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<div align="center">I have finally reached 1000 TPE! I guess you can say I'm in it to win it!</div>

Please feel free to ask me anything regarding my phenomenal playing style or my specialty which is relationship advice.

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The Mazais

Do You miss me? I miss you a bit.

I miss you like a fat kid misses cake, like a dog that misses bones and like strippers and supermodels miss my soft touch.

Slappydoodle

Can I sniff your finger?

Anytime man, but you should be fairly warned if I ever run into you and your wife again that smell may be awfully familiar.

After hanging out with Esa all the time what kind of products do you have to use to remove the smell of parm from your hair, skin and clothes?

I found that nothing removes the smell of a night out of chicken parm gluttony like Irish Spring soap. I have to have my maid remove sauce stains from the sofa after every visit.

Why don't you come out with it and just admit that you really want to come to West Kendall and play alongside Slappy?

Although I would love to play alongside you, it would have to be on Calgary. Maybe you should think about converting to a winner?


Chris-McZehrl

I love your avy

I love it too, so does pretty much everyone in this league which is why I will never change it.

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kikish18

Which real life hockey player could be Alex Mack analog?

When I first started playing for the infamous Detroit Falcons (best team ever), I wanted to build my player to match Pavel Datsyuk. He played on the 2002 Stanley Cup champions with Yzerman and Lidstrom and in my opinion it was one of the greatest rosters in NHL history, then went on to win the Stanley cup in 2008, and he’s still a major part of the team in 2016, although age has affected his speed he is still extremely skilled and patient with the puck. He also played on the Russian Olympic team in 2002 and 2006 and helped Russia win the bronze medal at the 2005 World Championships. He always favored Russia as he played five seasons with them before joining the NHL. He was best known for his stickhandling “wizardry” and led the Red Wings in scoring in 2005-2006 with 87 points. Aside from his amazing on ice performance he is a “company man” which I greatly admire, he takes great pride in playing in “Hockeytown” and has said that his life both as a man and a hockey player started in Detroit and there is no place he would rather be. I have had that same feeling in my career, starting out with the Detroit Falcons was a God send for me, the team and the management kept me engaged and gave me a thirst for the game and improving my player build to match my skills. My career really took flight in Detroit and I will never forget those days. Also he’s had some pretty hot wives over the years, keeping things interesting which is what I try to do on a day to day basis.

What is his special shootout move?

As far as special shootout moves, I have many moves which I haven’t been able to name yet however, I really like practicing the Datsyukian which can best be explained by watching this video.

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How he celebrates goal?

Contrary to popular belief I don’t enjoy too much show boating on the ice. After years of playing I have realized that it actually hurts my game if I start celebrating right on the ice, it actually takes away from my focus as a player and teammate. I know we are all celebrating in our minds but what’s most important is staying focused on the rest of the game and psyching the other team out or up is not in my plan. I leave the celebrating to the fans and it’s most exciting when I hear the crown chanting my name or see the foam fingers going up in the stands. Celebrating really belongs to the fans during a game, after the game the celebration is all ours! After a game we celebrate in many ways. I usually ask the team back to my place where I have a party already in progress, yes, I have a party forming after every game good or bad, I have a lovely stable of girls who make this happen, they make the best party food you’ve ever tasted and thanks to my sponsor Jim Beam we have plenty of mixed cocktails on hand after every game. I try to keep the team upbeat after a loss I think it’s just as important to celebrate the losses as we do the wins because there Is no such thing as a perfect team there is always room for improvement.


What kind of equipment Alex is using?

I typically try on the equipment my sponsors send me, Reebok is one of my biggest sponsors so I tend to support that company as long as their equipment works for me, however I am a big fan of Easton and other great companies who provide both comfort and safety;

Ice Skates: The Reebok 20K skates allow me to weave in and out, stop & start quickly, and power past any defenseman.

Helmet : Reebok 11K Hockey Helmet is designed with safety as a top priority, the helmet absorbs the scary high impact hits as well as it does with the more frequent, less intense hits that can be just as damaging over time. The 11K helmet adjusts 360° to your uniquely shaped head and will not pop off when locked in place. Finally, the 11K helmet is Reebok's lightest helmet and most protective helmet to date.

