 S50: GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 13 | P: 18 | -3 | PIM: 52 | H: 148 | SB: 81 S51: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | 17 | PIM: 130 | H: 119 | SB: 67 S52: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 12 | P: 13 | -3 | PIM: 89 | H: 157 | SB: 61 S53: GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 20 | P: 36 | 19 | PIM: 22 | H: 58 | SB: 53 S54: GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 23 | P: 30 | 14 | PIM: 12 | H: 100 | SB: 64 S55: GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | -14 | PIM: 24 | H: 92 | SB: 96 --------------------------------- SHL Playoff Statistics: S48: Did Not Qualify S50: GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | -5 | PIM: 17 | H: 15 | SB: 15 S51: GP: 15 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | 8 | PIM: 33 | H: 40 | SB: 20 S52: GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | -3 | PIM: 26 | H: 25 | SB: 7 S53: GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | 0 | PIM: 0 | H: 19 | SB: 17 S54: GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 7 | P: 7 | -1 | PIM: 4 | H: 24 | SB: 20 S55: Did Not Qualify SMJHL Regular Season Statistics: S46: Did Not Play S47: GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | 0 | PIM: 48 | H: 81 | SB: 51 --------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Statistics: S46: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | -2 | PIM: 6 | H: 4 | SB: 0 S47: GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | 7 | PIM: 8 | H: 14 | SB: 4 --------------------------------- Transactions: S46: Signed as pre-draft free agent with Detroit Falcons S47: Drafted 14th Overall by Montreal Militia S47: Traded to Detroit Falcons S48: Drafted 4th overall to the Los Angeles Panthers S48: Signed 3 years/1M Contract with Los Angeles Panthers S48: Called up from Detroit to Los Angeles S51: Re-signed 3 years/3M with Los Angeles Panthers S54: Re-signed 2 years/6M with Los Angeles Panthers S56: Traded to Manhattan Rage S56: Signed 4 years/6M with Manhattan Rage ———————————————— Awards S47: Golden Aardvark Award for a contract holdout with the Montreal Militia
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Quote: Originally posted by 701 aka YUNG GUAP GOD @Dec 12 2015, 02:06 PM
On second thought, you and your shitty life isnt worth insulting.
Quote: Originally posted by JackCross @Dec 12 2015, 05:03 PM
I'm down
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