Originally posted by JumpierPegasus@Feb 23 2016, 04:42 AM

Glad you specified the exact season and game, considering you've had 20 players

I took this L. Most original re-create pun I've heard this season.

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

Ólafur Atlason| C | SMJHL Prospect | Future Edmonton Blizzard
Birthplace: Reykjavik, Iceland
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Very accurate

Originally posted by Schultzy@Feb 23 2016, 04:31 AM
Tanner is active, our prospects aren't :lol: but I am a heathen bastard and we do win every year. Doesn't mean there isn't room on the team. Actually now's a great time to join the Hawks since most of our core is S20 and will be entering regression right about when today's prospects are ready for primetime.

but only if you enjoy winning. B)

We have a LOT of room on defense. <_<

Jaden Tanner || RD || Calgary Dragons
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lb
Number: 98
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SHL Regular Season:
S74 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: -14 | H: 46 | SB: 98 | GA: 13 | TA: 48
S75 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: -21 | H: 48 | SB: 104 | GA: 17 | TA: 38
S76 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5 | H: 73 | SB: 112 | GA: 21 | TA: 74
S77 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 16 | P: 21 | +/-: -8 | H: 38 | SB: 311 | GA: 21 | TA: 32
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SHL Playoffs:
S74 | CGY | DNQ
S75 | CGY | DNQ
S76 | CGY | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -7 | H: 4 | SB: 4 | GA: 0 | TA: 3
S77 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | H: 2 | SB: 15 | GA: 0 | TA: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 23 | P: 26 | +/-: 1 | H: 93 | SB: 112 | GA: 17 | TA: 52
S72 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 25 | P: 30 | +/-: 27 | H: 112 | SB: 86 | GA: 32 | TA: 61
S73 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 21 | P: 22 | +/-: 35 | H: 106 | SB: 91 | GA: 19 | TA: 57
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S70 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | H: 6 | SB: 9 | GA: 4 | TA: 4
S71 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | H: 11 | SB: 4 | GA: 3 | TA: 8
S72 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | H: 9 | SB: 4 | GA: 1 | TA: 6
S73 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 1 | H: 14 | SB: 18 | GA: 6 | TA: 15
Jakob Tanner || HoF Goalie || HoF GM || CGY Co-GM
4x Challenge Cup (S24, S26, S30, S31)
1x IIHF Gold (S23, Ireland)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S29)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x John McBride Trophy (S29)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S30)
1x Mike Honcho Trophy (S29)
1x John McBride Nominee (S30)
2x Joe McKeil Award (S24, S35)

Glad you clarified it was satire, it wasn't clear before.

Originally posted by Tanner@Feb 23 2016, 04:25 AM

We have a LOT of room on defense. <_<

Championship calibre defense, if you weren't inactive you would know that though.

Originally posted by Checkmate@Feb 23 2016, 02:25 AM
Glad you clarified it was satire, it wasn't clear before.

everyone bow down, he has graced us with his presence

Originally posted by TheLastOlympian07@Feb 23 2016, 10:57 AM

everyone bow down, he has graced us with his presence

my raison d'etre is to point out flaws in you and HFFO

Originally posted by Checkmate@Feb 23 2016, 03:00 AM

my raison d'etre is to point out flaws in you and HFFO

you dont even know who I am i bet.

Originally posted by Checkmate@Feb 23 2016, 07:00 AM

my raison d'etre is to point out flaws in you and HFFO

You're the reason I don't write articles anymore. :(

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

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Originally posted by TheLastOlympian07@Feb 23 2016, 11:02 AM

you dont even know who I am i bet.

yeah your username is real fresh

Originally posted by HabsFanFromOntario@Feb 23 2016, 11:20 AM


You're the reason I don't write articles anymore.&nbsp; :(

just making you strive for perfection

Originally posted by Checkmate@Feb 23 2016, 07:23 AM

just making you strive for perfection

It's early in the morning and the only person's shit I wanted to put up with was JP's <_<

I'm actually off to go to class now, fucking shoot me.

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. ... There are neither beginnings nor endings to the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.”

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Originally posted by Checkmate@Feb 23 2016, 03:21 AM

yeah your username is real fresh

:ph34r:

Kiss my ass , I'm the biggest hater ! - Pit Bull, 2003 Player Haters Ball.

Originally posted by TheLastOlympian07@Feb 23 2016, 12:36 PM

:ph34r:

I believe you has an traitor in your surroundings :ph34r:

Chris McZehrl III - Anchorage Armada


Challenge Cup Wins:
S18 - Seattle Riot (with Chris McZehrl)*
S23 - New England Wolfpack (with Chris McZehrl)*
S27 - Calgary Dragons (with VLAD McZehrl)**
S34 - Manhattan Rage (with VLAD McZehrl)
S37 - Winnipeg Jets (with VLAD McZehrl)
S46 - Buffalo Stampede (with GOD McZehrl)*

*first ever Challenge Cup of Franchise History
**first ever Challenge Cup win after 0-3 in Finals Series

Four Star Cup Wins:
S24 - Vancouver Whalers (with VLAD McZehrl)
S39 - St. Louis Scarecrows (with GOD McZehrl)

SHL Hall of Fame Members:
S24 - Chris McZehrl *
(GP: 764 | G: 322 | A: 461 | P: 783 | +/-: +109)
S40 - VLAD McZehrl *
(GP: 653 | G: 333 | A: 361 | P: 694 | +/-: +141)

*1st Ballot Hall of Famer

small note: GOD McZehrl played at first as Defender and later as Forward!