Hockey Stick: Easton Stealth CX in my opinion Easton brings some pretty serious technology to the table, stick weight and design is important to me, I have always used an Easton stick. They have this hyperlite technology that reduces excess material in the taper, the taper itself is an elliptical taper which helps prevent your stick from twisting away from its target.

Hockey Pants: Reebok tends to have very protective pants with lots of padding. Vapors are really light weight with little padding and a bit of spine protection. Supreme/One90 pants are in between the two, with a good amount of padding and mobility. Tacklas are awesome pants with a ton of padding but flared legs for lots of mobility, but of course they're expensive and hard to find, this is what I use the Tacklas Air 9000Z.

Shoulder Pads: Vapor XXV's.

Shins and elbows: One90 shins (you don’t even need tape) and S9 elbows because I wanted maximum protection from those two (while getting something slim and mobile).

Hockey Gloves: Gloves are an essential part of my equipment. Not only do they need to be light and flexible enough to dangle, but they also need to protect my money making hands. Reebok 11K KFS gloves feature a seamless cuff that stands separate from the cuff roll allowing for maximum mobility and it doesn’t compromise fit or protection.

What kind of line mates should have to Mack to achieve best possible line chemistry?

As a legendary playmaking center who is good defensively but not overly strong, I think I am best suited to play with scoring wingers who have a physical edge to their game. They exert themselves running around and hitting everyone with one thing in mind getting me the puck. I skate around and make my moves, then let them get open before I hit them with a sweet tape to tape pass for a one timer goal. Sometimes I play wing also and if that is the case I like to play with a big physical center like Nicholas Pedersen and another scoring winger on the other side so I can once again maximize my playmaking abilities.


What makes Mack unique from other hockey players?

Besides the fact that I get more ass than anyone other player in the league? Hah! I feel I'm a unique player because I do not care about scoring on the ice, I only concern myself with scoring off the ice. When on the ice I want other players to score the goals and I just want to make assists. I'm a true playmaker and very fast with incredible stick skills, speed and hand eye coordination. Just ask all my girlfriends, they'll tell you I have incredible huge hands.


What job Alex Mack will take after retirement?

Job? Who the fuck wants to work after retirement? Right now I’m busting my ass trying to build a career for myself so I can retire as soon as fucking possible. I’ll tell you what I plan on doing in my retirement, fucking every beautiful girl I see on a non-stop basis. I may even put a clinic in the house so they can be tested before I introduce them to a world of erotica they have never seen before. Perhaps I will open up a museum of my accomplishments, have some of these women helping out on my farm, there are a ton of day to day chores I am currently paying someone to do like feed the horses and mow the fields. Perhaps in exchange for a place to live I can have these women take over those duties and that will allow me to have to do less with my time. I can travel to exotic places like Quebec and Nova Scotia maybe buy a yacht and collect art. The one thing for sure I won’t be doing is a job.


Choose your favourite line from Scarface

What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

Whats your 3 favourite sports?

Hockey, Women’s mudwrestling and Football

Whats your best life achievement so far?

Having a loving family who remains close to one another, being the glue that holds the bonds together, being able to help my family out in times of need… both financially and supportively. You can achieve great wealth, property, assets, but the most important thing in life is family and that could even mean the people you chose to surround yourself with, I have many friends I also consider as family. To have a lot of people that care about you genuinely and love you unconditionally… that’s the best achievement anyone can ever aquire.

In your opinion which is best PC game campaign?
Right now I am balls deep in Sniper Elite III, being both a gun fanatic and it being one of my favorite hobbies, I really enjoy the sofa time and being able to play with friends online.

Name most epic fictional dragon

Obviously Puff the Magic Dragon, both because he lived by the sea and he frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honali. Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail, Jackie kept a lookout perched on Puff's gigantic tail, Noble kings and princes would bow whene'er they came, Pirate ships would lower their flags when Puff roared out his name. He was pretty fucking amazing for a dragon and was consistently high as a kite which I really admire.



Do You have any collection?

I collect animals, I currently have dogs, a horse and a squirrel that depend on me daily, as well as several wild animals I feed in general like otters and groundhogs and deer. Other than that I collect speeding tickets and cast iron door stops, one day I was home alone and made this epic sandwich, it was a chicken parm but it had bacon and lettuce and tomato and while carrying it through a swinging door it kicked back at me and my sandwich fell on the ground and was quickly scarfed up by the dogs. That will never happen again.

How would You describe your scent of humor?

I find everything funny in fact many people as if I take anything seriously and of course I do but it’s none of their fucking business. I tend to only watch comedy movies and my favorite thing to do is get together with my brothers and laugh.

What kind of music do You like? Name the best song for workout.

I like all kinds of music, rock and alternative mainly. My favorite song for a workout is Eminem Till I Collapse.

Name movie you're wainting most in 2016

Diablo with Scott Eastwood, big time fan of his dad Clint Eastwood and I’ve been told we look a lot alike, so as long as he keeps looking good I’ll keep getting laid.

Please share one really funny story from your life

Ok here’s a real story that happened this week, My brother and I were doing this plumbing job for a woman my mother knew. My mother told us that she had felt badly for this woman who recently lost her husband and had a ton of work around the house she needed done including some plumbing work, my brother is a commercial plumber and a great one at that. So we go over to this woman’s house and turns out she has a mentally challenged son, he was a big kid around 20 years old and he was very interested in what we were doing, he was following us in and out of the house getting tools etc. At one point my brother started to get frustrated and I told him to have some patience. The kid kept sticking his leg out in front of my brother asking him to tie his shoelace… “tie my shoe”, “tie my shoe” so finally my brother gets down and leans in to tie the kids shoe and the kid grabs his head and pulls him into his crotch. The kid has the strength of a gorilla and my brother in shock is trying to push him away while eating a face full of zipper. I haven’t laughed that hard In weeks.

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Steelhead77

-How many women did you sleep with during your climb to 1000tpe?

It would be nearly impossible to count as Alex Mack is not a kiss and tell kind of guy, my average would be dividing my TPE in half and then by 4 months making it around 125 and before you think this is impossible you must understand that I get laid every day, so if you take a 4 month span that’s around 120 girls so I think that number is fairly accurate. I encourage the women I sleep with to come back and bring a friend and they are more than happy to do that essentially this brings in a new female at least once a day.

-How many of those women regret sleeping with you?

Oh you know it’s impossible to please everyone in fact I don’t even try, most of the women I “associate” with are already brought up to speed on how I like to do things, I’ve got a Hugh Heffner type style that prevents most of these women from latching on, however occasionally I get a girl usually from a southern state that thinks she can change me, these girls will usually bring scones or baked goods to my place on the reg. It’s terribly disappointing to them when they open the door to my room and catch me feeding their baked goods to other women who are carb-ing up for a long night of passionate Mack love making. I try to temper my reluctance with sympathy as I am kicking them to the curb for causing a scene. Then I give their photo to the security guy at my gate and he hangs it on the wall of shame. I never see those women again.

-How many women do you currently have locked in your poolhouse?

Contrary to popular belief I don’t keep anyone locked in, the poolhouse is a 2 bedroom and it contains 4 sets of bunk beds in each room. I don’t keep track of who’s staying or going but the guy at the gate has a photo of each girl that visits and when they have exceeded 3 months at my place their picture goes up on the wall and they are not allowed back, it’s sort of like having an expiration date. I find this system works best and keeps things fresh.


-Name some similarities between Alex Mack and his player rep Ron Bergundy?

There are many many similarities, starting with our love of fine women and quality scotch and ending with our bond with our dogs and our hatred of milk products on warm days.



-When you get into a fight on the ice, do you follow the #1 rule of "No touching of the hair or face"?

Absolutely, Alex Mack has to worry about his money making hands as well as his money making face and hair. This is why I depend on my teammates, they usually make sure to tackle any problems on the ice before they get to me.

-How have you enjoyed your time in Calgary? What are some of your favorite moments?

I don’t know if any one moment comes to mind. I can tell you that witnessing the coming together of a team the way Calgary has, has been delightful. When I first joined the team It was my general feeling that some players thought the team was hopeless and losing steam but thanks to a quality manager who takes my words of advice as gold we have managed to pull out on top (I do that a lot) and I couldn’t be happier with the team or my teammates in general.

-What are your strengths on the ice and off the ice?

I think you’ve witnessed my strengths on the ice, I’m mainly concerned with Assisting my team in scoring goals , I’m a very unselfish player I would go as far as to say I am a selfless player who’s main task is to set up shots for my team and my stick handling and hand eye co-ordination is quite remarkable as well. Off the ice my personality lends itself to meeting a lot of people and making people laugh, I can impress any woman by recanting a story about how I once saved 5 kittens from a burning barn, so my ability to remember all my glorious personality traits and impressive stories would be my strength.

-How do you think your old SMJHL nemesis Barbashev thinks about you reaching 1000tpe before him?

Barbashev unfortunately spent the better half of last season in marriage counseling according to reliable sources he and his wife experienced a dip in their passion level after his wife walked in on me nailing the cocktail hostess at a party at their house. I feel very badly about making comments about wanting to nail his wife as it’s clearly gotten back to her resulting in my having to block her phone number from both my house phone and cell. Make no mistake, I will still nail her if they divorce but I don’t want to be accountable for causing it, just because I admire his playing style and tenacity at trying to beat my stats all the time.

-How many opposing teams wives do you plan on sleeping with this season?

All of them. I mean to be honest there are some real hounds on the opposing team so I can’t imagine their wives’ are anything I want to shake my stick at. Let it be known that I don’t ask names or for any personal information other than “have you been fixed or do I need to pull out” so you can’t really blame me. If your wives are sniffing up my tree you best believe they will be getting it. I want to make it clear that I don’t intentionally set out to fuck everyone’s wife, in fact I haven’t actively pursued a woman in years, they come to me. I have a strong sense of self awareness and confidence that women are immediately drawn to. I rarely if ever approach a girl, approaching someone is difficult because you are often opening yourself up for evaluation. Essentially, you are saying "I like you"...and asking "do you like me"? This gives the other person all of the "power" and "influence" in the situation. They are in a position to "take you" or "leave you", without you having much more say in the matter. Given that, it is no wonder breaking the ice and making the first move is so hard. Who would knowingly want to put themselves in a position of vulnerability? That is the reason why many women prefer to be "attractive" and try to motivate the man to approach them. It is also the reason why many men refuse to do so. I have some tips for men and they are as follows. Most approaches go wrong because the person is trying to impress. They are trying to "earn" the other individual's interest, attraction, or affection. Essentially, they are opening themselves up to "being judged"...rather than evaluating, qualifying, or screening the other person. So, rather than letting them evaluate you...begin by evaluating them instead! Ask them a question. Be curious! Suspend your attraction to them and make them jump through a hoop or two to prove themselves to you. Ask them something that will qualify them as a partner and see whether they pass . Don't automatically assume they are perfect. Rather, be a bit skeptical. One time I saw this fucking gorgeous woman sitting at a bar, I knew I would be kicking myself if I didn’t approach her in some way, of course long story short it worked and soon we were headed back to my place, once her clothes were off there was such a stench I couldn’t even have sex with her, so what good is her beauty if she clearly cannot keep herself clean? I should have asked better questions, perhaps “How many times a day do you bathe?” but the practice is there and it works. Ask them if a piece of clothing on them is a designer label. Ask them how they take their coffee (and tease them if it is gross). Ask them why they are shopping on a Sunday afternoon. Ask them if they can make an omelet. Ask anything...just keep it somewhat fun, flirty, and a bit evaluative of THEM.



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Do You miss me? I miss you a bit.

Can I sniff your finger?

After hanging out with Esa all the time what kind of products do you have to use to remove the smell of parm from your hair, skin and clothes?

Why don't you come out with it and just admit that you really want to come to West Kendall and play alongside Slappy?

Congrats on the 1000 TPE mark!

I love your avy

Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada


Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!

First I'd like ask about your player.

Which real life hockey player could be Alex Mack analog?

What is his special shootout move?

How he celebrates goal?

What kind of equipment Alex is using?

What kind of line mates should have to Mack to achieve best possible line chemistry?

What makes Mack unique from other hockey players?

What job Alex Mack will take after retirement?


Now other questions

Choose your favourite line from Scarface

Whats your 3 favourite sports?

Whats your best life achievement so far?

In your opinion which is best PC game campaign?

Name most epic fictional dragon

Do You have any collection?

How would You describe your scent of humor?

What kind of music do You like? Name the best song for workout.

Name movie you're wainting most in 2016

Please share one really funny story from your life :D

Congrats on 1ktpe! :ahh!:

-How many women did you sleep with during your climb to 1000tpe?

-How many of those women regret sleeping with you?

-How many women do you currently have locked in your poolhouse?

-Name some similarities between Alex Mack and his player rep Ron Bergundy?

-When you get into a fight on the ice, do you follow the #1 rule of "No touching of the hair or face"?

-How have you enjoyed your time in Calgary? What are some of your favorite moments?

-What are your strengths on the ice and off the ice?

-How do you think your old SMJHL nemesis Barbashev thinks about you reaching 1000tpe before him?

-How many opposing teams wives do you plan on sleeping with this season?

---> ParmBorg Highlights <---



Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+
Name: Esa Parmborg
Age: 18
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 350 lbs
Number: 77
Born: Hella, Iceland
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Transactions:
Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL
Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL
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Awards & Achievements:
S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons
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SHL Statistics:
S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70
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SMJHL Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76
S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111
S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147
S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116
TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450



[pbl]Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Age: 40
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 255 lbs
Number: 10
Born: Helsinki, Finland
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SHL Career Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126
S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162
S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115
S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137
S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128
S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123
S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118
S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187
S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143
S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224
S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201
S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205
S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208
S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207
S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164
S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198
S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232
S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239
S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205
S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135
S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200
S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154
S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153
S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162
S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156
S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168
S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155
S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68
S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73
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Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Transactions:
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Awards & Accomplishments:
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Lost my sig, Work in progress.....

#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer 
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - 
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45



Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6
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Seasons: 27
Playoffs: 25
Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50)
Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50)
President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49)
Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49)
Lance Uppercut Award: S36
Joe McKeil Award: S26
Joe McKeil Award: S30
Joe McKeil Award: S33
Joe McKeil Award: S39
1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups!
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Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543)
S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL  (+7)
S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL  (+31)
S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0)
S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12)
S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14)
S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13)
S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23)
S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17)
S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24)
S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24)
S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29)
S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30)
S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9)
S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18)
S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43)
S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47)
S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14)
S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34)
S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4)
S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30)
S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL  (+55)
S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+44)
S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+28)
S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13)
S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL  (+16)
S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL  (+14)
S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL  (-7)
-----------------SMJHL--------------------
Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23
Seasons: 4
Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23)
President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
GM of The Year: S23
more to follow.....

answered

) Great job Mack!

---> ParmBorg Highlights <---



Esa Parmborg || Center || Calgary Dragons || S47 || TPE: 2000+
Name: Esa Parmborg
Age: 18
Height: 7'0"
Weight: 350 lbs
Number: 77
Born: Hella, Iceland
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Transactions:
Drafted #1 Overall - Halifax Raiders - S46 SMJHL
Auto Drafted GM - Calgary Dragons - S47 SHL
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Awards & Achievements:
S50 Challenge Cup Champion - Calgary Dragons
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SHL Statistics:
S50: GP:50 | G:9 | A:8 | P:17 | -3 | PIM:13 | H:34 | PP:0 | SOG:70
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SMJHL Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:6 | A:9 | P:15 | -8 | PIM:20 | H:44 | PP:0 | SOG:76
S47: GP:50 | G:12 | A:19 | P:31 | 0 | PIM:10 | H:71 | PP:6 | SOG:111
S48: GP:50 | G:21 | A:27 | P:48 | +10 | PIM:20 | H:19 | PP:13 | SOG:147
S49: GP:50 | G:19 | A:29 | P:48 | +18 | PIM:26 | H:48 | PP:13 | SOG:116
TOT: GP:200 | G:58 | A:84 | P:142 | +20 | PIM:86 | H:182 | PP:32 | SOG:450



[pbl]Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Esa Anrikkanen || C / LW || Calgary Dragons || S18 || 2008TPE
Age: 40
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 255 lbs
Number: 10
Born: Helsinki, Finland
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SHL Career Statistics:
S46: GP:50 | G:14 | A:10 | P:24 | -14 | PIM:21 | H:23 | PP:5 | SOG:126
S45: GP:50 | G:11 | A:13 | P:24 | -10 | PIM:10 | H:28 | PP:7 | SOG:162
S44: GP:50 | G:11 | A:10 | P:21 | -1 | PIM:10 | H:22 | PP:7 | SOG:115
S43: GP:50 | G:15 | A:17 | P:32 | -7 | PIM:2 | H:9 | PP:11 | SOG:137
S42: GP:50 | G:10 | A:20 | P:30 | 0 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:128
S41: GP:50 | G:22 | A:16 | P:38 | +28 | PIM:7 | H:2 | PP:4 | SOG:123
S40: GP:50 | G:16 | A:12 | P:28 | -6 | PIM:18 | H:45 | PP:8 | SOG:118
S39: GP:50 | G:18 | A:14 | P:32 | +12 | PIM:0 | H:4 | PP:7 | SOG:187
S38: GP:50 | G:16 | A:11 | P:27 | -2 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:8 | SOG:143
S37: GP:50 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +6 | PIM:4 | H:7 | PP:12 | SOG:224
S36: GP:50 | G:22 | A:21 | P:43 | +15 | PIM:4 | H:18 | PP:8 | SOG:201
S35: GP:50 | G:28 | A:26 | P:54 | +25 | PIM:0 | H:13 | PP:14 | SOG:205
S34: GP:50 | G:24 | A:22 | P:46 | +6 | PIM:52 | H:128 | PP:13 | SOG:208
S33: GP:50 | G:21 | A:16 | P:37 | -2 | PIM:28 | H:78 | PP:13 | SOG:207
S32: GP:50 | G:18 | A:16 | P:34 | -10 | PIM:27 | H:15 | PP:9 | SOG:164
S31: GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | +11 | PIM:48 | H:92 | PP:9 | SOG:198
S30: GP:50 | G:22 | A:33 | P:55 | +17 | PIM:64 | H:134 | PP:18 | SOG:232
S29: GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | +14 | PIM:75 | H:212 | PP:15 | SOG:239
S28: GP:50 | G:23 | A:25 | P:48 | +25 | PIM:60 | H:179 | PP:7 | SOG:205
S27: GP:50 | G:19 | A:18 | P:37 | +1 | PIM:68 | H:94 | PP:8 | SOG:135
S26: GP:50 | G:21 | A:21 | P:42 | +9 | PIM:54 | H:82 | PP:15 | SOG:200
S25: GP:50 | G:18 | A:27 | P:45 | +27 | PIM:42 | H:139 | PP:6 | SOG:154
S24: GP:52 | G:16 | A:18 | P:34 | -13 | PIM:48 | H:156 | PP:16 | SOG:153
S23: GP:52 | G:19 | A:30 | P:49 | +19 | PIM:104 | H:193 | PP:6 | SOG:162
S22: GP:52 | G:17 | A:25 | P:42 | -9 | PIM:26 | H:116 | PP:18 | SOG:156
S21: GP:52 | G:19 | A:22 | P:41 | +5| PIM:14 | H:51 | PP:12 | SOG:168
S20: GP:50 | G:17 | A:16 | P:33 | +10 | PIM:30 | H:71 | PP:8 | SOG:155
S19: GP:50 | G:10 | A:3 | P:13 | +10 | PIM:18 | H:88 | PP:1 | SOG:68
S18: GP:50 | G:7 | A:8 | P:15 | +20 | PIM:24 | H:44 | PP:4 | SOG:73
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Totals: GP:1358 | G:514 | A:549 | P:1063 | +186| PIM:868 | H:2054 | PP:277| SOG:4750
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SHL Playoff Statistics:
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Transactions:
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Awards & Accomplishments:
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Lost my sig, Work in progress.....

#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer 
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History - 
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45



Esa Anrikkanen || HOF GM || Calgary Dragons || S24 || Cups: 6
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Seasons: 27
Playoffs: 25
Challenge Cup Championships: 5 (S27, S29, S32, S40, S42, S50)
Cole Reinhart Trophy: 8 (S27, S29, S32, S33, S38, S40, S42, S47, S50)
President's Trophy: 3 (S30, S35, S36, S49)
Division Titles: 6 (S30, S31, S33, S35, S36, S39, S49)
Lance Uppercut Award: S36
Joe McKeil Award: S26
Joe McKeil Award: S30
Joe McKeil Award: S33
Joe McKeil Award: S39
1st GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups!
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Reg.Season Record: 774 - 448 - 113 (+543)
S50: 27 W - 20 L - 3 OTL  (+7)
S49: 34 W - 13 L - 3 OTL  (+31)
S48: 24 W - 19 L - 7 OTL (+0)
S47: 28 W - 16 L - 6 OTL (+12)
S46: 24 W - 22 L - 5 OTL (-14)
S45: 22 W - 26 L - 2 OTL (-13)
S44: 28 W - 18 L - 4 OTL (+23)
S43: 27 W - 21 L - 2 OTL (+17)
S42: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL (+24)
S41: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL (+24)
S40: 31 W - 13 L - 6 OTL (+29)
S39: 33 W - 14 L - 3 OTL (+30)
S38: 25 W - 21 L - 4 OTL (+9)
S37: 25 W - 19 L - 6 OTL (+18)
S36: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL (+43)
S35: 36 W - 12 L - 2 OTL (+47)
S34: 26 W - 19 L - 5 OTL (+14)
S33: 30 W - 14 L - 6 OTL (+34)
S32: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+4)
S31: 32 W - 16 L - 2 OTL (+30)
S30: 35 W - 13 L - 2 OTL  (+55)
S29: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+44)
S28: 29 W - 15 L - 6 OTL  (+28)
S27: 27 W - 18 L - 5 OTL (+13)
S26: 31 W - 15 L - 4 OTL  (+16)
S25: 29 W - 19 L - 2 OTL  (+14)
S24: 26 W - 20 L - 6 OTL  (-7)
-----------------SMJHL--------------------
Detroit Falcons GM - S20-S23
Seasons: 4
Four Star Cup Championships: 1 (S23)
President's Trophy: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Eastern Conference Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
Division Title: 3 (S21, S22, S23)
GM of The Year: S23
more to follow.....

Originally posted by Steelhead77@Feb 4 2016, 02:43 PM
) Great job Mack!

Sigs by @FlappyGiraffe,  @Steelhead77,  @ToeDragon84, @slothfacekilla, @Wasty and other dude I need to find your name

Lil' Manius

Lil’ Manius | W | New Orleans| Retired 
Name: Lil' Manius
Height: 5’ 6”
Weight: 182
Number: 77
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Personal Awards and Records
S44 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 World Junior Championship Winner United States
S45 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S48 IIHF Silver Medal Winner United States
S50 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S51 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S52 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner United States
S53 IIHF Gold Medal Winner United States
S48 1st All-Star Team
S52 Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee
S53 Jeff Dar Trophy Winner
S53 FHM MVP According to FHM or so they tell me
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Big Manius

Big Manius| D | Winnipeg | Retired
Name: Big Manius
Height: 6’ 9”
Weight: 265
Number: 7
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Personal Awards and Records
SHL Hall of Fame Player
Member of the Triple Gold Club
S37 Challenge Cup Champion
S25 Challenge Cup Champion
S42 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S38 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S36 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S35 IIHF Gold Medal Winner Norway
S34 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S33 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S31 IIHF Bronze Medal Winner Norway
S29 IIHF Silver Medal Winner Norway
S27 IIHF Top Defenseman
S33 2nd All-Star Team
S30 Turd Ferguson Award Winner
S30 League leader Fights Won
S26 Aidan Richen Trophy winner
S26 Scott Stevens Nominee
S26 2nd All-Star Team
S26 Tied for first in PP Goals
S23 Four Star Cup Champion
Falcons Modern Era: PIMS Leader - 96
Falcons Modern Era Leader: Power play Goals in a Season - 13
Falcons All Time Leaders: Defenseman Goals in a Season - 20
SMJHL S 22: Lead league in PIMs - 96
SMJHL S 23: Lead league in shot % - 22.73%
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs: Lead league in PIMs
SMJHL S 22 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won
SMJHL S 23 Playoffs:  Lead league in fights won
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